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* [[Asshole Victim]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/teen-with-cancer-vows-it-wont-keep-her-from-being,18176 Teen With Cancer Vows It Won't Keep Her From Being Mean, Moody Little Shit]".
* [[As Long as There Is Evil]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/osama-bin-laden-found-inside-each-of-us,1131/ Osama Bin Laden Found Inside Each of Us]".
* [[Attack of the 50 -Foot Whatever]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/update-giant-bin-laden-destroys-new-york-washingto,20536/ Giant Bin Laden Destroys New York, Washington]".
* [[Author Tract]]/[[Writer on Board]]: Many of their recent entries.
* [[Awesomeness By Analysis]]: Inverted with "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-doesnt-look-that-cold-out-reports-man-who-doesn,19082/ It Doesn't Look That Cold Out, Reports Man Who Doesn't Have Thermo-Sensing Eyes]".
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** "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/perky-canada-has-own-government-laws,19927/ Perky 'Canada' Has Own Government, Laws]".
** From the cartoons, "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/editorial-cartoon-november-12-2007,12321/ The THREAT Across the OTHER Border]".
* [[Canon Dis ContinuityDiscontinuity]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/mans-life-riddled-with-continuity-errors,20492/ Man's Life Riddled With Continuity Errors]".
* [[Canon Welding]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/disney-reveals-that-every-disney-movie-takes-place,28141/ Disney Reveals That Every Disney Movie Takes Place In Single, Unified Universe]".
* [[Captain Space, Defender of Earth!]]: Crash Comet, Space Commander from the Year 2000, the recurring enemy of [[Evil Overlord]] columnist [http://www.theonion.com/personalities/gorzo-the-mighty,1026/ Gorzo the Mighty].
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** And "[http://www.theonion.com/video/autistic-reporter-michael-falk-enchanted-by-prison,26712/ Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine]."
* [[Hollywood Science]]: [http://www.theonion.com/video/in-the-know-coal-lobby-warns-wind-farms-may-blow-e,20876/ Coal Lobby warns Wind Farms may blow Earth off-orbit].
* [[Hulk Speak]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33980 Why No One Want Make] [[wikipedia:Hulk chr(28)filmchr(29film)|Hulk]] [http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33980 2?]"
* [[Humanoid Abomination]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/neverland-ranch-investigators-discover-corpse-of-r,1303/ Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse of Real Michael Jackson]"
* [[Humans Are Bastards]]: "[http://www.theonion.com/articles/deaths-of-20000-japanese-afford-planet-solid-15-mi,19785/?utm_source=recentnews Deaths Of 20,000 Japanese Afford Planet Solid 15 Minutes In Which Everyone Acts Like A Human Being]".
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