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"It's easy to spoof a bad movie. A good movie, now that's hard."

Spaceballs is a farcical comedy film directed by Mel Brooks which does for Science Fiction -- especially Star Wars -- what Blazing Saddles did for The Western.

Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) -- the bold, bossy and beautiful heir to the throne of planet Druidia -- runs out on her wedding before she is officially married to the painfully dull Prince Valium (Jim J. Bullock), the only eligible bachelor prince in her region of space. Once she's in space, however, Vespa and her robot servant Dot Matrix (Joan Rivers) soon become the target of the Spaceballs, a group of evildoers -- led by Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) and President Skroob (Mel Brooks) -- who plan to ransom her off for access to Druidia's atmosphere (in order drain it away and use it to replenish their homeworld's own thinning atmosphere).

Vespa's only hope lies with two mercenaries-for-hire: Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and Barf the Mawg (John Candy), who hope to use the substantial reward offered by Vespa's father for her safe return to pay off debts owed to crime boss Pizza the Hutt (Dom DeLuise). With a little help from wise-cracking mystic Master Yogurt (also Mel Brooks), Lone Starr fights to save Planet Druidia, defeat the Spaceballs, and (maybe) get the girl, too.

In reality, the plot's a big excuse which gives Mel Brooks a large enough canvas to poke fun at tons of sci-fi tropes.

An Animated Adaptation based on this film -- Spaceballs: The Animated Series -- was developed a couple of decades later; it languished in Development Hell for so long, only thirteen episodes were made. G4 eventually gained the rights, but due to said Development Hell, it ended up promoting the show before it was ready. The series didn't air until a year later, and by that point, production had been axed before the first episode ever aired.

Spaceballs: The Trope Namer!
Spaceballs: The Tropes!

Dark Helmet: Everybody got that?

  • At Arm's Length: Lone Starr and Dark Helmet, during the sword fight.
  • Auto Cannibalism: Pizza the Hutt gets locked in his limo and eats himself to death, freeing the heroic duo from their debt.
  • Banister Slide: The three main villains, in order to get to the Self-Destruct Mechanism's cancellation button.
  • Beachcombing: "Are we being too literal?" "No, you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert, so we're combing it!"
  • Bedouin Rescue Service: The heroes are found and rescued by Yogurt's odd alien disciples.
  • Berserk Button. Don't. Shoot. Vespa's. Hair. Do, and you'll be gunned down with a fury that would make Rambo look like a pussy.
  • Big Bad: President Skroob
  • Big No: Princess Vespa, when she's threatened with being given her old ugly nose back.
  • Big Red Button: That activates Spaceball One's Self-Destruct Mechanism; the one that turns it off turns out to be out of order: "Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"
  • Bilingual Bonus: Cyrillic letters appear in Eagle 5's targeting scope, including a combination that does make perfect sense -- "PYOS -- KOT" (Dog -- Cat).
  • Blade Lock: Parodied as Lone Starr and Dark Helmet's Laser Blades get twisted around each other: "I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!"
  • Blowing a Raspberry: Parodied. The Villain exclaims, "There is only one man, who would dare give me the Raspberry! Lone Starr!" after the hero has jammed the villain's spaceship's radar with... jam... Raspberry-flavored jam.
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall
    • At one point, the villains believe they've captured Lone Starr, Barf, Vespa, and Dot, only to learn they've mistakenly captured their stunt doubles.
    • After Colonel Sandurz takes a brief turn as Mr. Exposition, Dark Helmet lampshades it by turning towards the camera to ask, "Everybody got that?"
    • When on the desert planet, at one point there's a transition from Barf and Lone Starr to the sun beating down on the desert, with it shining through behind them in a dissolve effect. Halfway through, Barf comments, "Niiiice dissolve!"
    • During the duel between Lone Star and Dark Helmet, one of the camera crew gets killed by a wayward strike.
    • A camera collides with Dark Helmet during a zoom-in shot.
    • Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz watch the movie on video to find out where the heroes are at that moment.
    • As President Skroob comes running into the bridge of Spaceball One:

Skroob: (panting) The ship is too long. If I walk, the movie'll be over.

  • Pretty much half of Yogurt's lines are breaking the fourth wall, with him hocking merchandise for the movie in the middle of the movie!

Yogurt: Here's where the real money from the movie is made!

  • Even his last line spoken in person gets it:

Lone Starr: Will we ever meet again?
Yogurt: Who knows? God willing we'll all meet again in Spaceballs Two: The Search For More Money.

  • Brick Joke: While preparing for Ludicrous Speed, Sandurz mentions cancelling the three-ring circus and closing the zoo. When it comes time to abandon ship, the crowd includes several circus freaks and a bear.
  • Butter Face: Princess Vespa's stunt double. Because it's a guy.
  • Butt Monkey: For an evil warrior feared the universe over, Lord Dark Helmet seems to have very unfortunate things happen to him on a near-hourly basis. Just for funsies, here are some examples -- he burns his mouth with coffee in his introductory scene, gets hit in the head with the door of Vespa's car, is sent flying into the front control panel of Spaceball-One when they decelerate from Ludicrous Speed, is found role-playing a liaison between himself and Vespa with dolls, and can't keep his helmet visor up to save his life. And that's before the climax of the movie.
  • Camera Abuse: The camera hits Dark Helmet in the face during a close-up. Later, a cameraman gets slashed during the climactic battle sequence between Lone Starr and Dark Helmet.

Dark Helmet: Um, he did it!
Lone Starr: What?!

  • Camp Gay: The "You've captured their stunt doubles" Spaceball guy.
  • Card-Carrying Villain: Dark Helmet.
  • Check, Please!
    • Delivered by Barf when he collapses in the desert.
    • Delivered by Barf and Lone Starr in stereo after seeing a singing, dancing chest-burster come out of John Hurt.
  • Child Marriage Veto: King Roland never has to back off from his demand that his daughter shall marry a prince. Sure the horribly boring Prince Valium was the only prince left in the galaxy, but it turns out that the hero is actually also a prince. Problem solved.
  • Close-Call Haircut: Which proves to be Princess Vespa's Berserk Button: "He shot my hair... Son of a bitch!" Also coincides with My Favorite Shirt.
  • Colonel Bogey March: Dink dink! Dink dink, dink dink, dink, dink dink! Dink dink! Dink dink, dink dink, dink, dink!
  • Color Coded for Your Convenience: Lone Starr's Schwartz is red-orange, and Dark Helmet's is green, since the ship lasers in Star Wars were as well.
  • Composite Character: Lonestar is a combination of Luke Skywalker (training in the resident magic source and rivalry with the lead villain) and Han Solo (criminal ties and relationship with furry alien), with the costume design of Indiana Jones. Yogurt is Yoda (name and appearance) and Obi-Wan (training style). Colonel Sandurz represents the various imperial officers that appeared through the movies.
  • The Consigliere: Vinny, perhaps, to Pizza the Hutt.
  • Conveniently-Close Planet: Lone Star's Winnebago comes out of Hyperspeed and promptly runs out of gas. Cue nearby desert planet to land on.
  • Cool and Unusual Punishment: The Spaceballs threaten to undo Princess Vespa's nose-job and return her nose to its original grotesque size unless the King hands over the access codes to Druidia's planetary defenses. It works.
  • Creator Cameo: Co-writer Ronny Graham as the Minister.
  • Darth Vader Clone: Dark Helmet
  • Death by Gluttony: Pizza the Hutt becomes trapped in his limousine and eventually eats himself to death.
  • Decoy Getaway / Ninja Prop: "You've captured their stunt doubles!"
  • The Determinator: Spoofed.

Lone Starr: (exhausted and dehydrated) Must go on... must go on... must go on... who am I kidding? (collapses)

  • Doesn't Like Guns: Vespa, until someone shoots her hair.
  • The Don: Pizza the Hutt
  • Double Entendre
    • Lone Starr and Dark Helmet square off with their "Schwartz" lightsabers suggestively held at crotch height. Dark Helmet remarks "Hmm... I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now let's see how well you... handle it!" Made even better when they both glance down to check.
    • Also, this line:

Sandurz: It's the Mega-Maid, sir. She's gone from "suck" to "blow"!

  • "Oh, yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful."

Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
Entire crew: (everyone stands up and covers their crotch) YO!
Dark Helmet: I Knew It!! I'm surrounded by Assholes!
Dark Helmet: (pulls helmet mask down) Keep firing, Assholes!

  • Hospital Hottie: The assistant to the plastic surgeon brought in by Helmet when he threatens to give Vespa her old nose.

Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.

Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!

  • Incredibly Lame Pun: It's a Mel Brooks film. It's the standard humor.
    • When you say you're going to comb the desert, out come the oversized prop combs.
    • "Well, just what we need... a Druish princess!" "Funny, she doesn't look Druish." (Mel Brooks has said that the only reason he named the planet Druidia was so he could make that one joke.)
    • "What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, CHICKEN?"
    • "Yogurt! I HATE YOGURT! Even with strawberries!"
    • "Radar... about to be... jammed!"
    • "There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry!"
  • In Soviet Russia, Trope Mocks You: "Pizza is gonna send out for YOU!"
  • Instant Awesome, Just Add Mecha: Mega-Maid.

Barf: Wow! Not only is it a spaceship, it's a Transformers!

  • Keep the Reward: Lone Starr is promised a million spacebucks for the return of Princess Vespa, which was the exact amount he owed to Pizza the Hutt, who later dies offscreen. Near the end, Vespa laments how greedy Lone Starr was in taking the money anyway and leaving, only for her father to point out that he only took 248 spacebucks for food, gas, and tolls. Unfortunately, the King kind of forgets that Lone Star asked him not to tell her...
  • Kicking Ass in All Her Finery: Vespa, while still in her dress, is handed a gun. She refuses to use it until her hair is singed. Then she goes "good enough for Rambo" by mowing down a line of Spaceballs.
  • The Kingdom: Druidia
  • Laser Blade: Used in the climactic battle.

Dark Helmet: And I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

Dark Helmet: Evil will always triumph because Good Is Dumb.

Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's FORMER ROOMMATE!
Lone Starr: ... What's that make us?!
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing. Which is what YOU are about to become.

  • Made of Good: "Liquid Schwartz", concentrated Schwartz that Yogurt leaves in Lone Star's glove compartment to give the craft a Nitro Boost.
  • Magic Feather: The Schwartz Ring Lone Starr gets from Yogurt.

Yogurt: That ring was bupkis! I found it in a Cracker-Jack box!

  • Matron Chaperone: Dot Matrix has this as one of her functions, even if she's actually not older than Princess Vespa.

Dot: That was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!

Dark Helmet: What's a matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

Dark Helmet: Why don't we take a five-minute break? Smoke if you got 'em! (thud)

  • Barf does it on the desert planet: "Oh waiter... Check, Please!!" (thud)

Dark Helmet: Why are you preparing? You're always preparing! Just go!

Dark Helmet: That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
Skroob: 1-2-3-4-5? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

Complete with a Meaningful Glance between Helmet and Sandurz.

Dark Helmet: "Out of order"?! FUCK! Even in the future nothing works!

Lone Starr: (sneaks up behind a guard and grabs his neck)
Guard: (pause) What the hell are you doing?
Lone Starr: ... the Vulcan neck pinch?
Guard: No, no, stupid. You've got it much too high, it's more down here where the shoulder meets the neck!
Lone Starr: Like this?
Guard: Yeah! (collapses)
Lone Starr: Thanks.

  • Prince Charmless: Prince Valium
  • Product Placement
    • Parodied. After issuing a denial regarding his planet's air crisis, President Skroob surreptitiously reaches into his desk drawer for a can of refreshing Perri-air.
    • Lone Starr has a Space Invaders pinball machine on-board his Winnebago.
  • Put Off Their Food: At the end of the movie, when a diner patron who ate the Alien Surprise starts moaning in pain, another character who ordered the same thing quickly changes his order.
  • Rage Helm: Dark Helmet, in an over-the-top parody of Vader.
  • Reality Ensues: When Spaceball One comes out of Ludicrous Speed, Dark Helmet follows Newton's First Law and smashes into the wall in front of him.
  • Reality Writing Book: An example of a video rather than a book. The evil characters discover the video of the movie they are starring in -- at one point their actions both in the film universe and the video are perfectly synched up, to the characters' bemusement.
  • Recursive Canon
  • Recursive Reality: The villains put a video of their own movie, and go to the scene where they are watching it, seeing an infinite number of themselves watching themselves.
  • Recycled in Space: Parodied relentlessly, with the Millennium Falcon equivalent being a literal Winnebago with wings -- Lampshaded when Spaceball guards call it exactly that -- and the currency being "space bucks", among other examples. Especially funny near the end, with the actual Millennium Falcon and the Winnebago both stopping for gas, IN SPACE!
  • Red Eyes, Take Warning: Subverted with the baby xenomorph.
  • Ridiculous Future Sequelisation: Spaceballs features a trailer for Rocky 5000.
  • Ring of Power: Subverted, save for the lightsaber part... maybe.
  • Robot Buddy: Dot Matrix, Princess Vespa's robot hand-maid.
  • Robot Maid
  • Royal Brat: Vespa
  • Runaway Bride: Vespa
  • Running Gag: Both within the movie -- Spaceballs merch everywhere -- and reusing several gags from previous Mel Brooks movies.
  • Say Your Prayers: Barf does this at one point when they're about to crash on Vega.
  • Sdrawkcab Name: President Skroob. Close enough, anyway.
  • See the Whites of Their Eyes: "Radar about to be... jammed!"
  • Sequel Snark: Yogurt jokes that he and Lone Starr will meet again in Spaceballs 2: the Search for More Money, as part of the movie's Running Gag about merchandising. No sequel has been made, though an animated series had a short run in the mid 2000s
  • Share the Male Pain: Because Dark Helmet is a master of the Groin Attack.

Dark Helmet: I always have coffee before watching radar. You know that!
Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir!
Dark Helmet: (to crew) Everybody knows that!
Crew: (in unison, covering their crotches) Of course we do, sir!

If you pay attention to this exchange you can see the Spaceball behind Dark Helmet anticipate the line and move his hands early.

Priest: Do you?
Vespa: Yes.
Priest: Do you?
Lone Starr: I do.
Priest: Good! You're married! Kiss Her!

Dark Helmet: When will "then" be "now"?
Col. Sandurz: Soon.

  • Too Dumb to Live: The entire Spaceball race. Dark Helmet implies that President Skroob is responsible for their atmosphere being squandered:

President Skroob: Planet Druidia, 10,000 years of fresh air!
Dark Helmet: (whispers, to Sandurz) The way he runs things, it won't last 100.

  • Transforming Mecha: Spaceball One's transformation into Mega-Maid, featuring one of the best commentary moments ever:

Colonel Sandurz: Prepare for metamorphosis!
Dark Helmet: Ready, Kafka?
Mel Brooks: (commentary) Why did I write that joke? It's a bad joke.

  • Tsundere: Princess Vespa, in the original sense.
  • Used Future
    • Lone Starr's Winnebago has seen better days.
    • And then there's the issue of that non-functional self-destruct cancellation on Spaceball One...

Dark Helmet: FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works!!!

  • Vader Breath: Spoofed. It sounds like he's having trouble breathing because he is.
  • Visual Pun: Again, too many to count.
    • From "jamming" the radar:

Dark Helmet: There's only one man would dare give me the raspberry... (flips down helmet; menacingly) LONE STARR!

Colonel Sandurz: Sir, are you sure we aren't being too literal?
Dark Helmet: No, you fool; the president told us to comb the desert, so we're combing it.

If you can read this, you don't need glasses.