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* When Sabrina is shocked that Salem has a daughter, Hilda remarks "He's over 500 years old. He didn't spend all that time watching television".
* Mr Kraft's ex-wife Lucy has this catty remark about Zelda:
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* A season 3 episode gives us this little gem:
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'''Valerie:''' "Oh, wow. I didn't realise your parents still--"
'''Sabrina:''' "Valerie, we're eating" }}
* At the end of "Halloween Scene" Sabrina's friend Mindy brings Salem to the door, angrily saying she found him in her lingerie drawer.
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* Mr Kraft's...attitude towards Libby is especially Squicky since he's in his forties and she's 17 years old. "Nobody Nose Libby Like Sabrina Knows Libby" increases this by having them kiss and giving Zelda an [[Imagine Spot]] where he's dressed like a Sugar Daddy as she slaps him.
* From "The Crucible" when the history class are re-enacting Puritan living...
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'''Mr Pool:''' "How unseemly." }}
* In "The Great Mistake" when Zelda is rooting through her tennis balls she yells out "Balls, balls, balls!". Enter Hilda saying "what's going on here? Sounds interesting" and looking very disappointed when she sees what's really going on.
* From "Love In Bloom":
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* In "Salem The Boy" it's heavily implied that Caligula wants to ''rape'' Hilda and Zelda.
* In "Cloud Ten" Sabrina makes a comment about Cathy putting her bra in the freezer and says "Colder than a witch's...nevermind".
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* Morgan's brother Chip is implied to be into bestiality.
* When Hilda leaves her fiancee at the altar because she has her biological clock back:
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* In "Halloween Scene" Hilda keeps making comments about fog always showing up whenever she went to see ''The Bride Of Frankenstein'' at the drive-in. When they actually appear in the movie she gives us this little comment:
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* Sabrina comes home to find Mr Kraft and Aunt Zelda giggling while playing ''Twister'' in the living room.
* The season 5 Valentine's Day episode is a big middle finger to the radar as Sabrina casts a spell that makes Miles irresistible to Roxie and she comes home to find them writhing on the couch.
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** There's also this gem from Hilda yet again:
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''Zelda looks at her strangely''<br />
'''Hilda:''' Valentine's Day }}
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* In the season 7 premiere Morgan is writing an article about a rock band. In her notes she mentions that the drummer ignored her and outright says the word "gay".
* Morgan is being interviewed about a new set of clothes she has designed.
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* From the season 7 [[Christmas Episode]] where the girls are in Florida, Morgan enters a beauty pageant to crown "Miss ''Wet'' Christmas". Wow
* Sabrina offends a famous musician and she is forced to make a public apology. When she arrives at his concert, he asks her to bend over so he can spank her with a rolled up magazine.
* The first episode with Roxie's radio show has her talking about drinking and drugs on the air.
* From the end of "You Can't Twin" we get this little gem..
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'''Sabrina:''' "Woo-hoo!"<br />
'''Salem:''' "Impostor!" <ref> Sabrina's [[Evil Twin]] Katrina impersonated her and they were testing to see if it was really Sabrina</ref><br />
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** In the fiancee's first episode Hilda and Zelda say they'll "interrogate" him and when the episode returns to them Zelda is passionately making out with him on the couch. When he cracks, Hilda sighs that "we didn't get to do the whole Good Witch, Bad Witch routine".
* Sabrina summons up a man called Even Steven who tells us all:
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** Later in the episode he arrives at the house to lure their dog away by pretending to be a rich bachelor.
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* Hilda used to have a magic typewriter that made stories typed on it come to life. She talks about how she used to love writing romance stories with herself as the heroine and watching them come to life. Knowing Hilda, it probably wasn't just kissing...
* When one of Sabrina's classmates becomes invisible, she wonders where he would go and then immediately rushes to the girls' locker room.
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