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=== Generic Examples: ===
 
{{quote| Note: These are ''generic'' examples. They give ways the [[The Computer Is a Cheating Bastard]] trope manifests, not specific instances in specific games. See the "Specific Examples" section further down for case studies.}}
 
* In [[Real Time Strategy]] and [[Turn-Based Strategy]] games, the computer ...
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== Civilization ==
* The original [[Civilization]] for the PC has a lot of ways for the computer to get a huge advantage over you:
{{quote| 1) Improvements in the Emperor Level are about a third of the cost for the computer.<br />
2) Technologies are discovered at alarming rates.<br />
3) Wonders can be built almost instantly.<br />
4) The computer's caravans are transported instantaneously.<br />
5) The computer never has production penalties despite city-wide riots.<br />
6) Your Triremes sink if they end their turn too far from shore. Computer controlled ones can sail across the Atlantic with no problem.<br />
7) The computer can build spaceships without the required technology<br />
Et cetera. }}
** It also seems that the game tries to force averages to occur. Try using saves to make sure you always win. If your win chance is 50%, your chance of winning the first fight is 50%, right? Right. Second fight (after your unit is healed), displayed chance to win is still 50%--but try saving before it and loading. Your chances are closer to 25%. Winning a third fight in a row is likely to have even worse odds--but the displayed chance to win is still 50%. The question exists, does it work in reverse also? Sacrifice a dozen or so units for a run of good luck?
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* An enemy Navi in ''[[Mega Man Battle Network|Mega Man Battle Chip Challenge]]'' will always have more Program Deck space than you do -- even when you're using that same Navi. WoodMan, for instance, only has room for a couple of the best Wood-type chips when you control him. When Sal is controlling him, expect to be hit with those chips ''every round.''
* Played straight and lampshaded in ''[[Tron: Legacy]]'':
{{quote| ''Sam Flynn'' (failing to duplicate his disk just like the AI): Aw come on, is that even legal?}}
* On space maps in ''[[Star Wars Battlefront|Battlefront 2]]'', computer-controlled fighters with fixed-forward weapons actually have about a 90-degree fire arc. Also, sometimes your own auto-turrets will kill you.
* [http://online_casino_news.hundredpercentgambling.com/2011/02/rigged-blackjack-vip-golden-club-sets.html This report] is on what just might be the most hilariously badly-programmed rigging in the history of Blackjack. Evidently, the dealer has an ace up its sleeve - or rather, about four of the Ace of Diamonds.
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