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'''Aaron:''' ...What?<br />
'''Celestial:''' No. Really. You're ☠☠☠☠. We've taken a year of you. We're taking you back to that orbiting trashcan you call a planet. And dumping you there. You're turning away from us. We are speaking to you and you're turning away from us. This is exactly the kind of ☠☠☠☠ we're taking about here. }}
* In the [[DCU]], ''[[Lobo]]'', Karnevil and [[The Joker]] have all been kicked out of hell at one point or another. Lobo for throwing wild parties and causing massive damage to demons and property, Karnevil for annoying/freaking out the demons by constantly pointing out better torture methods, and the Joker for being the Joker.
* Features in a ''[[Judge Dredd]]'' story, where a criminal kidnaps a woman for ransom after she frees him in the mistaken belief that [[Society Is to Blame]]. Of course, she's so saccharinely annoying that he's soon begging to be taken to prison just to get away from her.
* One ''[[Nodwick]]'' comic strip from ''[[Dragon]]'' magazine has the crew being greeted at a volcano cave by a dragon, with great relief. He's sick and tired of the nagging princess he's kidnapped, who keeps insisting he do things like "put the seat down"... on the volcano.▼
* In ''[[Asterix|Asterix the Gladiator]]'', Cacofonix is captured by a Roman prefect to give to Caesar as a gift. The suffering of the kidnappers only increases on their journey as they spend more and more time with Cacofonix's singing.
* There has been at least one [[Batman]] story wherein Alfred is kidnapped by thugs with ambitions towards the Wayne trust fund. Unfortunately for them, Alfred is generally portrayed as a [[Retired Badass]] with shades of [[Battle Butler]].
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Terrorist 1: Aggg...<br />
Terrorist 2 No! No more! }}
▲* One ''[[Nodwick]]'' comic strip from ''[[Dragon (magazine)|Dragon]]'' magazine has the crew
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