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== Fan Fic ==
* In episode 11 of ''[[Pretty Cure Perfume Preppy]]'', [[Genre Savvy]] villainess Lapinyuu {{spoiler|(who is two episodes away from her [[Heel Face Turn]])}} disguises as a girl scout to enter the Auriville residence. It fails miserably.
{{quote| '''Lapinyuu:''' Would you like some fresh-baked cookies from Aunt Makoto?s Farm? They come in the flavors of chocolate, strawberry, [[Fresh Pretty Cure|peach, blueberry, pineapple, passionfruit]] and Oreos with peanut-- (Chloe slams door on her face) --butter.}}
 
 
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* In ''[[Dodgeball]]'', in order to qualify for the dodgeball tournament in Las Vegas, Average Joe's must first defeat a team of aggressive, steroid-using...girl scouts.
** Well, one of them were busted for using steroids...and a beaver tranquilizer...at the end of the match. Whether the others were using them also is up for debate.
{{quote| '''Girl Scout:''' [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Goddamn you Bernice!]]}}
* The first ''[[The Addams Family|Addams Family]]'' movie, where Wednesday and Pugsley terrorize a girl scout. That actress returns in the next movie as the [[Alpha Bitch]]. [[Hey, It's That Guy!|It's]] Mercedes McNab, who went on to play Harmony in ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' and ''[[Angel]].''
* In the movie ''[[Troop Beverly Hills]]'', the evil Redfeather troop fit this trope.
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* In at least one episode of the American ''[[Whose Line Is It Anyway?]]'', Wayne Brady had to portray a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvDd5wNLiwk sportscaster as played by a possessed Girl Scout.]
* Larry cites this on [[Dharma and Greg]]:
{{quote| "He acted this way when I wanted to be a Girl Scout."<br />
"It's a paramilitary organization with cookies!" }}
* While not exactly evil, the girl scouts the [[Ace of Cakes]] crew run into can turn into something resembling ravenous hordes.
{{quote| Mary Alice: "Help me. I'm so scared!"}}
* An episode of [[The Man Show]] had a segment with a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhlXgXYNr9c rude girl scout.]
* [[The Golden Girls]] had an episode that featured a sweet-faced "Sunshine Cadet," Daisy (played by a young [[Rilo Kiley|Jenny Lewis]]), who would kidnap Rose's teddy bear and [[Finger in the Mail|mail back an ear when a ransom isn't paid]].
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* In [[Home Movies]], Melissa is forced to join a girl scout-esque troop to be more feminine. It ends up being played as a cult/pyramid scheme.
* Not exactly evil, but in one ''[[Johnny Bravo]]'' episode, Little Suzy pressured Johnny into buying cookies a'la [[Green Eggs and Ham|Sam-I-Am]]. At the end he buys 1,000,002 cookies delivered on a train for $2 (there was a special that day).
{{quote| '''Johnny''': A million and two cookies... Got milk?}}
** In another, much later episode, Johnny watches a [[Steven Seagal|Squint Ringo]] show where the titular action hero fights against an army of robot assassins dressed up as girl scouts. When he busts them and stands next to a smoking pile of scrap metal, he's asked how he knew they were robots. His reaction: "[[Dull Surprise|Robots?]]".
** The later seasons loved this, making Suzy the regular member of an entire army of girl scouts. In one episode, they wage a water-baloon war on Carl and the geeks, who in turn, recruit Johnny to train them. In another one, Johnny is assigned to watch over the Girl Scouts. He takes them on a trip near a building scheduled for demolition. When he looses track of them, and goes into the building to look for them, the scene shifts to the girl scouts chatting with the workers ready to demolish the building. They let Suzy push the button. Kaboom.
* ''[[South Park]]'' seems to toy with this a little in "The Succubus":
{{quote| '''Chef's dad''': There was a knock on the door. I open it, and there's this cute little girl scout.<br />
'''Chef's mom''': Oh she was so adorable with her little pigtails and all!<br />
'''Chef's dad''': And she said to me "how would you like to buy some cookies?" and I said "well, what kind do you have?" and she had cinnamon, graham crunchy seeds, raisin oatmeal, and I said "we'll take a graham crunchy, how much will that be?" and she looked at me and she says "I need about [[Memetic Mutation|tree-fiddy]]." [[Fridge Logic|Well, it was about that time that I noticed this girl scout was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleozoic era!]] }}
* Cindy in [[The Boondocks]] episode "The Fundraiser" fits this trope. She acts like a foul-mouthed, ruthless drug dealer, beating rivals savagely and intimidating customers into buying her product... which just happens to be cookies.
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