Once Killed a Man with A Noodle Implement: Difference between revisions

* ''[[Dwarf Fortress]]'': Someone once killed a bronze colossus by throwing a fluffy wambler at its head.

* Many [[Chuck Norris Facts]].

* One ''[[Punisher]]'' mook is called Ink because he killed a man with a pen. [[Eye Scream|Subverted in that they describe, in great detail, how it happened]].

* Lina's sister Luna Inverse from ''[[The Slayers]]'' is often said to have slain a dragon with a butter knife.

* In the literary chronicle of Truman Capote, ''In Cold Blood'', Dick Hyckock decided to ask Perry Smith to help him with his "hit" because Perry told him that once he killed a black man by hitting him with a bicycle chain, "[[For the Evulz|just for fun]]".

* On ''[[NCIS]]'', Ziva David boasted that she can kill a man with a paperclip. And from the episode "Jet Lag":

** In the same episode, she also states earphone cables could serve as a garrotte.

*** There's no way, the cables snaps before you can get enough pressure to cut off air.

* In ''[[Xena: Warrior Princess]]'', assassin Sinteres is said to be deadly with any weapon. King of Thieves Autolycus, posing as Sinteres, has to demonstrate this by killing a man with a thrown toothpick {{spoiler|although Xena's use of a grappling hook helped}}.

* ''[[The Venture Brothers]]'': Rusty Venture once killed a man with a housekey. His father forced him to. He was ten.

'''Dean''': Yes it did }}

* In the first episode of ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'', Buffy mentions having once killed a vampire using only an exacto knife.

** She also uses a pencil once, somewhere along the line.

** And this bit from ''[[Angel]]'':

'''Fred:''' Angel killed him with a ''pen''. }}

* ''[[The Boondocks]]'' episode "Granddad's Fight":

* In ''[[Half-Life 2]]: Episode 2'', a Rebel-in-Training at the White Forest Base ([[Fan Nickname|also called the AR3 Guy]]) first claims to have used AR3s (which don't exist), then claims to have killed Hunters (alien tripod cyborgs that are rather deadly) "with his own hands."

* Azrael from the webcomic ''[[Life and Death]]'' once killed Cthulhu with a gopher and a damp sponge.

* The two [[Jerkass]] agents in ''[[Get Smart]]'' once threatened this.

'''Agent #2''': And that's a ''slow'' death. }}

* ''[[Futurama]]'': Roberto to Bender: "You ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard..."

* The protagonist of ''[[Grosse Pointe Blank]]'' once killed the President of Paraguay with a fork.

* Being both an [[Improbable Weapon User]] and a [[Psycho for Hire]], [[Daredevil|Bullseye]] has used pretty much every weapon available, including toothpicks and his own teeth.

* ''[[Leverage]]'' has Elliot describe a fellow hitter doing this. Elliot himself has also killed a man with an appetizer and another with a ''nerf sword''.

'''Eliot Spencer''': Seriously, she actually killed a guy once with a mop. It's a funny story, actually. She broke the mop and took... }}

* Actually happens in Michael Fleisher's [[In Name Only]] sequel to ''Harlem Heroes'' when Slice kills a man by throwing his ID card at his throat.

* In an early ''[[Dilbert]]'' strip, Dilbert unintentionally killed the president of his company with an ''ear of corn'' when the other guy started a food fight. Dilbert apparently threw the corn hard enough to knock him out and he drowned in his soup. Later in jail, Dilbert's burly cellmate asks him why he's stuck there. Dilbert tells him that he killed a man with an ear of corn after being provoked. Cue the cellmate's [[Oh Crap]] expression when they get ''corn on the cob'' for lunch.

* Used in the English dub of ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia]]'', when Germany is angry with Italy for sleeping late.

* ''[[Red vs. Blue]]'': Church relates how Tex once beat a man to death with his own skull.

'''Church:''' That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming. <br />

'''Flashback!Jimmy:''' [[Share Phrase|This doesn't seem physically possible!]] }}