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* Any time [[Straight Gay|Wallace]] gets drunk and starts yelling.
* The entire scene in Honest Ed's. It has to be seen to be believed. Also:
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But he couldn't. }}
* "Hey Scotty, check out my ring!"
** "Ssscottttt~"
* Wallace during The Ramona/Envy fight, driving Envy to distraction in the most hilarious ways.
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** And later...
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'''Ramona:''' What makes you think I'm hiding behind him?
''<Wallace is actually standing right in front of Ramona, apparently oblivious to this fact>''
'''Wallace:''' Oh, sorry. Am I in the way? }}
* What happened after Todd punched Ramona a hole in the moon? ''About thirty pages of tidal waves.''
** And explosions.
* Wallace relentlessly taunting Crash and the Boys which starts with this....
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'''Wallace''': Is that ''girl'' a boy, too?
'''Crash''': Yes!
(Trasha flips Wallace off.) }}
** And ends with this....
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'''Wallace''': Cool, a song for me! }}
* "If I peed on myself would you guys say it was the rain?"
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*** [[Sarcasm Mode|"Okay, thank you, Wallace!"]]
* Joseph's introduction:
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'''Joseph''': <small>He is as hot as the flames of the hell you bitches are going to.</small> }}
* Gideon Gordon Graves. Profession: Asshole
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*** {{spoiler|After Gideon stabs Ramona}} What a dick.
* This:
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Ramona: That's not a good comeback, Scott.<br />
Stephen: Actually, that's pretty good for Scott. }}
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* Scott calling Young Neil just "Neil" prompts a caption: "The greatest day of his life."
* Scott and {{spoiler|Gideon's}} memory cam in volume 6.
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'''Knives:''' scotty ur so hot & sexxy
'''Scott:''' o hey thanx
''(Later...)''
'''Envy:''' omigod ur like, such a stud
'''Scott:''' yeah totes
''(Then with {{spoiler|Gideon}})''
'''Ramona:''' babby u lite my fire
''' {{spoiler|Gideon:}}''' r u obsessed or what lol }}
* From Volume 4:
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'''Scott:''' Me too.
'''Wallace:''' ...Because I signed a lease on a place with Mobile like a week and a half ago and you would have been ''seriously'' screwed if you wanted to stay!
''<Both Scott & Wallace begin to laugh uproariosly. Scott suddenly stops.>''
'''Scott:''' [[Fridge Horror|You bastard.]]<br />
'''Wallace:''' Yeah, so, give me a call sometime, buddy! }}
* Scott Pilgrim: Sketchy-ass 24-year-old.
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** And the ensuing make-out session after she rejects him:
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*** And the brillant part is, that's exactly correct. Which just makes it funnier.
* Scott's whole backstory on his last job.
* Scott Pilgrim: The greatest Prep Chef in Toronto...accidentally botching an order.
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** Followed shortly by the this exchange:
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'''Joseph:''' <small>Seriously, get better friends.</small> }}
* Volume 1 has this little gem:
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'''Wallace:''' Yep.
'''Scott:''' What's the website for that?
''<Wallace is stunned silent.>''
'''Wallace:''' ...Amazon.ca.
'''Scott:''' Cool! Thanks! }}
* Volume 3 has Scott and Todd entering into a stare down while everyone else talks about stuff. Then, ''for no reason'', Scott flips his shit all over Todd.
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* Stephen begging Hollie's gay roommate Joseph to make an album for Sex Bob-omb in volume 4.
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'''Joseph:''' <small>...Okay, I'll do it. But only because I find you attractive.</small><br />
'''Stephen:''' ''[[I Can Live With That]]!!!'' }}
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* Scott levels up {{spoiler|towards the end of the fight with Gideon}} - "Balls +2"
* When Stephen Stills asks what's so terrifying about Honest Ed's, Julie answers,
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** Hell, that entire sequence counts. Just their agonised reactions from just being in there is hilarious. And to top it off:
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* CLOSURE!
* This awesome bit from Volume 3.
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'''Scott''': "A hot date with a collage you're doing?"
'''Stephen Stills''': "A hot date with a 2000-piece puzzle depicting the ''Bluenose II''?"
'''Kim''': "Okay, did it ever occur to you that I might actually have a date?"
'''Hilariously awkward pause'''
'''Scott''': "Kim, you're a hell of a catch."
'''Stephen Stills''': "You're [[Twin Peaks|a damn fine woman, Kim. Damn fine]]."<br />
'''Kim''': "Whatever, let's just play the setlist again, assholes..." }}
* Scott, while a drunken Kim professes her love for equally drunk Ramona: "[[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot|Make out!]]"
* And there's this [[Shout-Out]]:
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'''Ramona:''' [[Monkey Island|How appropriate. You fight like a cow.]] }}
* This funny bit from Volume 3:
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* "'''Guess who's drunk!'''"
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'''Wallace:''' You guess right. }}
* "Those are Mr. Silly's shoes."
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* '''Stephen Stills (22 years old)''' wants a damn buritto, damn it.
* Scott saves Ramona and Knives from being [[Drop the Hammer|flattened]] by Envy by poking the back of Envy's leg, causing Envy to fall over into a ball with a look of ''absolute bliss'' on her face.
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'''Ramona:''' What? How does that work?
'''Scott:''' Um... Well, whenever we were making out, I would-
'''Ramona:''' Okay, stop right there. }}
* "WE ARE '''''SEX BOB-OMB!!!''''' '''We are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!!!'''
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'''Kim Pine''' gothic lolita
'''Scott Pilgrim''' guy in a suit purchased at value village
'''Ramona & Knives:''' "What the hell are they wearing?" }}
* Gideon's dramatic entrance:
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'''Scott''': (''looks at his shirt'') What? (''back to Gideon'') Shut up! You're like the third person to say that! (''After Tamara and Stacey'') }}
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* "We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff!"
* Wallace is able to call Stacey about developments in Scott's love life at any time {{spoiler|even while unconscious!}}
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** Basically anything [[Ensemble Darkhorse|Wallace]] does. In particular: the increasing number of bedmates, the frequent [[Continuity Nod|lack of pants]], and appearing out of nowhere with Lucas Lee's skateboard.
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'''Scott''': ...I guess: Wallace.<br />
'''Wallace''': You guessed right! }}
*** In fact, the key-toss moment is even funnier in the bloopers, because right after Scott messes up the line, Wallace replies with "Dude, you took a blow to the head for nothing"
*** One in particular is what he says to Ramona when she is {{spoiler|fighting Roxy}}
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** Wallace's reaction in that scene in general is hilarious. Everyone, especially Scott, is confused and freaked out by the two girls engaging in video game-esque fighting. Wallace, meanwhile, is calm as you please and having a drink while watching the whole thing.
* Apparently, it took Michael Cera 33 shots to get the package Scott orders just to see Ramona into the trash. This is confirmed in the blooper reel, and is pretty damn entertaining to watch.
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* When everyone starts meeting each other in the Rockit, after Knives kisses Scott and Ramona's right there, everyone starts giving each other dramatic glances, complete with dramatic zooms. Knives gives one to Ramona; Stacey gives one to Scott...and Wallace gives one to his newest crush, Jimmy.
** {{spoiler|And the latter cut to the two of them making out. While an arrow-shot heart is drawn around them.}}
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* Speaking of The Rockit... {{spoiler|"Fun Fact: This Place is a Toilet"}}
* After defeating Gideon, Scott is faced down by a dark version of himself, Nega Scott. We cut to Knives and Ramona waiting outside the club as the door opens.... {{spoiler|and Scott and Nega Scott both walk out, laughing like old friends.}}
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** {{spoiler|'''TWO. HOURS!'''}}
* Roxy is generally one of the funniest parts of the movie, spewing lines such as this:
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** It's even funnier if you happen to be a fan of [[Hey, It's That Voice!|Avatar the]] [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Last Airbender]]. Hearing sweet Katara say all of those things is just HYSTERICAL.
** "I'M A LITTLE BI-FURIOUS!!"
* When Scott is trying to "get to second and a half base" with Ramona and makes her dinner.
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'''Scott''': Garlic bread is my favorite food, I could literately eat it for like, every meal. Or you know, eat it all the time without ever stopping. *laughs*
'''Ramona''': Then you'd get fat.
'''Scott''': Now why would I get fat?
'''Ramona''': Bread makes you fat.
'''Scott''': (With a mouth full of garlic bread): Bread makes you fat?! }}
* Scott showing a sketch of Ramona.
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'''Comeau''': Yes, that's Ramona Flowers. }}
* Referring to Wallace, after he told Scott's sister Stacey that he was dating a 17 year old:
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'''Wallace''': You know me. }}
** Even better is Wallace telling Stacey that Scott's thinking about dating two girls at the same time. {{spoiler|Wallace is unconscious when he does this}}.
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** "Never *censor* mind how I'm doing it!"
* Scott & Gideon's dialogue about why Scott wants to fight for Ramona {{spoiler|on his first attempt}}
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'''Scott:''' (''defiantly'') Was that not clear?!
''Scott turns to look at Sex Bob-Omb''
'''Scott:''' (''inquisitively'') Was that not clear?
'''Stephen Stills & Young Neil:''' I dunno. }}
* Anyone to Scott: "Your hair's getting long/shaggy/etc." Cut to Scott suddenly wearing his dorky hat without having moved from the previous shot.
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* [[Brick Joke|"I'm in lesbians with you." "...What?"]]
** And then, after {{spoiler|Ramona goes with Gideon}}:
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* "Your hair looks stupid."
** Before that, first time around:
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'''Scott''': Whatever!
'''Doorman''': (beat) Kay. }}
* Scott goes to the second door*
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'''Scott''': Ugh! }}
* They let him in*
* Sex Bob-Omb is at the bar after their lackluster opening to Clash at Demonhead's concert
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'''Ramona:''' I dunno. Do you? I'll be right back.
''Ramona leaves for the restroom. Sex Bob-Omb watches her leave''
'''Stephen Stills:''' ''*deadly serious*'' She has to go...''she knows we suck.'' }}
* Neil singing along quietly to Garbage Truck (and getting the lyrics wrong)
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** "You punched the highlights out of her hair...He punched the highlights out of her hair!"
* As Sex Bob-Omb heads to the party in the opening scenes:
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'''Kim''': [[Deadpan Snarker|At least it'll give us something to complain about.]]<br />
'''Scott''': Oh man *wipe to party without breaking Scott's sentence*, this suuuuucks!<br />
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** What makes that scene are the subtitles that appear concurrent with Stephen shouting and freaking out.
* The captions while they hang out with Todd and Envy.
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'''Todd:''' I don't even know the meaning of the word.
'''Caption:''' HE REALLY DOESN'T. }}
* Brandon Routh's pitch perfect delivery of Todd's [[Don't Explain the Joke]] moment, especially:
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* ''PREPARE TO DIE, OBVIOUSLY!''
* Kim's apparent rivalry with Clash and the Boys' drummer who is a little girl.
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* Scott going from reading his e-mail to sitting in front of his door waiting for the package he ordered (to be delivered by Ramona) to arrive.
* Scott assuring Ramona that his breakup with Knives was clean.
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'''Knives''': (echoing) [[Little No|No]]. }}
* Scott seems to enjoy being with Knives but you get a look into his mind (a desert scape) and he's lamenting "So alone..."
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'''Wallace''': "It's not a race, guys!"
'''Crash''': "Okay, this song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called 'We Hate You, Please Die.'"
'''Wallace''': "''Sweet!'' Love this one." }}
* ''"The weak point is the back of her knees. Whenever we were making out I would just"''.
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* Any time you pick up another player [[Grievous Harm with a Body|and use them as a weapon]].
* From Nega Scott's Ending...
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** Also, after {{spoiler|destroying the world and enslaving all the other characters, NS decides to...go home and take a nap. After all, it's been a long day.}}
* From Knives' Ending...
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