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{{quote| '''Fusion tank''': ''[Powers up railgun]''<br />

'''Lawyer''': ''[Brandishing a writ]'' You're served!<br />

{{quote| ''The “mech” is a [[Humongous Mecha|giant bipedal mechanical robot]] armed with a [[Macross Missile Massacre|variety of missiles]], [[Gatling Good|Gatling gun arms]], [[Eye Beams|laser-beam eyes]], and a deadly kung-fu punch. Although not currently found on the modern battlefield, no doubt across the world governments and evil corporations are secretly developing these metal behemoths even as we speak. When these mechs come into service, all of the world’s other weaponry will become obsolete, and humanity’s fate will be decided by a climactic battle between armies of good and evil mechs in the streets of downtown [[Tokyo Is the Center of the Universe|Tokyo]]. (Assuming that the [[Godzilla|giant radioactive monsters]] don’t get us first.)''}}