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* Any time there is dialogue in ''[[Castlevania]]: Symphony of the Night''. Alucard's voice actor is surprisingly good, but the script makes one want to cry. The most infamous examples are Richter's "Die Monster! You don't belong in this world!" and Dracula's "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!"

** ''[[I Wanna Be the Guy]]'' parodies this by making it even more narmful. It repeats the lines verbatim, but The Kid's squeaky high voice makes it even ''more'' hilarious. {{spoiler|[[Everything Trying to Kill You|Just watch out for that wineglass]].}}

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrze-nKw9zQ Another parody], by Kajmaster Kajet:

*** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAataZ9SH90 In an endeavor to affix elegance and further substance to this sizeable catalog of overwrought drama taken to comedic proportions, kindly allow me my fellow good gentlemen and respectable ladies to incorporate this high-brow parody written with the refinement and grandeur of the upper class elite of society.]

** In the ''Dracula X Chronicles'' remake for the PSP, the above quotes were retranslated:

"Ha! Mankind. A cesspit of hatred and lies. Fight for them, then, and die for their sins!" }}

**** This dialogue is used at both the end of Dracula X Chronicles and the beginning of Symphony of the Night, which makes sense since the end of the former is the beginning of the latter.

* Who could forget the dramatic line [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w8-fGoZoq8&feature=channel "I'll kill you, AND THE NIGHT!"] from ''Castlevania: Lament of Innocence''?

** [[X-Play|Adam Sessler]] commented on that line:

*** By "the night", he means the forces of darkness. But even with that context, it's still pretty ridiculous.

** Almost ALL the "Lament of Innocence" dialogue is Narmtastic; but much like "Symphony of the Night," it's usually [[So Bad It's Good]]. The exception to the Narmfest is Mathias, but {{spoiler|he becomes ''Dracula'', and so his Narm-free days are short.}}

** In Aria, Lubicant should have been [[Divine Comedy|Rubicante]], and Curly should have been Kali. Lubicant tends to suffer major [[Freud Was Right|confusion with the word Lubricant]].

** During ''Symphony of the Night'''s ending, Alucard loses about 10,000 points when he says the word "love." It's all the way at the end, so he gets away with it:

Alucard: You have been doomed ever since you lost the ability to love. }}

** "Ah... sarcasm. [[The Bible|Matthew 16:26]], I believe."