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* Mondain from ''[[Les Choristes]]'', being the resident [[Delinquent]], loves singing these in the face of the teachers. Maxence almost kicks him to the punishment room, before [[Save Our Students|cheerful music teacher]] Mathieu notices his baritone would be great for his choir.
* Surprisingly (or not so much, if you're one of those surprised that this is supposed to be a children's film), ''[[Coraline (animation)|Coraline]]'' has one in the form of Other Spink and Other Forcible's [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGuJXsBqLRA&feature=PlayList&p=DCD67CE98D531DCE&index=6 stage play], in which they argue over whether the ass or the boobs is a more important seduction figure.
{{quote|
{{quote| A big-bottomed sea witch may bob through the waves,<br />
And hope to lead sailors astray.<br />
But a true ocean goddess<br />
Must fill out her bodice<br />
To present an alluring display. }}
}}
* ''[[This Is Spinal Tap]]'' had songs such as "Big Bottom," "Sex Farm," and "Lick My Love Pump" (the latter played without lyrics)
* [[Charlie Chaplin]] is to sing one as part of a musical act in ''[[Modern Times]]''... only he loses the paper on which the lyrics are written, and has to use pantomime and gibberish. He brings the house down.
* The [[Jukebox Musical]] ''Oh! What a Lovely War'' included a version of the folk song "Christmas Day In The Cookhouse" where the dirty rhyming words are [[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|blatantly dodged]].
* In the 2010 ''[[Robin Hood (2010 film)|Robin Hood]]'' movie, there was a scene in which a lute-playing member of the Merry Men started to sing this song:
{{quote| Blessed be my darling / I loves you all to bits / I'll climb up to your chamber / And over your mountainous --}}
 
== [[Literature]] ==
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** Pratchett deconstructs this kind of song in ''[[Discworld/Monstrous Regiment|Monstrous Regiment]]'', including a scene where the squad of [[Sweet Polly Oliver|female soldiers]] criticize the numerous [[Double Entendre]]-laden songs treating as humorous [[A Man Is Not a Virgin|a man]] [[My Girl Is Not a Slut|seducing a woman and then abandoning her when she's pregnant]].
{{quote| It's in May, it's about sex.}}
** Then there's this from ''[[Discworld/Eric|Eric]]'': "-- vestal virgins, Came down from [[Overly Long Name|Heliodeliphilodelphiboschromenos]], And when the ball was over, There were --" which alludes to "The Ball of Kerrymuir". Google at your leisure, [[Not Safe for Work|preferably at home.]] The verse in question, the only clean one in the entire (extremely long) song:
{{quote| Four and twenty virgins<br />
Four and twenty virgins<br />
Came down from Inverness,<br />
And when the ball was over<br />
There were four and twenty less. }}
}}
** ''[[Discworld/Soul Music|Soul Music]]'' gives a mention to "Gathering Rhubarb" as a "...song you can snigger along to...". While there are no lyrics given in the book, the [[Cosgrove Hall]] animated adaptation did include it. The version used in the actual production is cut short, but it can be heard in full (and with transcribed lyrics) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rcPV8fnkQo here].
* There's a passing mention in ''[[The Once and Future King]]'' of an old song about an Old King seeing with each verse more and more of a fair maiden. We only hear the (heavily-accented) first verse:
{{quote|
{{quote| "Whe-an Wold King-Cole / was a / wakkin doon-t'street,<br />
H-e / saw a-lovely laid-y a / steppin-in-a-puddle.<br />
She-a lifted hup-er-skeat<br />
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An ee / saw her / an-kel.<br />
Wasn't that a fuddle?<br />
Ee could'ernt elp it, / ee Ad to." }}
}}
* In the [[Sven Hassel]] novels the songs "I Was Born And Brought Up In A Brothel" and "The Girl Who Made Love To Electricity" are mentioned several times, fortunately (?) without lyrics.
* In [[Neil Gaiman]]'s novella ''The Monarch of the Glen'' (printed in his ''Fragile Things'' anthology) the Norse god Odin is singing one of these (drunkenly, if that needs to be said) when Shadow meets with him. To the tune of "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean":
{{quote|
{{quote| Odin: My Grandpa sells condoms to sailors,<br />
He punctures the tips with a pin,<br />
My Grandma does backstreet abortions;<br />
My God how the money rolls in! }}
}}
* Eve Forward's book ''Anamist'' has a song sung by a sailing crew that apparently describes "various obscene things that could be done with most of the trading races."
* The [[Dune]] series has the slightly bawdy song that is not explicitly given a title in the series, focusing mainly on prostitution:
{{quote|
{{quote| The Galacian girls do it for pearls,<br />
And the Arrakeen for water!<br />
But if you desire dames like consuming flames,<br />
Try a Caladanin daughter! }}
}}
* [[The Wheel of Time]] ("The Dragon Reborn", to be precise) has a song about an easy girl from Lugard sung in a rowdy Illianer tavern. The beginning is given and sounds rather innocent:
{{quote|
{{quote| A Lugard girl, she came to town, to see what she could see.<br />
With a wink of her eye, and a smile on her lip,<br />
she snagged a boy or three, or three. }}
}}
** But the rest, not given by Jordan, mightily embarrasses Perrin who takes some time to understand what precisely is this song about.
* Danilo Thann, a bard from [[Forgotten Realms]] novels by Elaine Cunningham, used to sing these as a part of his [[Rich Idiot With No Day Job]] image and even wrote some himself. The books include a few fragments of the ''Ballad of the Zhentish Raiders'' who "[[But You Screw One Goat!|kill off all the women / For they much prefer the sheep]]" and "[[Be Careful What You Wish For|Elminster's Jest]]" ([http://forum.candlekeep.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=1888&whichpage=22#61128 see its full lyrics]).
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'''Edmund''': It's a lovely old hymn, isn't it. }}
*** [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|Interestingly safe]], as, unless you'd actually heard the song you [[Unusual Euphemism|wouldn't know for sure what a ''dickie di-do'' was]]. It's exactly as bad as you might suspect - the following is a relatively ''tame'' verse;
{{quote| It took a coal miner,<br />
It took a coal miner,<br />
To find her vagina,<br />
for the hairs on her dickie-di-do hung down to her knees. }}
}}
** In the third series, Blackadder warns Prince George that when wooing a lady with poetry, "Harold the Horny Hunter" might not be such a good idea. ("Harold the horny hunter/Had an enormous horn...")
** Jazz trumpeter Bix Biederbeck made a film called ''The Boy with the Big Horn'' which for similar rreasons had to be renamed on release in the UK...
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** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wRStGT1Bg Sometimes] it [[Gone Horribly Right|fails to be a parody]].
* Period drama ''[[Upstairs, Downstairs]]'' has one of these, and it's a [[Theme Tune Cameo]], at that! In her music hall act, Sarah performs the stately march of the opening theme as a rollicking [[Bawdy Song]], "What Are We Going to Do with Uncle Arthur?"
{{quote|
{{quote| "''What are we going to do with Uncle Arthur?''<br />
''AWhat blinkingare stallion,we isgoing to do with Uncle Arthur.''?<br />
A blinking stallion, is Uncle Arthur.<br />
''When he goes a-strolling in the park,''<br />
''Watch your step, girls, especially after dark.''<br />
''Any old skirt's a flirt to Uncle Arthur,''<br />
''HeAny old skirt's overa eighty,flirt butto howUncle he can run!''Arthur,<br />
He'''Gives usover a kisseighty, mybut dear,'how he'd say,''can run!<br />
''AndGive tickleus youa upkiss, themy boom-di-aydear,' he'd say,<br />
And tickle you up the boom-di-ay,<br />
''And say it was just an 'armless bit of fun."'' }}
}}
** The complete lyrics are [http://www.updown.org.uk/sounds/lyrics.htm here].
* In season three of ''[[Xena: Warrior Princess]]'', Joxer sings a bawdy version of his theme song, accompanied by an entire brothel. "Just check out my shoe size", indeed.
*** Also, Gabrielle's little ditty in ''Fins, Femmes, and Gems.''
* Parodied on ''[[The Gillies Report]]'' with a 'politically correct' version of ''The Good Ship Venus''. The first verse went:
{{quote|
{{quote| 'Twas on the good ship Venus,<br />
By Christ you should've seen us!<br />
The figurehead<br />
Wasn't made of lead<br />
[[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|And wasn't shaped like anything in particular!]] }}
}}
* A few lines of different bawdy songs will appear on [[MASH|M* A* S* H]] every once in a while, most notably one Colonel Potter (a WWII vet) sings:
{{quote| '''Potter''': Oh, I love to go swimming<br />
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And swim between their legs }}
* Fran asks Bernard to sing one of these in [[Black Books]] because he is Irish. He refuses, so she attempts one herself, in a very bad Irish accent.
{{quote| Oh, Eamonn, Danny, dear,<br />
Oh, Eamonn, Danny, dear,<br />
I miss the Galway Bay, <br />
And I'll sing for all I've got!<br />
And a riddle-diddle Dublin,<br />
And a riddle-diddle Donegal!<br />
THE ENGLISH ARE ALL... BOLLOCKS. }}
}}
* The [[Mystery Science Theater 3000|Sir Thomas Neville Servo Consort of the Middle Ages Just After the Plague Singers]] followed up their "Aire On a Delta Knight" with one.
{{quote| '''Servo, Servo, Servo and Girl-Servo:''' I love to mush me buggles in me sweetie's Christmas pie...}}
* ''[[Frasier]]'' and Niles:
{{quote|
{{quote| Well, some boys go to college<br />
But we think they're all wussies<br />
'Cause they get all the knowledge<br />
And we get all the...umpta, umpta, umpta... }}
}}
* In ''[[Bottom]]'', Richie sings this version of [[wikipedia:The Sailorchr(27)s Hornpipe|The Sailor's Hornpipe]]:
{{quote| Do your balls hang low?<br />
Do your balls hang low?<br />
Can you swing 'em to and fro?<br />
Can you tie 'em in a knot?<br />
Can you tie 'em in a bow?<br />
Do you get a funny feeling when they're hanging from the ceiling?<br />
Oh you'll never be a sailor if your balls hang low! }}
}}
* In ''[[Spartacus: Blood and Sand]]'', and its sequels, the gladiators have a song called "[[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|My Cock Rages On]]". This is apparently the only song they know.
 
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* "Sally", by [[The Police]] is about a blow up doll ordered from "a special magazine".
* ''Hunting Girl'' by [[Jethro Tull]] deliberately weds the ancient traditions of bawdy folk songs with modern rock and roll.
* [[Steeleye Span]]'s "Drink Down The Moon" uses "cuckoo's nest" as an [[Unusual Euphemism]]. "She said young man you blunder/ And he said it isn't true/ And he left her with the makings of a young cuckoo ..."
{{quote|She said young man you blunder/ And he said it isn't true/ And he left her with the makings of a young cuckoo ...}}
** [[Folk Music]] is usually pretty filthy. Fairport Convention recording the song Bonny Black Hare in which a young hunter goes in search of the titular hare, which happens to live under the apron of a fair maiden.
*** Indeed, [[Discworld|Granny Weatherwax's]] assessment of the genre is fairly accurate: "I knows all about folk songs. Hah! You think you're listenin' to a nice song about...about cuckoos and fiddlers and nightingales and whatnot, and then it turns out to be about...about something else entirely."
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* [[ACDC]]
** "[[Double Entendre|Big Balls]]".
{{quote|
{{quote| The balls held for pleasure<br />
are the ones we like best.<br />
My balls are always bouncing<br />
to the left and to the right<br />
Its my belief that my big balls<br />
Should be held every night. }}
}}
** [[Anti-Christmas Song|"Mistress for Christmas"]].
* The ending of [[The Decemberists]]' "{{spoiler|Chimbley Sweep}}" made listeners do a bit of a double take, as it took at least five listens to figure out this was a bawdy song.
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* [[Jonathan Coulton]]'s "First of May." "Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called...{{spoiler|"fucking outside"}}
** Beautifully [[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|Subverted Rhyme]] - the expected word would be "Love," to rhyme to "grass below you, sky ''above''".
* [[Paul and Storm|''The Captain's Wife's Lament'' from [[Paul and Storm]]. [[Incredibly Lame Pun|Sea-men everywhere.]]
* [[Ivor Biggun]] does a great number of these including such gems as "Cue for a Song" which purports to be a traditional [[Bawdy Song]] about an old pool player who loses his balls on a cold and wintry night.
* This was the entire point of Tommy Lee's side project Methods of Mayhem.
* Khia's ""''My Neck, My Back (Lick It)"''.
* ''Spinning Jenny'' and ''Polkageist'' by [[Skyclad]].
 
== [[New Media]] ==
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* A skit in ''[[I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again]]'' parodying ''Listen With Mother'' (a BBC children's show) presented a song by an Irish folk group. The show's host, appalled at the song's increasingly-bawdy lyrics, finally cleared the group out of the studio by reminding them that the pubs had just opened (at which point they suddenly stampeded off).
* And then on [[Round the Horne]] there was Kenneth Williams' character of Rambling Syd Rumpo, an itinerant folk singer of questionable old English ballads packed with double entendre and general murkiness.
 
== [[Tabletop Games]] ==
* ''[[Dragon (magazine)|Dragon]]'' used to occasionally publish filk. And limericks:
{{quote|
The Nymph, one of peace's proponents<br />
never fights, but seduces opponents.<br />
your violence she'll quell<br />
by means of a spell<br />
You should see her material components. <br />
<br />
Upon drinking a philtre of love <br />
An elf suffered effects thereof. <br />
As his head started reeling, <br />
He looked to the ceiling. <br />
Now he's wedded a [[Hot Skitty-On-Wailord Action|lurker above]]. <br />
<br />
Mina found her new boyfriend a blast.<br />
Their romance kindled real fast.<br />
But when she got him in bed, she found him undead.<br />
Both he and she were a[[Worldwide Punomenon|ghast]].
}}
 
== [[Theater]] ==
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** And [http://www.imperial-library.info/dfbooks/b068_rudesong.shtml the song it's less rude than] appeared in Daggerfall, an earlier game in the Elder Scrolls series.
* The [[Sound Off]] "quote" upon building a Network Node in ''[[Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri]]'' is one of these [[Double Entendre|when you]] [[Unusual Euphemism|think about it]]:
{{quote|
{{quote|I don't know but I've been told <br />
Deirdre's got a Network Node <br />
Likes to press the on-off switch <br />
Dig that crazy Gaian witch! |Spartan Barracks March (Yes sir!)}}
|Spartan Barracks March (Yes sir!)}}
 
== [[Web Comics]] ==
* ''[[Girl Genius]]'' "Jagerchorus", while we never hear any of it, is implied to be this -- knowing the JagermonstersJägermonsters it's a worthy entry in this category.
* ''[[Yet Another Fantasy Gamer Comic]]'' features [http://yafgc.net/?id=546 "the one] about[[Famed thein ladyStory]], andor in-famed, as the sausage-maker"].case may be:
{{quote|
'''Tavern patron''': Bard! I say, bard! Do you know the one about the lady and the sausage-maker?<br />
'''Bard''': I do, milord. Every last rhyme of it. (rolls eyes) Which is precisely why I ''<u>won't</u>'' be singing it tonight.<br />
(the whole room bursts in laughter)
}}
* In ''[[Life with Lamarr]]'', the Cactus [http://jill-sandwich.com/lwl/index.php?episode=139 sings one].
{{quote| ''She's got shoo-fly pie / Apple pandowdy / Makes your balls rise up and your pecker say howdy / You can huff and you can puff and you can strut your stuff / But you can't eat enough of her wonderful muff!}}
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
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