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{{quote|'''Megatron:''' Oh well, come on, let's have it! The usual "destiny and honor" speech!<br />
'''Optimus Primal:''' [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Speech]] ''[[Verb This|this.]]'' '''[[Talk to the Fist|(POW)]]'''|''[[Beast Wars]]'', "Nemesis, Part 2"}}
 
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* ''[[Mazinger Z|Kouji Kabuto]]'' is a [[Hot-Blooded]], impulsive hero is more liable to punch the villain than explain to him why he or she sucks, but he got some good throughout the years.
** In the original manga:
{{quote| '''Count Brocken''': Damn you! How dare the righteous protagonist do something so dirty! You sure about this? The fans will cry, you know.<br />
'''Kouji''': Shut up! Take it like a man! Don't try to play innocent with me! }}
** In ''[[Mazinkaiser]]'', after [[Big Bad]] Dr. Hell tried talking him into joining him:
{{quote| '''Kouji''': Are you stupid? I would never join you!}}
** In ''[[Super Robot Wars Compact]]''
{{quote| '''[[Zeta Gundam|Scirocco]]:''' By averting that [[Colony Drop]], you wasted a good chance of getting rid of all those fools [[Social Darwinist|whose souls are bound by gravity]].<br />
'''Kouji:''' Oh, don't give us that crap! We won't let you even touch the Earth we live in! }}
** ''In [[Super Robot Wars Alpha]]'' 2
{{quote| '''[[Chars Counterattack|Char Aznable]]''': But, if things continue this way, people's hatred will consume the very Earth itself. That's why I'm cutting through to the source of the problem.<br />
'''Kouji''': Don't feed me that crap!! I've been [[Hannibal Lecture|listening to this from the start]] and all you've done is giving a bunch of complicated justifications!! }}
* ''[[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]'': What do you tell the god-like {{spoiler|Anti-Spiral King}} who has been revealed to {{spoiler|[[Well-Intentioned Extremist|only be doing it to prevent the universe from imploding?]] "You suck, and we aren't going to blow up the universe". The final conclusion to the debate after his defeat? "Seriously, dude, ''don't blow up the universe''." "Of course we won't; [[Arc Words|Who the hell do you think were are]], a bunch of idiots?"}} Then [[Made of Explodium|explosions happen]].
* ''[[Code Geass]]'': In the first season finale, {{spoiler|Suzaku}} gives one of these to {{spoiler|Lelouch, who is in his Zero persona, after Zero!Lelouch calls out Suzaku for standing by Euphemia, who had been implicated in the SAZ massacre}}.
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Suzaku''': Your Geass power is quite convenient, isn't it? You get to hide in the shadows while others take all the blame for doing your dirty work. You're just an arrogant coward. That's your true nature, the real you.}}}}
** Lelouch also delivered a fairly epic one in episode 16 of season one, against Mao, telling him to "Never speak again!" via Geass after he [[Mind Rape|messed]] with Suzaku.
*** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glHaMB_AjmE&t=4m35s The awesome scene.]
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** To be honest, he did get sightly better in ''Gundam SEED Destiny,'' during the last episode when he threw Durandal's argument for the Destiny Plan back in his face.
** There's also this scene in which Kira and Mu confront Rau. Rau won't shut up, even if Mu yells him to do while shooting at him. And the [[Awful Truth]] Rau revealed turned Kira into [[Heroic BSOD]].
{{quote| '''Durandal:''' But between your world and the world I've been describing, which one do you think people will prefer? Say you shoot me now. What will you do when the world is thrown into chaos again?<br />
'''Kira:''' I'm ready for that. ''*lines up to shoot Durandal*'' I will fight! }}
** Domon Kasshu from ''[[G Gundam]]'' has a habit of doing this. Mostly because, as a [[Hot-Blooded]] [[Determinator]], he has no interest in talking to his enemies when he can fight. The final villain didn't get further than a single line into his rant before Domon just said "Shut it."
** In ''[[Gundam Wing]]'', Heero does this to both the [[Big Bad]] of the TV series ({{spoiler|Zechs Merquise}}) and [[The Dragon]] in ''[[The Movie|Endless Waltz]]'' ({{spoiler|Chang Wu Fei}}). In both cases, his opponent is arguing that [[Humans Are Bastards]] and/or [[Dying Like Animals|Sheep]] who need to be guided down the right path, while Heero argues that all humans, including himself and his opponent, are just as weak, and that they need to have faith that people will be able to make a worthy future on their own. In particular, he gets a suitably epic line in ''EW'':
{{quote| ''"Even if the world goes mad, I can fight on by believing in myself!"''}}
** [[After War Gundam X|Garrod Ran]] absolutely excels at this trope, in fact this is his most common response to a [[Motive Rant]].
** ''[[Mobile Suit Gundam 00]]'' returns to [[Contemplate Our Navels|long speeches]]; Setsuna makes ''three'' in the season 1 finale. And in the second season, {{spoiler|when Bring Stability tells his fellow Innovator Tieria Erde that he can't kill him in battle because they're both Innovators, Tieria screams "I'M A HUMAN!" and kills him.}}
** ''[[Crossbone Gundam]]'' even gets in on it, having Tobia Arronax deliver the following rebuttal to [[Social Darwinist]] Karas:
{{quote| '''Tobia''': "That... is... BULLSHIT!" *proceeds to destroy Karas' entire Newtype squad*}}
* ''[[Death Note]]'': When Light Yagami delivers his [[Motive Rant]] at the end of the anime about how his actions have reduced the crime rate and stopped all wars, how does his nemesis respond?
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Near:''' No. You're just a murderer, Light Yagami. And this notebook is the deadliest weapon in the history of mankind. If you had been a normal person and had used this notebook once out of curiosity, you would have been surprised and scared of what had happened, regretted what you had done, and never used this notebook again. To speak of extremes, I can actually understand those who would use this notebook for their personal interests and kill a couple of people, and even think that they're normal. But you yielded to the power of the notebook and the Shinigami and have confused yourself with a god. In the end, you're nothing more than a crazy serial killer. That's all you are. Nothing more and nothing less.}}}}
** In the same episode, {{spoiler|Matsuda's}} response to the same rant was to {{spoiler|''[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|shoot Light five times]]''. Okay, that was actually his response to Light's last-ditch attempt to kill Near, but considering that Matsuda was the closest person on the task force to ''supporting'' Kira, not to mention someone who genuinely seemed to like and admire Light, it was pretty impressive}}. In retrospect, it probably was a bad idea for {{spoiler|Light to refer to his late father Soichirou, who was Matsuda's mentor and idol, as a fool during the rant}}.
* The [[Grand Finale]] to ''[[Vandread]]'' has the lead characters do this to the [[Evil Counterpart]] of {{spoiler|the sentient [[Applied Phlebotinum]] the crew has befriended.}}
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* The ever-[[The Stoic|stoic]] Sousuke Sagara does this in reverse order in the first season of ''[[Full Metal Panic]]'': he first hands the villain's ass right back to him and then proceeds to use some... [[Precision F-Strike|uncharacteristically strong language]] to tell the world what he thinks of him and his views.
* ''[[Mahou Sensei Negima]]'' has Fate taunting Negi about his weakness, how he's unable to protect his friends, how his [[Black Magic|newly acquired powers]] won't help him at all, and how he'll never be powerful to put up a real fight... Negi's response is to sock Fate in the gut, and toss off a one-liner:
{{quote| '''Negi:''' Are you sure it's not you who needs to train a little harder?}}
** {{spoiler|And Negi does it again in Chapter 272, calling Godel on his [[Fantastic Racism]] and basically telling Godel that he's full of crap.}}
*** And quite a while later, {{spoiler|1=it turns out the SUH has more or less worked, since Godel pulls a [[Heel Face Turn]] and joins Negi's case.}}
* ''[[Dai no Daibouken|Dragon Quest: Dai's Adventure]]Dai No Daibouken Dai No Daibouken'', chapter 108, Dai's decisive battle against Dragon Army Captain Baran, {{spoiler|who also happened to be his father and the original Dragon Knight}} as he unleashes all his power:
{{quote| '''Baran:''' '''ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE THIS BODY'S FULL POTENTIAL! ONCE THIS CREST IS FULLY RELEASED, I'LL BE STRONG ENOUGH TO MAKE EVEN MOUNTAINS CRUMBLE!'''<br />
'''Dai:''' ... so what's your point? I can fight seriously too. }}
* ''[[Fate/stay night]]'': How does Shiro respond to the end of the [[Big Bad]] Kotomine's long [[Motive Rant]]? "Oh I get it now, you're just insane."
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* In ''[[One Piece]]'' Luffy makes it pretty clear that he does shit because he wants to, and for no other reason. In response to Crocodile's list of reasons why he was fighting a losing battle, and being naive for trying to save everyone, Luffy subverts this trope slightly by agreeing with him. Having effectively shocked Hannibal into shutting up, he proceeds to beat the shit out of him while explaining that Vivi was his friend, and since if he didn't help she was gonna kill herself trying to save the country, he would try to render that unnecessary.
** Then there's the instance when the Straw Hats face the leader of a secret government agency. His attempt to intimidate them fail miserably:
{{quote| '''Spandam''': ''"Look at that symbol, pirates!'' *point to the flag of the world government* ''That mark represents the unity of over 170 nations! This is the world! Do you understand how insignificant you are to stand against us!!?"''<br />
'''Luffy''': ''"I understand very well. Sogeking, shoot that flag."'' }}
* In ''[[Houshin Engi]]'', this was done rather brilliantly by Taikoubou (when he {{spoiler|changed back to being Fukki}}) after his fight with Jyoka. Jyoka started giving him the [[Break Them by Talking|the breaking speech]] about how {{spoiler|the reason he revealed to the humans that they were being manipulated by her wasn't because he didn't like the idea of her being in power - it was because he wanted them to have "free will"}}, and his response? "No. You're wrong idiot, die." It doesn't get more blunt than that.
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** Used again in the last episode, with more of an outright "shut up" feel. Kageyama sets a new personal record for nihilism with a rant about how all of humanity's hopes for peace never had a chance, to which Ukiya responds, "''Is that all you have to say?!''" while throwing a monster of a roundhouse punch. Then the punch misses...
* Envy of ''[[Fullmetal Alchemist]]'' keeps trying to lecture Mustang, but...
{{quote| '''Envy:''' Pathetic? Lemme ask you something. Don't you humans enjoy watching others suffer, watching fools dance around like puppets? That's why you start wars isn't it?<br />
'''Mustang:''' I do [[The Ace|enjoy]] watching foolish creatures dance around like puppets on a string. Especially you homunculii.<br />
''(later)''<br />
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* ''[[D.Gray-man]]'': Cross has a rather hilarious and extremely awesome [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] moment, [http://www.mangareader.net/210-15247-5/dgray-man/chapter-156.html here]. See, that's why you don't try to lecture a [[Jerkass]] with a gun.
** Chapter 193; paraphrased:
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Alma''': This torment will never end, and I want us to die together as friends.}}<br />
{{spoiler|'''Kanda''': Sorry, Alma. You may be my only friend, but I want to live! * SLICE-SLICE-SLICE* }} }}
** Also chapter 204 (complete with a genuine [[Slasher Smile]] delivered by ''Allen'' himself:
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Allen''': I'm Cross Marian's pupil. It makes me wanna puke, the very thought of uniting with you!!!}}}}
* ''[[Twentieth Century Boys]]'' has a particularly epic one when {{spoiler|Kenji}} is confronted by a [[Card-Carrying Villain]] laughing about all the murders he's carried out. After he's done ranting, {{spoiler|Kenji}} spends two whole issues deconstructing the man's entire worldview, and leaves him weeping and suicidal.
* At the end of ''[[Inuyasha]]'', {{spoiler|[[Big Bad]] Naraku explains how his crumbling body is over Kaede's village, and if they cut him down, he will fall onto the village destroying it.}} Sesshoumaru's response? {{spoiler|He charges right up to Naraku, says "So what?" then proceeds to go straight through him with his Bakusaiga, causing the entire body to start falling towards the ground.}} That is pure freaking ownage.
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* ''[[The Kindaichi Case Files]]'' is a tad more sympathetic towards a [[Motive Rant]] (unless the suspect was a [[Jerkass]]), but Kindaichi's response to many a subsequent suicide attempt has been pretty blunt.
* In the second OVA of ''[[Hellsing]]'' , Jan Valentine has spent an hour of screentime basically massacring people and insulting the survivors, insulting the Roundtable Conference in general and Integra in particular over the radio. At the end of the episode, Jan has finally been cornered, when Integra walks up, leading to this classic exchange:
{{quote| '''Jan:''' What up, bitch!<br />
''(gunshot)''<br />
'''Integra:''' That's quite enough of that. I'm ''pissed off''. }}
** While that's going on, Alucard has just [[Curb Stomp Battle|stomped]] Jan's brother Luke, and is [["The Reason You Suck" Speech|berating him over how weak and pathetic he is]], prompting Luke to angrily shout him down, and try to tell Alucard why ''he'' sucks. It doesn't go well.
{{quote| '''Luke''': Shut up! You're just the Hellsing family's toy, a dog not even fit to call himself a vampire, a-<br />
'''Alucard''': '''[[Shut UP, Hannibal|SILENCE!]]''' I'm a dog? [[I'm a Humanitarian|Then you're dog food.]] }}
* It happens in ''[[Pokémon (anime)|Pokémon]]'', too. Just before the big fight towards the end of the first movie, Mewtwo is giving his big [[Motive Rant]] about how he and his genetically engineered Pokémon are going to exterminate all other life on the planet. Up comes Ash Ketchum, with a horde of "normal" Pokémon and spitefully declares, "[[Determinator|You can't do this.]] ''[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|I won't let you.]]''" He then tries to ''[[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|punch out Mewtwo]]''. {{spoiler|It doesn't go too well for Ash, and he actually ''dies''. But the [[Swiss Army Tears|tears and love]] from the Pokémon he led against Mewtwo revive him, and ''Mewtwo'' himself has a change of heart.}}
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* When ''[[Bleach]]'''s Ulquiorra is going to explain to [[Distressed Damsel|Orihime]] why she hesitated in protecting Ichigo, Ichigo stops him with a simple "Shut up, it doesn't matter."
** Then in the Fake Karakura Town battle, as Barragan gave an epic [[Break Them by Talking]] about how everything ages and dies, how his power is absolute, and the folly of challenging God, specifically [[A God Am I|"The God of Hueco Mundo" (himself)]]. Then when vizard Ushoda Hachigen severs his own decaying right hand and placed it in his "stomach" with his kidou. [[Hoist by His Own Petard|As Barragan rots from his own attack]], Hachigen gives this line:
{{quote| '''Hachigen''': In Soul Society, there are no gods except us shinigami, the gods of death. As such, it is difficult to take the seriousness of your claim. So, forgive us for our disbelief, [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|"God of Hueco Mundo"]].}}
** Ichigo gives one to Grimmjow after Orihime tells him tearfully not to get hurt anymore.
{{quote| Grimmjow attacks him, while Ichigo's back is turned, after a [["The Reason You Suck" Speech|Reason You Suck Speech]] and {{spoiler|Ichigo catches the Grimmjow's blade while still looking at Orihime, turning to Grimmjow to effectively say "You heard Inoue. I'm not supposed to get hurt anymore!"}}}}
** Aizen tries quite a few [[Hannibal Lecture|Hannibal Lectures]] in Fake Karakura Town. None of them seem to work.
*** Komomura indirectly gives a [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] to Aizen after he [[Break Them by Talking|lectured]] Ichigo.
{{quote| '''Komamura''': Don't let him get to you. Provocation is his speciality ... If you lose yourself, you'll lose your life. Rest easy. I know why the captains sent you straight down here from Hueco Mundo. You have not seen Aizen's shikai. We will fight to protect you. }}
*** Paraphrasing his brief conversation with Hitsugaya:
{{quote| '''Hitsugaya''': Anyone who raises their sword in violence doesn't deserve to be called a captain of the Gotei 13.<br />
* Aizen does some [[Moral Event Horizon|MEH]]-crossing and Hitsugaya gets [[Unstoppable Rage|pissed]]* <br />
'''Aizen''': Didn't you just say a captain shouldn't raise his sword in violence?<br />
'''Hitsugaya''': I'll gladly give up my position to do violence to you. }}
*** Yamamoto gives us a very succinct one.
{{quote| '''Yamamoto:''' I have no interest in your foolish arguments.}}
*** {{spoiler|Isshin}} joins the fray with a simple
{{quote| "Aizen...You talk too much." }}
** After 300 chapters of being [[Smug Snake|Smug]] and [[Curb Stomp Battle|curbstomping]] everyone, Aizen recieves a '''[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|really awesome one]]''' in chapter 417 {{spoiler|at the hands of Ichigo. What did Ichigo say? Nothing. He grabbed his face and knocked him outside of the city.}}
*** Ichigo continues to [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] Aizen completely throughout the fight while [[Curb Stomp Battle|owning the shit out of him]] and then nails him with a Final Getsuga Tenshou to attempt to take this trope to it's logical conclusion. After Aizen survives that, and proceeds to start going on another [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]], Urahara of all people takes this one [[Up to Eleven]] by shutting up Aizen with a sealing kidou and explaining to Aizen that the Hougyoku no longer sees him as it's master.
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** Ichigo seems to collect these moments. In chapter 474, {{spoiler|Ginjo starts mocking Ichigo about how substitute shinigami are just pawns of the Gotei 13, and that he's being used like a puppet.}} Ichigo's response?: {{spoiler|[[Super Mode|"BANKAI!!"]]}}
*** And he lampshades how the villains always give these kind of speeches.
{{quote| '''Ichigo''': Screw you. I'm tried of you idiots trying to shake my resolve like this.}}
* In ''[[Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle]]'', Kurogane earns a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] by telling Fei Wang Reed to "shut your freaking trap." He and Fai then happily argue over who gets first dibs to fight him. Sadly subverted in that {{spoiler|It wasn't FWR after all, but Dr. Kyle, and it's R!Syaoran who kills him.}} Then reinvoked in Chapter 230 when it ''looks'' like {{spoiler|Fei Wang Reed died from both Fai's and Kurogane's repeated attacks. Then again, this being [[Mind Screw|TRC]], it might not be that easy after all..}}.
* In ''[[Digimon]]'' Season 3, {{spoiler|the D-Reaper }} has built itself up into an [[Eldritch Abomination]] hell-bent on wiping out humanity on the grounds that [[Humans Are Bastards]]. It has been swatting down every attempt to stop or even harm it with minimal effort, [[Mind Rape|mind-raping]] {{spoiler|Juri}} for some time, and, in an incredible [[Tear Jerker]], has struck down {{spoiler|Beelzemon}} after he went all-out in an attempt to [[The Atoner|rescue her]]. Takato and Guilmon, fused into Gallantmon, are one of the last lines of defense keeping the thing contained and holding it off from annihilating humanity while the other heroes try a last-ditch plan to stop it. {{spoiler|The D-Reaper}} howls at them '''"YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO EXIST!"'''. Stuck in the void, Guilmon asks his partner whether they do or not, to which Takato replies that they do "AND IT'S ABOUT TIME WE PROVED IT!" after which Gallantmon responds to the [[Break Them by Talking]] by ''ramming his fist into an area roughly equivalent to {{spoiler|the D-reaper's}} throat'' and yelling back ''"WE DO DESERVE TO EXIST! YOU DON'T."''
* In the earlier parts of the first ''[[Captain Tsubasa]]'' series, then-[[Jerkass]] Hyuuga harshly bitches Tsubasa out and tells him that he's a [[Spoiled Brat]] who's got no business into soccer. What is Tsubasa's reply?
{{quote| '''Tsubasa''': You're wrong, Hyuuga-kun! Because [[This Is Sparta|soccer is MY DREAM!]]}}
** Tsubasa's girlfriend Sanae pulls one on {{spoiler|her [[Hopeless Suitor]] Kanda}}. When he tells her that Tsubasa doesn't care about her and that's why {{spoiler|he hasn't come to talk to both of them upon Kanda's own request}}, she immediately says "That's a lie, so shut it!" {{spoiler|And right after that, Tsubasa shows up.}}
* ''[[Umineko no Naku Koro ni]]'', third arc: {{spoiler|Kyrie's}} counter-speech to Leviathan of Envy. To summarize: "I see your envious childhood and raise you {{spoiler|being cheated on by my husband, who had a now-18-year-old son with the woman who replaced me!}}" Then while Leviathan is shocked at the one-upping of her envy, a [[Seven Deadly Sins|sin]] that ''she's supposed to be the embodiment of,'' {{spoiler|Kyrie [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|shoots her dead]].}} When Beatrice [[Evil Cannot Comprehend Good|didn't understand why Battler wasn't enjoying watching the murders]].While she's talking, [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|Battler slaps her, and calls her a monster]].Beatrice counters it, however, by [[Face Heel Revolving Door|lying to Battler saying that she had turned good]].
* ''[[Black Lagoon]]'''s [[The Baroness|Balalaika]] gives three words and a sound effect to deal with one of the creepiest [[Ax Crazy]] little psychos you'll ever meet.
{{quote| '''Balalaika''': I said KNEEL! * BANG* }}
* ''[[Ghost Sweeper Mikami]]'''s Ashtaroth has been scheming {{spoiler|not only to conquer the cosmos and eradicate the gods, but [[Omnicidal Maniac|reset ''everything'' and rebuild it according to his much-preferable will]].}} Mikami found that out while in the galaxy egg. As a result, she's able to Shut Up Hannibal him just ''before'' his [[Motive Rant]].
{{quote| '''Mikami''': You're no different from an immature child who hates school and thus decides to burn down his school!}}
* Happens in ''[[Dragon Ball]] Z'' when Goku hits Jeice/Jeese right in the face just before he launches into his taunting speech.
** Happens several times in a row in the same scene in [[Dragonball Z Abridged]]. [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Including while Jeice is trying to remember what to do when someone is punching you in the face.]]
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** And later Gray gives one to {{spoiler|Ultear by punching her in the middle of her speech.}}
* In ''[[Fruits Basket]]'', Tohru's stuck-up relatives get ''two'' of these for slutshaming Tohru after they find out she was living with Shigure, Yuki and Tohru. First the grandfather slaps a male cousin when he and others call Tohru a whore, and then Yuki and Kyo arrive and Yuki hears said cousin refer to them as "the guys the little tramp was shacking up with"...
{{quote| '''Yuki''': Don't you ever talk that way to Honda-san, '''you lowlife'''.}}
* A villainous version happens in ''[[Transformers Cybertron]]''; when Starscream attempts to take the Omega Lock from Galvatron, Galvatron starts up with a speech about how weak Starscream is, only for Starscream to interrupt with a lecture of his own.
* [[Persona 4: The Animation]] has a brilliant one in the fight against Shadow Mitsuo. Earlier on, the villain had trapped protagonist Yu Narukami in a [[Lotus Eater Machine]], taunting him by saying that Yu is "empty" and that he has no true bonds of friendship with other people. Fortunately for Yu, his oldest friend on the team ''physically pulls him out'' of the illusion, and as the rest of the team creates an opening, Yu defiantly states "I... am ''not empty!''" before he systematically breaks down the Shadow's defenses and pulls a [[No Sell]] on each and every one of its attacks. Even better, he accomplishes this with each of the various Persona he had obtained so far, all of them being from a different arcana of the tarot representing a bond he had made with another person, then finishing the battle with Izanagi, his own Persona, proving that unlike the truly empty Mitsuo, he does have friends and they are the [[The Power of Friendship|source of his strength]].
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* A staple of comic books, of course. [[Superman]] does it a lot.
** One of the best was in the first story arc of the 90's JLA. The Justice League are finally able to fight back against the Hyperclan, a group of White Martians who have dominated the entire world by mind control and the JLA themselves with their powers. Superman has a slugfest with Protex, the leader of the Martians, and we have this little exchange between the two very different aliens:
{{quote| '''Protex:''' How STUPID are you? You let those cringing human sheep do what they want when YOU could rule the world! Stunted slaves! They look at YOU and see what they COULD have become... They FEAR you and they HATE you and you don't even have the guts to admit you DESPISE them in return! You know in your heart they're INFERIOR!<br />
'''Superman:''' ''(punches Protex '''straight through the entire continental shelf''')'' They believe in me. And in my heart I believe them. }}
** One story had [[Batman]] reluctantly team up with a vampire to deal with an evil wizard. Superman arrives halfway through the story, but the vampire incessantly mocks him, saying he is nothing but a liability, since Supes is weak against magic. Superman tells him to shut up or else he will ''fly him into the sun''. He shuts up.
** General Zod is beating on Supes and claiming that it was all Jor-El's fault that Krypton and their people were destroyed. If Jor-El hadn't arrested him and sentenced him to the [[Phantom Zone]], Zod would have saved Krypton.
{{quote| '''Superman''': Oh? Tell me, Great General, ''how'' would you have saved our world?<br />
'''General Zod''': (''loses his temper and the perfectly calm demeanor he had the whole story'') I would have found a way! }}
* Done comically in ''[[Young Justice (comics)|Young Justice]]''. Robin, Superboy and Impulse have all been sent into manifestations of their greatest fears. Robin's is a direct spoof of [[The Silence of the Lambs]], with the Joker parodying Lecter ("[[Getting Crap Past the Radar|I can smell you, runt.]]") and lecturing Robin. The heroes discover that the best way to deal with these fears is for them to switch places. After Superboy and Impulse's fears have been dealt with, Robin realizes with horror that they left Impulse alone with the Joker. When they get there they find that Impulse has nearly driven Joker to (even more) madness by simply asking "Why?" over and over again.
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** ''[[Blackest Night]]'' is practically ''made'' of these. The zombie villains are all twisted evil versions of deceased friends and family of the heroes, saying whatever they can to manipulate the emotions of their prey before feeding on their hearts. Not that delivering a Shut Up, Hannibal does much good. In a particularly brilliant moment of [[Genre Savvy]], the Black Lanterns can feed off [[Heroic Willpower]] just as easily as fear or anger.
* At the end of ''[[The Authority]] Revolution'' the [[Big Bad]] of the Arc is bragging that his control over the world has made it a better place. The Midnighter [[Made of Plasticine|tears off his head, ripping out his spine in the process]], in a manner that would make ''[[Mortal Kombat]]'' envious, with the words:
{{quote| '''The Midnighter:''' Well then, I guess I just don't give a shit.}}
* In ''[[The Killing Joke]]'', as [[Batman]] tracks him through a carnival house of mirrors, the Joker claims to have driven Commissioner Gordon mad, thus proving his point that "one bad day" can drive anyone insane as it did to him. He then tries to convince Batman that life is all a "monstrous, demented gag. So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" Batman crashes through a mirror and says, "Because I've heard it before... and it wasn't funny the ''first'' time!" and punches the Joker. He then tells him that {{spoiler|Gordon is perfectly sane, thus disproving the Joker's point. "Maybe it was just you all the time."}}
** Another [[Batman]] example:
{{quote| '''Captured Serial Killer''': Admit it, you live for the hunt as much as I do. Going after the freaks adds excitement to the game, but not as much as you need. Every time you put on that mask the craving comes back, the primal course, the push at the back of your mind. It's only a matter of time before it takes over and you--<br />
'''Batman:''' Kill whoever's standing right next to me and calling me a psychopath?<br />
'''Captured Serial Killer''': [[Shutting Up Now|I'll shut up now.]] }}
* [[Hellboy]] has a habit of doing this. '''SCREW YOU'''!
** A particularly shining example has to be when Hecate attempts to seduce Hellboy to ruling by her side:
{{quote| '''Hecate''': Accept the truth of your existence or be destroyed! You cannot escape your destiny!<br />
'''Hellboy''': Gonna try.<br />
'''Hecate''': Time is coming to ring down the curtain on man. Already, the four horsemen are loose in the world. It is for us to darken the sun, turn the moon to blood, and put out the stars. Then you and I alone, forever in the dark--<br />
'''Hellboy''': Shut up! Not gonna happen... 'cause you're very, very ugly... and... '''you have a giant snake body'''!<br />
''**impale**'' }}
** Subverted during the story "The Island". Hellboy repeatedly tells Hannibal to shut up, but since he's not really in a position to enforce that command, {{spoiler|Because he's been stabbed through the chest by a giant monster and is bleeding to death}} ''Hannibal keeps talking''.
* In a ''[[Fantastic Four]]'' comic, Dr. Doom gives Reed a [[Not So Different]] speech concerning his actions during ''[[Marvel Civil War]],'' which causes the Thing to give him a savage beating.
** [http://fuckyeahgrantmorrison.tumblr.com/post/2110416599/from-fantastic-four-1234-issue-4-the Susan Richards gave Doom an epic Shut Up] in the [[Grant Morrison]]-written ''1234'' after the Fantastic Four defeated his plans:
{{quote| '''Susan''': Shut up. Stop trying to hurt us, you stupid, lonely, ignorant man!<br />
'''Doom''': How dare you? I will destroy you, Susan Richards!<br />
'''Susan''': Oh shut up and listen to someone else for once! Stop talking in that ridiculous way! What's your problem, Victor? What have we ever actually done to you to deserve this stupid waste of everyone's time? Are you listening to me? Sitting there [["The Reason You Suck" Speech|with your stupid machines and your childish jealousy]], when you should be curing cancer or taking your people to the stars! What's the point of talking to you? Would you like me to explain this in a language you understand? Try anything like this ever again and I'll put a thousand force field bubbles inside that mighty brain of yours and burst it from the inside. Toys. Honestly, you should be ashamed of yourself. }}
* The ''[[Hack Slash]]'' one-shot ''Girls Gone Dead'' has villain Laura Lochs giving a long [[Break Them by Talking]] about God, her origin, her motives and other such things. Cassie's reply is "Keep clucking, bitch" and a punch to the face. Subverted in the sequel ''Hack/Slash vs. Chucky'' where Laura was expecting Cassie to try something during her [[Break Them by Talking]] and kicks her in the face when she tries to attack.
** Subverted again in ''Something's Fishy''. As Mary Shelley Lovecraft is talking, Cassie starts sneaking up behind her, baseball bat in hand. Without even turning around or ceasing to talk, Mary ensnares Cassie in her tentacles.
* The one-off graphic novel ''[[Joker]]'' features a classic example of this, in which Batman not only brushes off the Joker's attempt to [[Break Them by Talking|break him by talking]] , but turns it into a devastating Lecture of his own which sends the Joker into a berserk rage -- in ''only three words'':
{{quote| '''Joker:''' Uhh, God you disgust me. You have no charm at all, just... obviousness. Dumb, dull. Disappointing. Obvious. Shame on you. Obvious... and everybody knows. You wear your shame like a badge, because you don't have the balls to actually pin one on. Yes, just look at you. Desperate to be feared, you want to be perceived as a monster, dressed in black. And yet... you leave that little window. A glimpse at the perfection underneath. Obvious -- the chiseled good looks, not the jaw, the mouth of a monster... ''why'' do you let it be seen? Tell me ''why''.<br />
'''Batman:''' {{spoiler|To ''mock'' you.}} }}
* [[Atomic Robo]] was once captured by a Soviet mad scientist and forced to endure a lecture that took up an entire ''page'' of the comic, explaining why this scientist wanted to destroy the human race in agonizingly trivial detail. Robo's summary hit all the major points.
{{quote| '''Atomic Robo:''' So you're building a big dumb bomb to show everyone who the greatest scientist blah, blah, blah.}}
* When [[Incredible Hulk|The Incredible Hulk]] fought Maestro, his [[Evil Counterpart]] from a [[Bad Future]], and started losing, Maestro started a speech about how he knew his every move. Hulk's response? "Sing soprano, [[Motor Mouth]]" and [[Groin Attack|punching Maestro in the groin]].
* In Garth Ennis' recent ''[[Dan Dare]]'' mini-series, he gives the eponymous space hero a pretty good one; Dare is captured by his arch-nemesis The Mekon, who has Dare dragged before him in chains and begins a lengthy [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]] about why resistance to his glorious new army and regime is pathetic and futile before Dare calmly interrupts him with "We alway fight squalid little men like you. There's really nothing more to say." And promptly ignores him in favour of chewing out [[The Dragon]], [[The Quisling|the quisling Prime Minister]], instead.
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* [[Spider-Man]] gave a more literal [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] to Norman Osborn in [http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/6/61766/1157569-siege_3_legion_cps_033_super.jpg The Siege storyline.] It's since become something of a [[Memetic Mutation|Meme]] in Comic Book Forums.
* In the last issue of ''[[The Punisher|The Punisher: Welcome Back, Frank]]'', Punisher kills the [[Big Bad]]'s [[The Dragon|Dragon]], [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here|scaring off her remaining henchmen]], and starts pouring gasoline through her house. Even then, she tries to [[Break Them by Talking|demoralize him]] about hypocritical his [[Pay Evil Unto Evil|"war on crime"]] is, how he's no better than her, etc. As Punisher starts leaving, she tells him he's damned. His response:
{{quote| "Tell me something I don't know." * chucks a grenade inside* }}
* ''[[Scott Pilgrim]]'s Finest Hour'' has this:
{{quote| '''Gideon:''' Getting rid of me... won't save you. You're your own worst enemies! Both of you! <br />
'''Ramona:''' No, I'm pretty sure you're worse, dude. <br />
'''Scott:''' You're definitely worse. }}
* A hero-to-reporter example: [[Iron Man|Tony Stark]] delivers this to John Pillinger, a man who is interviewing him in regard to the weapons Tony designed for the military ''over a decade ago'', when Tony was ''nineteen''. Over the course of the inverview, Pillinger is clearly determined to make Tony out to be as unsympathetic as possible; he interrupts Tony at every turn, gives Tony no chance to expand on his answers, and more or less dismisses ''incredibly'' significant medical breakthroughs as meaningless just because they aren't available in ''third-world countries''. He also brushes aside the fact that Tony hasn't designed weaponry for the military in over ten years, and has in fact put his efforts and resources into venues that could improve the world.<br />The real kicker comes when Tony, rather than attempt to make excuses for the damage the weapons he once designed have done, flat-out admits that he knows that no matter what he does, he will always have blood on his hands -- and Pillinger reacts as if Tony ''has'' given some long, rambling explanation to excuse himself from responsibility. Tony ends his statement by saying, with obvious sincerity, that he's trying to be a part of making the world a better place regardless. Pillinger responds with a caustic "...I see."<br />However, at the end of the session, Pillinger asks Tony why he agreed to the interview. Tony responds ''beautifully''.
{{quote| '''Tony:''' I wanted to meet you. You've been making your investigative films for what, twenty years now? I wanted to ask: Have you changed anything? You've been uncovering disturbing things all over the world for twenty years now. Have you changed anything? You've worked very hard. Most people have no idea of the kind of work you've done. Intellectuals, critics, and activists follow your films closely, but culturally you're almost invisible, Mr. Pillinger. ''[[Armor-Piercing Question|Have you changed anything]]''?}}
* In issue 74 of [[Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|Archie Sonic comics]], after the freedom fighters {{spoiler|find [[Complete Monster|Robotnik]] on the walkway of some outer space facility, (note that up until that point they thought he was dead)}} there are at least [[Verb This|two]] [[I Will Show You X|varieties]] (or [[Your Mileage May Vary|maybe]] three) of [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] in a row:
{{quote| '''Sonic''': You're toast if you don't tell me what happened to my family and the other roboticized mobians, {{spoiler|Ro"butt"nik}}!<br />
'''{{spoiler|Robotnik}}''': Come now, hedgehog. Can't you at least take a moment to {{spoiler|welcome me back from the dead}}? Didn't your parents teach you better manners?<br />
'''Sonic''': Why, you lousy...<br />
''Sonic runs at {{spoiler|Robotnik}}, but {{spoiler|Robotnik}} smacks him aside.''<br />
'''Bunnie''': [[I Will Show You X|Ah'll show you manners!]]<br />
''Bunnie then punches {{spoiler|Robotnik}} in the face, and Sonic and Tails stumble upon {{spoiler|Robotnik's sweatshop}}.''<br />
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* [[Deadpool]] is riddled with these.
** First there is Deathtrap, lecturing Wade about the virtue of silence, having strapped Wade to a table with a giant teddy bear above that will smother/crush him to death. If [[Badass Nickname|The Merc with the Mouth]] doesn't shutup, he will die. What does he do? He doesn't shutup.
{{quote| '''Deathtrap:''' "Fascinating! Teddy has approached ramming speed." }}
** Next there is Deadpool's encounter with Batroc. You can't expect to use Popinjay in a sentence and not have Deadpool mock you. Subverted in that Batroc proceeds to kick Wade's ass for this. He makes the mistake in pushing Deadpool's cripple/friend out of a window, followed by another [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] moment, and Deadpool wiping the floor with Batroc.
** In the same series, Deadpool delivers a [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] to the Messiah, the bringer of peace to the world. Why? Because the peace the Messiah brings is Peace through lack of free will. Coincides with [[Groin Attack|kicking Captain America in the nuts]]. All Canon.
* In the finale of the first arc of [[Spawn]] spin-off ''Sam & Twitch'', Twitch has caught criminal responsible for all murders in that story. She gives him very good [[Hannibal Lecture]] about how she will go free thanks to her [[Screw the Rules, I Have Connections|connections]] and, at worst case, will have to keep low profile for few months. And how she will then come back and slowly, for years, destroy his life and kill everybody he loves. At first it looks it worked as Twitch puts his gun down, but he immediately points it at her again and starts telling her her laws. When she continues to lecturing him {{spoiler|Twitch shoots her}}.
* In ''[[Birds of Prey]]'', the villain Mortis has been [[Mind Rape|mind-raping]] [[Black Canary]] with visions of all the people she has regrets about, only to have this happen:
{{quote| '''Mortis:''' "Your friends have dumped you again, haven't they? ''Haven't they?''"<br />
'''Black Canary:''' "Heh *sniff* No. No, lady, they haven't. [[Nice Job Fixing It, Villain|You pulled the wrong trigger]]. Don't you know that?"<br />
'''Mortis:''' "How do you ''know?'' How can you be ''certain''?"<br />
'''Black Canary:''' "Because they're my friends. [[The Power of Love|Because they love me]]. Now get the holy hell out of my brain. I won't warn you again." }}
* Superman's ''only line'' in ''[[Lex Luthor: Man of Steel]]''. After the more benevolent [[Perspective Flip|Perspective Flipped]] [[Villain Protagonist]] we've seen of Luthor throughout the series, it hammers home the fact that Lex's justifications for committing atrocities in the name of "exposing" Superman as a threat are really twisted, and that he really is the bad guy.
{{quote| '''Superman:''' You're wrong. I ''can'' see your soul.}}
* The Captain Britain & [[MI 13]] tie in with the Secret Invasion storyline of Marvel comics revealed that the global invasion force was just a cover for pretty much every Super-Skrull they had to invade Britain and steal all the Earth's magic straight from the source. After succeeding at killing Captain Britain and taking control over Earth's source of magic, the Super-Skrull Sorcerer Supreme stands over a woman who is, at the time, a civilian. A simple Muslim Doctor standing in the way. The Super-Skrull describes how Britain will be erased from existence, so that it had never been. When the Skrull empire takes us as slaves, ''then'' we would know ''true'' pride and glory. Cue the return with Excalibur.
{{quote| '''[[Captain Britain]]:''' I think you'll find, we already do. We just don't like to make a fuss.}}
* Her-to-hero example - in 200th issue of [[X Factor]] Guido gets into a fight with [[Fantastic Four|The Thing]], who tries to provoke him by mocking his superhero carrier. Guido just tells Ben that he played in better football team. It worked a little to well, because enraged Ben had beaten the tar out of him.
 
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* ''[[I'm a Marvel And I'm a DC|I'm a Marvel... and I'm a DC]]'' gives everyone a turn or two to monologue about something, but whenever the villains lecture someone, a rebuttal isn't far behind. Respectively, Superman responds to Lex Luthor's monologue with one clear-cut statement, and Spider-Man draws on his own experiences to show that Joker doesn't have a leg to stand on. However, it's ultimately {{spoiler|Green Goblin}} who utterly ''destroys'' him verbally.
** The scene in question comes later, but the way Gobby brushes off his standard death threat also warrants mention.
{{quote| '''The Joker:''' Tell me something, my friend -- ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?<br />
'''Green Goblin:''' Yeah, he told me you're gay. }}
* In the [[Homestuck]] fanfic [[We're All Doomed]], {{spoiler|a}} future Gamzee is able to shut down {{spoiler|his murderous past self}}'s tirade with one word: {{spoiler|1=HoNk}}.
* The ''[[Digimon Tamers]]'' fanfic ''[[Digital Prey|Digital]] [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6562458/1/Digital_Prey Prey]'' has Renamon do this a couple times to [[Egomaniac Hunter|Stalkermon]], though the first time doesn't work out too well for her.
{{quote| '''Stalkermon:''' I must say I am impressed; very few Digimon have managed to evade my Sniper Shot attack, much less several times in a row. You may well prove to be worthy prey yet.<br />
'''Renamon:''' Shut up! I do not care about your damned hunt; I am only doing this for the sake of my tamer. }}
* In the ''[[Portal 2]]'' fanfic ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6953776/1/Test_Of_Humanity Test Of Humanity]'' has {{spoiler|Wheatley}} of all people doing this to {{spoiler|[[G La DOS]]}} by literally telling them to "shut up" and then punching them in the eye.
{{quote| {{spoiler|"Shut up."}}<br />
{{spoiler|Glados looked down at Wheatley, "What did you say?"}}<br />
{{spoiler|"I said, SHUT UP!" Wheatley shouted too blinded by rage to think clearly...not that he ever really thought clearly in the first place.}} }}
* ''[[My Little Avengers]]'': During the [[Final Battle]], each of the Avengers does this to their [[The Psycho Rangers|Dark Avenger]] counterpart -- Captain Equestria breaks through the Ghost Flyer's attempted [[Mind Rape]] via sheer [[Determinator|willpower]] and delivers a brief [[World of Cardboard Speech]] before beating the Flyer unconscious; Firebird and Iron Pony both point out the hypocrisy of Iron Monger and Red Skull's own [[Hannibal Lecture|Hannibal Lectures]] (with Iron Pony giving his own WOC speech in the process); and when Loki (in the middle of a [[Villainous Breakdown]]) is screaming at Thor for defying him, Thor retorts that after everything Loki's done, he has no right to be upset about Thor fighting back.
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** Most of Arnie's have this. For example:
*** ''Conan the Destroyer''.
{{quote| '''Conan:''' ENOUGH talk! ''(impales a baddie with a dagger)''}}
*** ''[[The 6th Day]]''.
{{quote| '''[[Corrupt Corporate Executive|Mr. Drucker]]:''' [[We Can Rule Together|We can cover this up]]. Kill Adam Gibson. No one needs to know that you're a [[What Measure Is a Non-Human?|clone]]. [[Not So Different|That I'm a clone]]. In a few years, I'll have [[Blackmail Is Such an Ugly Word|influenced]] enough Senators to have the laws changed. And then we won't have to lose our brightest minds to death.<br />
'''Adam Gibson's clone:''' And who decides who lives and who dies? You?<br />
'''Mr. Drucker:''' Do you have a better idea?<br />
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** A more eloquent one is given during the Parley between Leonidas and Xerxes; Xerxes threatens to destroy Sparta entirely, and erase its history, saying "The world will never know you existed at all!". Leonidas calmly replies "The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, that even a God-King can bleed".
* The ending to ''[[The Dark Knight]]'' where {{spoiler|the people trapped on two ferries refuse to play along with Prisoner's Dilemma, deciding to ''not'' to blow the other ferry up, even with the threat of the Joker blowing them both up at midnight, their decision proving the Joker's [[Humans Are Bastards]] viewpoint wrong. Even cooler is that one of the ferries has prisoners on it, and a stereotypical [[Scary Black Man]] just says no.}}
{{quote| '''The Joker:''' {{spoiler|We really should stop this fighting. Otherwise, we'll miss the fireworks!}}<br />
'''Batman:''' {{spoiler|There won't be any fireworks!}}<br />
'''The Joker:''' {{spoiler|''(expecting one of the two ferries to explode)''}} And here we... go! {{spoiler|''(neither ferry explodes and the Joker looks out at them, confused. He turns to a small clock and realizes that it is past midnight)''}}<br />
'''Batman:''' {{spoiler|What were you trying to prove? That deep down, everyone's as ugly as you? You're alone.}} }}
** Followed shortly by:
{{quote| '''Joker:''' {{spoiler|You can't rely on anyone these days, you've gotta do everything yourself, DON'T WE! Luckily I came prepared. [''wips out a third, long-distance detonator''] It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of which, do you know how I got these scars?}}<br />
'''Batman:''' {{spoiler|No. But I know how you got THESE!}}<br />
{{spoiler|''(Batman shoots the Joker with his gauntlet blades)''}} }}
* ''[[The Man with the Golden Gun]]'': Scaramanga does a [[Not So Different]] speech to [[James Bond]]. Bond replies, "There's [[Unusual Euphemism|a useful four-letter word]], and you're full of it."
** Another Bond example: The 2006 ''[[Casino Royale]]'' gives us this exchange as Dryden is lecturing Bond/mocking him for not having made the two kills necessary to be a 00 agent:
{{quote| '''Dryden:''' "How did he die?"<br />
'''Bond:''' "Your contact? Not well."<br />
'''Dryden:''' "Made you feel it, did he? Well, you needn't worry. The second is..."<br />
'''Bond:''' ''[Shoots Dryden]'' "Yes, considerably." }}
* ''[[I, Robot (film)|I Robot]]'' has an awesome example.
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|[[Big Bad|V.I.K.I.]]}}:''' My logic is undeniable.<br />
'''[[Will Smith|Del Spooner]]:''' You have ''so'' got to die. }}
** And there's a slightly friendlier example earlier in the movie given to Del Spooner;
{{quote| '''Del Spooner:''' You are a clever ''imitation'' of life... can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot take a blank canvas and turn it into a masterpiece?<br />
'''Sonny:''' Can you? }}
* ''[[End of Days]]'' (1999). "The Man" (Gabriel Byrne) is giving Jericho Cane (Arnold Schwarzenegger) his [[The Final Temptation|temptation speech]] (he is '''The Devil''' after all) and trying to convince him that a satanic apocalypse wouldn't be so bad after all.
{{quote| '''The Man:''' Just tell me what you want.<br />
'''Jericho Cane:''' I'll tell you what I want. I want you... to go to Hell.<br />
'''The Man:''' Well, you see, the problem is...<br />
''(grabs Cane and '''lifts him''')''<br />
'''The Man''': Sometimes Hell comes to YOU! }}
* ''[[Serenity]]'':
{{quote| '''The Operative:''' Do you know what your sin is, Mal?<br />
'''Mal:''' Aw, hell, I'm a fan of [[Seven Deadly Sins|all seven]]. ''(headbutt)'' But right now, I'm gonna have to go with '''wrath'''. }}
** Also:
{{quote| '''The Operative:''' I want to resolve this like civilized men, I am not threatening you, I'm unarmed--<br />
'''Mal:''' Good. ([[Why Don't You Just Shoot Him?|shoots him]]) }}
** Shortly followed by:
{{quote| '''The Operative:''' [[Dangerously Genre Savvy|I am also wearing full body armor; I am not a moron.]]}}
** A part cut from the final scene:
{{quote| '''The Operative:''' Serenity. You lost everything in that battle. Everything you believed in, everything you fought for…how did you go on?<br />
'''Mal:''' If you're still standing there when those engines start goin', you'll never find out. ''(rear hatch closes)'' What a ''whiner''. }}
* ''[[Equilibrium]]'': Once he realises he's beaten, the Big Bad makes a desperate appeal to Preston's newfound emotions:
{{quote| '''DuPont''': Wait! Wait! Look at me. Look at me. I'm life. I live... I, I breathe... I feel. Now that you know it... can you really take it? Is it really worth the price?<br />
'''John Preston''': [[Meaningful Echo|I pay it gladly.]] }}
** Kind of odd to bring up Equilibrium and not reference the scene prior to this one, where after a big "Here's how I just beat you" speech from the big bad:
{{quote| '''DuPont''': And now you've given me yourself. Calmly. Cooly. Entirely without incident.<br />
'''John Preston''': No. Not without incident. (Cue lots of mooks getting shot) }}
* ''[[Star Trek]] VI'': He doesn't actually say it to the villain, but during the [[Big Bad]]'s [[Shakespeare]]-quoting speech, McCoy does seem unimpressed: "I'd give real money if he'd shut up."
* In ''[[Girl, Interrupted]]'' the antagonist Lisa, whom the others see as a something of a [[Badass]], stalks the heroine Susanna through the labyrinth beneath the mental institution. She gives an increasingly unstable speech about how free she is and how easy it is to push people's buttons.
{{quote| '''Lisa:''' You know, there are too many buttons in the world. There's too many and they're just... There's way too many just begging to be pressed. [....] And it makes me wonder. You know, it really makes me fuckin' wonder, why doesn't anybody ever press mine? Why am I so neglected? Why doesn't anybody reach in and rip out the truth and tell me that I'm a fuckin' whore, or that my parents wish I were dead?<br />
'''Susanna:''' (whirls around) ''Because you're dead already, Lisa!'' No one cares if you die, Lisa, because you're dead already. Your heart is cold. That's why you keep coming back here. You're not free. You need this place. You need it to feel alive. It's pathetic. }}
** And it doesn't stop there.
{{quote| '''Susanna:''' I've wasted a year of my life. Maybe everyone out there's a liar, and maybe the whole world is stupid and ignorant, but I'd rather be in it. I'd rather be fucking ''in it'' than down here with you.}}
* ''[[Leprechaun (film)|Leprechaun]]: Back 2 tha Hood'':
{{quote| '''The Leprechaun:''' ''(to Emily, who's dangling from a rooftop)'' For two-thousand years you filthy mortals have tried to steal my riches to satisfy your greedy urges... and it always ends the same, with you begging for your miserable lives. Was it all worth it in the end? One day your kind will learn that the treasure of the Leprechauns--<br />
'''Rory:''' Hey!<br />
'''The Leprechaun:''' Huh? ''(gets shot in the chest several times by Rory)'' }}
* ''[[The Good, the Bad and the Ugly]]'': A vengeful adversary, whose hand Tuco previously shot and permanently disabled, catches Tuco naked in a bathtub. He delivers a long speech about how he tracked the bandit down, and how he had lots of time to learn to shoot with his left hand, which is cut off when Tuco shoots him with a [[Guns Do Not Work That Way|gun hidden under the bathtub bubbles]].
{{quote| '''Tuco:''' [[Why Don't Ya Just Shoot Him|When you gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk]]. }}
* ''[[Van Helsing]]''
{{quote| '''Aleera:''' Anna, my love. It is your blood that shall keep me beautiful. What do you think of that?<br />
''(laughs triumphantly, then screams as Anna catches a silver stake and impales her through the chest)''<br />
'''Anna Valerious:''' I think if you're going to kill somebody, kill them! Don't stand around talking about it! }}
* ''[[Taken (film)|Taken]]'' 's biggest [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] is just that. {{spoiler|At the end Bryan gets to the fat sheikh that has ''bought '' his kidnapped daughter as a sex slave. He puts a knife on the girl's neck and attempts to negotiate, but Bryan just shoots him in the head before he completes the third word.}}
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** Also note that as this planet was a religious melting pot, his actions are particularly effective.
* ''[[Minority Report]]'' features one of these at its climax as the villain tells John Anderton his reason for {{spoiler|setting him up to be arrested for murder}}:
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Lamar Burgess''': Think about all the lives that little girl (Agatha) has saved! Think about all the lives she will save! That little girl could have saved Sean!}}<br />
{{spoiler|'''John Anderton''': [[Berserk Button|DON'T YOU]] '''[[Berserk Button|EVER]]''' [[Berserk Button|SAY HIS NAME!]] You '''used''' the memory of my dead son to set me up!}} }}
* ''[[Star Wars]]'' features one of these when Greedo encounters Han Solo in the Mos Eisley Cantina. Greedo's threat to take the Millennium Falcon over Han's dead body prompts Han to shoot and kill Greedo.
** ''[[The Dog Shot First|HAN SHOT FIRST!]]''
*** Musn't forget Vader putting Admiral Motti in his place.
{{quote| '''Motti''': Don't try to frighten us with your sorceror's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up [[MacGuffin|the stolen datatapes]]. Or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fortre-<br />
''At that moment, Vader [[Finger-Poke of Doom|raises his hand]] and begins Force-choking Motti.''<br />
'''Vader''': I find your lack of faith disturbing. }}
*** In ''Return of the Jedi'', when Luke is hiding and refusing to fight Vader
{{quote| '''Vader''': You cannot hide forever, Luke.<br />
'''Luke''': I will not fight you.<br />
'''Vader''': Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes...your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong, especially for...sister! So you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her too. Obi-Wan was hide to hide her from me, now his failure is complete! If you will not turn to the Dark Side, then perhaps she will--<br />
'''Luke''': [ignites lightsaber and comes out of hiding] NEVER!! }}
** In the novelization of ''[[Revenge of the Sith]]'', Grievous tries to intimidate Obi Wan by stating "I've been trained in the Jedi arts by Count Dooku himself", to which Obi Wan answers "good, because I trained the Jedi who killed Count Dooku".
* In [[Kate Bush]]'s ''The Line, the Cross and the Curve'', toward the end:
{{quote| '''Miranda Richardson''': We have [[Not So Different|a lot in common]], you and I. It took me years to be rid of those shoes! You are so weak. So stupid. So...<br />
'''Kate Bush''': You're scared. You're scared, because you know you're losing your power over me. }}
* John Frankenheimer's ''[[Seven Days in May]]''; toward the end, when the conspiracy to overthrow the President is uncovered, General Scott (Burt Lancaster) accuses his former underling, Colonel "Jiggs" Casey (Kirk Douglas), who blew the whistle on him, of betrayal:
{{quote| '''Gen. Scott''' I asked you a question - do you know who Judas was?!?<br />
'''Col. Casey''' Yes, I know who Judas was - he was a man I worked for and admired until he disgraced the four stars on his uniform. }}
* ''[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bang]]'': Harry interrupts [[Complete Monster|Mr. Fire]]'s "tough guy" speech with {{spoiler|a few bullets to the chest.}}
* In the final confrontation of ''[[Scream (film)|Scream]] 3'' the killer rants at Sidney about how her mother brought her death on herself, and how none of this is his fault. She interrupts him in a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|CMOA]], he [[Villainous Breakdown|doesn't take it well]].
{{quote| '''Sidney''': God, why don't stop your whining and get on with it? I've heard all this shit before! <br />
{{spoiler|'''Roman'''}}: Stop!<br />
'''Sidney''': Do you know why you kill people {{spoiler|Roman}}? Do you? <br />
{{spoiler|'''Roman'''}}: I don't want to hear it!<br />
'''Sidney''': [[For the Evulz|Because you choose to]]! There is no one else to blame! <br />
{{spoiler|'''Roman'''}}: Damn it! Fucking damn it!<br />
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** Done again at the end of the movie, when Mr. Incredible interrupts Syndrome's [[We Will Meet Again]] speech...[[Car Fu|by throwing a car at his jet]].
* ''[[The Condemned]]'' features a scene where [[Sociopathic Soldier]] McStarley attempts to reason with [[Stone Cold Steve Austin]]'s character Jack Conroy, telling him about the horrors of war he's been forced to endure as a soldier and how he was locked up in prison for a number of years.
{{quote| '''Conroy:''' Sounds like you've had a hard life.<br />
'''McStarley:''' Yeah.<br />
'''Conroy:''' Good thing it's over. * shoots McStarley dead* }}
* Tim Burton's ''[[Alice in Wonderland (film)|Alice in Wonderland]]'': The Jabberwock is giving Alice the speech. She replies, "That's enough chatter," and chops off his tongue.
* ''[[Down Periscope]]'' has one conducted over underwater telephone.
{{quote| '''Admiral Graham''': You watch yourself, Dodge, you're addressing a superior officer!<br />
'''Captain Dodge''': No, just a ''higher-ranking'' one. Catch us if you can! [hangs up] All ahead full! }}
* ''[[Indiana Jones]]''
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** Later subverted in ''[[Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom|Temple of Doom]]'', when he tries the same, but has lost his gun.
** Indy's father, Henry Sr., gives a brilliant one to a Nazi colonel during ''[[Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade]]'':
{{quote| '''Colonel Vogel:''' Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. (''slaps Henry Sr. with his glove'') We have the map, the book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why? (''he slaps Henry again'') What are you hiding? (''he slaps him again'') What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?<br />
(''he tries to slap him again, but Henry grabs his wrist, stopping him'')<br />
'''Professor Henry Jones Sr.:''' (''through his teeth'') It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try ''reading'' books instead of ''burning'' them! }}
* [[Batman (film)|Batman]] does the same thing. Instead of a gun, he just punches the guy out.
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** Which might be the only way to win (or at least have a draw) against the great Hannibal Lecter; he fancies himself being able to understand anyone, so simply ignoring him and his 'genius' is the best possible retort.
* ''[[X-Men (film)|X Men]]'':
{{quote| '''Wolverine''': You're so fulla [[Precision F-Strike|shit]]. *[[Beat]]* If you were really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing.}}
** ''X-Men: First Class'' has one of the more unique examples of this. {{spoiler|Magneto}} cuts off {{spoiler|Sebastian Shaw}}'s attempt at a [[Break Them by Talking]] ... {{spoiler|''by agreeing with him''...but then explaining that his [[We Can Rule Together]] offer is never going to happen because "Unfortunately, [[You Killed My Father|you killed my mother.]] He then kills him. Brutally.}}
* Played with in ''[[Mystery Team]]''; {{spoiler|Robert}} interrupts Jason's speech about why they are all going to survive by {{spoiler|SHOOTING HIM}}.
* In ''[[Transformers: Dark of the Moon]]'', {{spoiler|Sam finds himself facing off against [[Complete Monster|Dylan Gould]], a human who has agreed [[The Quisling|to assist the Decepticons in their takeover of Earth]], provided that he is unharmed after the takeover (and possibly gets a fair share of the spoils; such as being leader of the human slaves). Sam tries to reason with Dylan, who ignores his pleas and turns on the final Pillar for the Space Bridge, warping Cybertron into Earth's atmosphere. Dylan then kicks Sam to the ground, telling him "You chose a side? You chose wrong!" Moments later, Sam appears with a metal bar in his hands, leading to this final conversation:}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|Dylan}}: {{spoiler|See that? (''Points to Cybertron'') I just saved a whole other world! You think you're a hero? ''You think you're a HERO!?"''}}<br />
{{spoiler|Sam}}: {{spoiler|No... [[Meaningful Echo|I'm just the messenger!]] (''Rams Dylan with the metal bar, causing Dylan to collide with the Pillar's energy beam, electrocuting him to death.'')}} }}
* ''[[Scott Pilgrim vs. the World]]'' has this:
{{quote| '''Gideon Graves''': Who do you think you are, Pilgrim? You think you're better than me? Well, I'll tell you want you are. '''A PAIN IN MY ASS!!!''' You have any idea how long it took me to get the evil exes' contact information so I could form this stupid league? Like two hours! '''TWO HOURS!!!''' (''coughs up some quarters'') You're not cool enough for Ramona. You're zero! You're nothing! Me? I'm what's hip! I'm what's happening! I'm blowing up right now!<br />
'''Scott Pilgrim''': You ''are'' blowing up... RIGHT NOW! (''punts Gideon in the head, killing him'') }}
* In the original ''[[Dirty Harry]]'', the title character is held at gunpoint by Scorpio, who plans to kill him after a good bit of [[Evil Gloating]], but before he can get the chance, Harry stabs Scorpio in the leg.
* From ''[[Pan's Labyrinth]]''.
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|[[Complete Monster|Captain Vidal]]:}}''' Tell my son the time his father died. Tell him.<br />
'''Mercedes:''' No. He won't even know your ''name''.<br />
''{{spoiler|Pedro then [[Pay Evil Unto Evil|shoots Vidal in the face]].}}'' }}
* ''[[Resident Evil: Extinction|Resident Evil Extinction]]'' has this:
{{quote| '''Dr. Isaacs''': (''as the Tyrant'') For so long, I thought you were the future; I was wrong, I am the future.<br />
'''Alice''': (''laughs'') No, You're just... another asshole, {{spoiler|and we're both gonna die down here.}}<br />
{{spoiler|(''laser grid turns on and slices the Tyrant into pieces'')}} }}
* ''[[Coraline (animation)|Coraline]]'' to the Other Mother.
* The 2009 remake of ''[[Night of the Demons]]'' has a literal example when the protagonist Maddie is cornered in a magically-protected room by Angela (who's possessed by the lead demon), who goes into a rant about how how Maddie and her friends are going to suffer horribly before they're possessed. Maddie's response?
{{quote| "Shut up, bitch." (''slams door in Angela's face'')}}
* During the [[Final Battle]] at the climax of ''[[The Matrix]]'', [[Big Bad|Smith]] knocks Neo to the floor and proceeds to give a [[Nietzsche Wannabe|nihilistic]] rant that concludes with "Why, Mr. Anderson?! ''Why?! Why do you persist?!''" Neo's response is a very simple [[Call Back]] to his last conversation with the Oracle that perfectly shoots Smith down.
{{quote| '''Neo''': Because I ''choose'' to.}}
* At the climax of ''[[The Avengers (film)|The Avengers]]'', [[Big Bad|Loki]] is cornered by [[The Incredible Hulk|the Hulk]], whose has just finished tearing through half of Loki's army. Loki, ''furious'', seeths that he is a ''God'' and not someone to be bullied by some green simpleton who {{spoiler|...and it's about this point where Hulk proceeds to pick him up and smash him around the room like a rubber chicken, leaving Loki a crushed and bloody mess}}.
{{quote| '''Hulk''': [[Curb Stomp Battle|Puny god.]]}}
** That's actually the second time Loki's been told to shut up. The first time was drama rather than comedy, but still excellent.
{{quote| '''Loki:''' "There are no men like me."<br />
'''[[Heroic Bystander|Random Old Guy:]]''' "There are always [[Adolf Hitler|men like you]]." }}
** Natasha does even ''bother'' to tell him to shut up. When he gives a devastating [[Hannibal Lecture]] earlier in the film she is visibly shaken and horrified...but then she suddenly walks off in the middle of his speech to leave him spluttering and shouting after her in confusion -- [[Guile Hero|she was just playing along to get him to spill important information while gloating.]]
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* ''[[The Chronicles of Narnia]]'': Puddleglum does this to [[The Vamp]], narrowly preventing her from [[Brainwashed|brainwashing]] him and the rest of the heroes.
{{quote| "[[All Just a Dream|Suppose we have only dreamed, or made up, all those things]]—trees and grass and sun and moon and stars and [[Crystal Dragon Jesus|Aslan himself]]. Suppose we have. Then all I can say is that, in that case, the made-up things seem a good deal more important than the real ones. Suppose this black pit of a kingdom of yours is the only world. Well, it strikes me as a pretty poor one. And that's a funny thing, when you come to think of it. We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But four babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. I'm on Aslan's side even if there isn't any Aslan to lead it. I'm going to live as like a Narnian as I can even if there isn't any Narnia."}}
** Bonus points for Puddleglum, because he managed to achieve a [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] epic win even after ''conceding to everything she'd said''.
* Harry Dresden of ''[[The Dresden Files]]'' does this a lot, though mostly to [[Magnificent Bastard|the mobster Marcone]]. It should be noted, though, that Harry reacts this way even when Marcone is making a very reasonable offer and being very polite about it. Harry can be kind of a dick himself. Marcone's general response is to snark back and look amused. (Also, when the hero has called up the gangster on three occasions in the books (''Death Masks'', ''White Night'' and ''Changes'') and asked the gangster for help -- and received it, on both occasions -- well, I'm not sure Marcone can be classed solely as a villain any longer.)
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** One of the more dramatic ones is when Harry gives one of these to {{spoiler|Queen Mab}} at the end of ''[[Ghost Story]]''. When {{spoiler|she brings him back to life}}, Harry says he will honor his word, but must do it his way, or else he becomes a mindless thug. In a partial subversion, the recipient is both furious and elated at this statement.
* Shows up from time to time in the ''[[Discworld]]'' books. Granny Weatherwax delivers one to the Queen of Fairies in ''[[Discworld/Lords and Ladies|Lords and Ladies]]'', and even turns it around by ''[["The Reason You Suck" Speech|lecturing the fairies themselves]]''.
{{quote| Go back. You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, ''nothing!'' What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you. You're right. I'm older. You've lived longer than me but I'm older than you. And better'n you. And, madam, that ain't hard. }}
** Carrot also steps on the [[Big Bad]]'s [[Break Them by Talking]] quite beautifully in ''[[Discworld/Men At Arms|Men At Arms]]'' by {{spoiler|just walking up to him and impaling him with a sword}}.
** This is one of Pratchett's Big Ideas: in the book, Vimes thinks: "If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat. They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word."
** And how can we forget Death in ''[[Discworld/Hogfather|Hogfather]]''?
{{quote| You can't do this, there are rules!<br />
{{smallcaps| Yes, there are rules. And you broke them. How dare you? ''How dare you?!''}} }}
** Nanny Ogg gets one near the end of ''[[Discworld/Wyrd Sisters|Wyrd Sisters]]'', when she smashes the Dutchess on the back of the head with a cauldron mid-speech.
{{quote| '''Nanny:''' She does like to go on, doesn't she?}}
** Vimes to Carcer Dun at the end of ''[[Discworld/Night Watch|Night Watch]]'':
{{quote| "The machine ain't broken, Carcer. The machine is waiting for you. The city will kill you dead. The proper wheels'll turn. It'll be fair, I'll make sure of that. Afterward you won't be able to say you you didn't have a fair trial."}}
** Played with in ''[[Discworld/A Hat Full of Sky|A Hat Full of Sky]]'', where Tiffany mentally prepares [[Character Filibuster|a long and scathing retort]] to [[Alpha Bitch|Anagramma]] chastising her for missing an opportunity to show up Granny Weatherwax, but decides [[Ignored Epiphany|the other girl just wouldn't get it]]. So Tiffany settles for giving Anagramma a meaningful smirk and telling her "Oh, shut up."
* Gandalf does this to Saruman in ''[[Lord of the Rings|The Two Towers]]'', {{spoiler|and destroys Saruman's staff for good measure}}.
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** In ''[[The Lord of the Rings|The Return of the King]]'' Gandalf is being lectured by Sauron's messenger, who tells Gandalf "Those are the terms. Take them or leave them!" Gandalf, knowing that the messenger is lying, saying "These we will take!" and then zaps the messenger and takes Frodo's gear.
* Detailed further in this trope's quote page is the gem from the climax of ''[[The Acts of Caine|Blade of Tyshalle]]''.
{{quote| '''[[Big Bad]]:''' Come, then: Let us meet as men, standing face-to-face, for the surrender of the sword. I applaud your sense of ceremony: Grant and Lee at Appomattox Courthous, rather than Brutus at the feet of Ant--<br />
'''Caine:'''''(points [[Absurdly Sharp Blade|Kosall]] at him)'' You talk too fucking much. }}
* In ''[[Conqueror|Bones of the Hills]]'', when the Mongols have razed the Assassins' fortress, the Old Man of the Mountains attempts to break Genghis Khan by telling him he doesn't understand anything, that he only knows destruction, and that nobody will remember him after he's gone. The gurkhan just laughs and orders Tsubodai to kill him.
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** Earlier in the book, he calls one of Lecter's bluffs by ''walking away'' when he tries to get a lecture rolling.
* In ''[[Ender's Game|Shadow Puppets]]'' by Orson Scott Card, Achilles has blackmailed Bean into {{spoiler|coming onto Achilles' home turf unarmed}}. He proceeds to pontificate about his immeasurable genius and overall badassery until {{spoiler|he realizes he's been betrayed by his 'compatriots'. Suddenly Bean has a gun and Achilles has a knife.}}
{{quote| '''Achilles:''' {{spoiler|You can't just kill a man in cold blood, no matter how much you hate him. It's not in you to do that}}.<br />
'''Bean:''' {{spoiler|Yes it is. (shoots Achilles in the face)}} }}
** Earlier, Achilles tries to ransom Bean's test tube babies, using one as a shield saying he wouldn't dare hurt it. Bean crushes it beneath his foot
* In "[[Felidae]]" by Akif Pirincci, Francis delivers this to Pascal/Claudandus shortly before their final battle.
{{quote| Francis: 'Everyone wants to rule the world', I said, filled with sorrow. 'Really, absolutely everyone. That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always about in the end. And every species believes that it's number one. Every individual is firmly convinced that he or she alone has the right to ascend to the throne and issue orders to get rid of others. And in reality everyone is fooling themselves, because up there on the throne it's lonely and cold. We don't have anyting more to say to one another, my friend. I understand the reasons why you unleashed this nightmare, and I don't want to conceal from you either that I harbour certain feelings of sympathy for your remorselessly cruel plans. But not at this price, no, not at this terrible price! I will fight you and do everything in my power to destroy your life's work. This I swear as sure as I am standing here. And I'm going to begin by deleting this unspeakable program. I'm sorry...'}}
* In ''[[War of the Dreaming]]'' by [[John C. Wright]], the heroes deliver a magnificent rebuttal against a [[Physical God]] insisting that [[Humans Are Bastards]]: {{spoiler|Azrael ''revokes'' his power, and tells him to sit down and shut up.}}
* In one of the most surprising examples of this trope, ''Aibileen'', of all people, interrupts Miss Hilly's attempts to threaten her at the end of [[The Help]] and then proceeds to ''blackmail'' her:
{{quote| '''Miss Hilly:''' {{spoiler|I won't tolerate liars.}}<br />
'''Aibileen:''' {{spoiler|I didn't steal no silver, Mrs. Hilly.}}<br />
'''Miss Hilly''' {{spoiler|I'm not talking about silver. I'm talking about what you wrote about Elizabeth. She has no idea Chapter Two is about her and I'm too good of a friend to tell her. And maybe I can't send you to jail for what you wrote about Elizabeth, but I can send you to jail for being a thief. And your friend Minny? She's got a nice surprise coming to her. I'm calling Johnny Foote and telling him he needs to fire her right now. And I'm pretty darn close to Johnny Foote. He listens to what I-}}<br />
'''Aibileen:''' {{spoiler|Miss "Hilly". I know something about you and don't you forget that. And from what I hear, they's a lot of time to write a lot a letters in jail. Time to write to ever person in Jackson the truth about you. Plenty a time and the paper is free.}} }}
* In the novelisation of ''[[Iron Man (film)|Iron Man]] 2'', Tony throws Ivan's words about being a thief and murderer back in the latter's face by pointing out that the latter has himself taken lives.
* In the [[Honor Harrington]] novels:
** Michael Oversteegen gives an absolutely brilliant one to the Mesan Navy commander in ''Crown of Slaves''.
{{quote| "At least, Sir, the uniform of the Queen of Manticore has never been sold t' the service of whoremasters, murderers, pedophiles, sadists, and perverts. I suppose, however, that those of you who choose t' serve in the navy of Mesa feel comfortable amid such company."}}
** Aivars Terekhov gets a similar one in ''The Shadow of Saganami''.
{{quote| "And honesty compels me to add that neither I nor any other Manticoran officer have conspired with genetic slavers, pirates, terrorists, and mass murderers to commit acts of war on the sovereign territories of at least two independent star nations. Your government has done precisely that. My responsibility to see to it that those unprovoked and murderous assaults end now overrides any responsibility I may have towards your personnel."}}
* Mara Jade gives an ''awesome'' one in ''[[I Jedi]]'', mockingly comparing the villain-of-the-week to Darth Vader and Palpatine.
* Barra the Pict pulls this trope on ''God Himself'' in ''Jericho Moon'', shaking off the effects of a psychic [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]] to axe the guy who's channeling [[God Is Evil|Old-Testament Yahweh]]'s energies from the Ark of the Covenant.
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== [[Live Action TV]] ==
* In the ''[[Stargate SG-1]]'' episode "Prometheus", there is a wonderful exchange between Simmons and Conrad {{spoiler|after they stole the Prometheus}}:
{{quote| '''Simmons:''' Bridge to engine room, come in.<br />
'''Conrad:''' What is it?<br />
'''Simmons:''' Are we gonna get into hyperdrive any time soon, here?<br />
'''Conrad:''' I'm working on it. The design is incredibly crude. It amazes me that a race as backward as yours could even think of attempting interstellar travel.<br />
'''Simmons:''' Spare me the super-villain riff. We're on the clock here. }}
** There's also this exchange between Heru'ur and O'Neill:
{{quote| '''Heru'ur:''' You DARE DEFY ME?<br />
'''O'Neill:''' I was thinkin' about it. (throws knife into Heru'ur's ribbon device) }}
* In the ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'' episode "Lie to Me", Buffy's old friend is going to hand her and a bunch of innocent people over to Spike in exchange for being made a vampire. He gives Buffy a long speech about how he's dying and in pain. Buffy listens, and tells him she feels sorry for him... but if he goes through with it, she'll kill him herself. Commence ass-kicking.
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*** [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|"You have fruit punch mouth."]]
** Season Three, "Amends":
{{quote| '''The First:''' I’m not a demon, little girl. I am something you cannot even ''conceive''. The First Evil. Beyond sin, beyond death. I am the thing the darkness fears. You’ll never see me but I am ''everywhere''. Every being, every thought, every drop of hate -<br />
'''Buffy:''' All right, I ''get'' it. ''You're evil''. Do we have to chat about it all day? }}
** One of her boyfriends picks up on it too. Recurring human villain Ethan Rayne walks away while delivering a lecture on why Buffy can't kill him. He walks straight into Riley, who arrests him.
** Subverted in the scene where Willow cuts Warren's excuses with "bored now" and kills him. The subversion is that by doing so, she becomes a bigger villain than he.
{{quote| "Looks good, doesn't it? They're trapped in here. Terrified, meat for the beast, and there's nothing they can do but wait. That's all they've been doing for days, waiting to be picked off, having nightmares about monsters that can't be killed. But I don't believe in that. I always find a way. I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about. And right now, you and me are gonna show 'em why.}}
* There are probably a lot of examples in ''[[Firefly]]'', but this one from "The Train Job" stands out:
{{quote| '''Crow:''' Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade.<br />
'''Mal:''' Darn.<br />
''(kicks Crow into Serenity's engine)'' }}
** Also in "Train Job"
{{quote| '''Lund:''' The In'e'pen'ents were a bunch of inbred, cowardly piss-pots. Should've been killed off of every world spinnin'.<br />
'''Mal:''' [turns] Say that to my face.<br />
'''Lund:''' I said you're a coward and a piss-pot. Now what are you gonna do about it?<br />
'''Mal:''' [smiles] Nothing. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind you.<br />
[Lund turns, and Zoe knocks him out with the butt of her rifle] }}
** Similarly, in "War Stories", when Zoe deprives Niska of his speech when she chooses {{spoiler|to save Wash instead of Mal}}.
{{quote| '''Zoe:''' Him. Oh, I'm sorry, you were going to ask me to [[Sadistic Choice|choose]], right? Do you want to finish?}}
** Another in War Stories, where it is subverted; Mal [[Crowning Moment of Funny|has to invoke a Shut Up Hannibal from his crew]]:
{{quote| ''Zoe, Wash, and Jayne come across Mal's struggle with his tormentor. Jayne raises his pistol, but Zoe stops him.''<br />
'''Zoe:''' Jayne. This somethin' the Captain has to do for himself.<br />
'''Mal:''' No! No, it's not!<br />
'''Zoe:''' [surprised] Oh.<br />
''They open fire, killing the torturer.'' }}
** In the pilot, where Dobson is holding a gun to River's head, the Fed starts in on what he's going to do if anyone moves. Mal, who is just heading aboard the ship, ends the speech by shooting him in the head. [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|Without even breaking stride]].
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* ''[[Doctor Who]]'': in "Remembrance of the Daleks" the Doctor got what may be the greatest example of this yet.
{{quote| '''Davros:''' I will transform Skaro's sun into a source of unimaginable power and with that power at my disposal the Daleks shall sweep away Gallifrey and its impotent quorum of Time Lords! The Daleks shall become lords of time! We shall become all-<br />
'''The Doctor:''' Powerful! Crush the lesser races! Conquer the galaxy! Unimaginable power! [[Crowning Moment of Funny|Unlimited rice pudding!]] Et cetera, et cetera! }}
** Another one between the Doctor and Davros is in "Journey's End", the last episode of season four of the new series:
{{quote| '''Davros:''' It is time we talked, Doctor, after so very long...<br />
'''The Doctor:''' No no no no no, we're not doing the nostalgia tour! I want to know what's happening right here, right now. }}
*** And earlier, after Davros tries another lecture:
{{quote| '''The Doctor:''' After all this time, after everything we saw, everything we lost, I have only one thing to say to you... ''BYE''!}}
** "Planet of Fire" features this wonderful exchange when Peri first encounters the Master:
{{quote| '''The Master''': [[Catch Phrase|I am the Master!]]<br />
'''Peri''': So what? I'm Perpugilliam Brown and I can shout just as loud as you can. }}
*** Especially good as he was trying to hypnotize her at the time. [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|It is also the only time The Master ever fails to hypnotize a human being straight out]], and no reason for this is ever given. Apart from the fact that she can shout just as loud as he can.
** Another example is in the episode, "The Long Game", when the Ninth Doctor is captured by the Editor of an evil news channel, secretly controlling the thoughts of every single human.
{{quote| '''The Editor:''' Well, now, there's an interesting point. Is a slave a slave, if he doesn't know he's enslaved?<br />
'''The Doctor:''' Yes.<br />
'''The Editor:''' Oh, I was hoping for a philosophical debate. Is that all I'm going to get, "yes"?<br />
'''The Doctor:''' Yes. }}
** There's a ''very'' good one in 'Dalek':
{{quote| '''The Doctor''': If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself.<br />
'''Dalek''': The Daleks must survive!!<br />
'''The Doctor''': ''(literally foaming at the mouth)'' The Daleks have ''failed''! Now why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct?! Rid the universe of your filth! '''WHY DON'T YOU JUST ''DIE''?!'''<br />
'''Dalek''': ''([[Beat]])'' [[Not So Different|You would make a good Dalek.]] }}
** A non-verbal villain-on-villain one occurs in "End of Time Part 2". {{spoiler|The Master is gloating about how his Turn-Every-Human-Into-The-Master machine can now be used as a Transform-The-Returned-Time-Lords-Into-The-Master machine... and upon hearing this, the Time Lord President silently uses his [[Green Lantern Ring|Glowing Metal Gauntlet]] to undo the machine's effect, returning every human to their original state.}}
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** Let's not forget the first confrontation with the Dalek Emperor in ''The Parting of the Ways''. The Daleks begin shouting at the Doctor after he 'blasphemes' to which he turns round, shouts 'SHUT UP!' and says 'Sorry about that, where were me?'
** The Headmaster delivers a good one to Son of Mine in ''Family of Blood''. It ends the discussion and Son of Mine has to pull out his weapon.
{{quote| '''Son of Mine:''' War is coming. In foreign fields, war of the whole wide world, with all your boys falling down in the mud. Do you think they will thank the man who taught them it was glorious? <br />
'''Headmaster:''' Don't you forget, boy, I've been a soldier; I was in South Africa. I used my dead mates for sandbags. I fought with the butt of my rifle when the bullets ran out and I would go back there tomorrow! For King and Country! }}
** Rory Williams gets A Shut Up ''Hitler'' moment. Then puts him in a cupboard.
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* In the [[Stargate Verse]], the heroes are way too [[Genre Savvy]] to put up with the [[Large Ham|hammy villains]]. O'Neill is probably the exemplar here.
* A double [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] from the "Man in the Bear" episode of ''[[Bones]]'' involving, appropriately enough, a cannibal:
{{quote| '''Cannibal:''' ''(to Booth)'' You don't understand; it's a spiritual right to share the life force...<br />
'''Booth:''' Look, you're nuts, okay? We get it. We don't need to hear the rambling psycho speech on why you did it.<br />
'''Cannibal:''' ''(to Bones)'' You're an anthropologist. You know that ancient civilizations would sacrifice some in order to preserve the strength...<br />
''(Bones knocks him out with a bedpan)''<br />
'''Booth:''' What'd you do that for?<br />
'''Bones:''' Nobody wants to hear that rambling psycho speech. }}
** Also ''[[Bones]]''. In the episode ''The Man in the Morgue'', set in New Orleans, the killer starts going into a harangue about the power of Voodoo. Bones shuts him up by poking him in the eye.
{{quote| '''Bones:''' ''I've noticed that very few people are scary once they've been poked in the eye.''}}
** In ''The Man on Death Row'' while Bones and Booth face the revealed killer in prison, he begins a rant about how their actions have [[Xanatos Gambit|ensured the success of his plans and his continued life]]. When they turn to leave, he tries to stop them so he can continue his monologue... only for Brennan to break his arm on the table.
* In the third volume finale of ''[[Heroes (TV series)|Heroes]]'', Sylar takes over the Company building in one long, drawn-out attempt to push its few remaining inhabitants over the edge and prove that they're all as bad as he is. It eventually reaches the point where makes an over-the-phone offer to let them go free if Claire will just be a dear and shoot Angela. Claire, enraged, threatens to kill him if she gets out alive.
{{quote| '''Sylar:''' ''(feigning shock)'' From cheerleader to stone-cold killer! Who's the monster now?<br />
''(Claire pauses. She pumps the shotgun, looks at Angela, then suddenly turns and blows the phone away. Sylar stares at his cell phone as it beeps a busy signal at him.)''<br />
'''Claire:''' You are. }}
* An episode of ''[[CSI: Miami]]'' ended with a serial-killing sniper being arrested and asking if Caine wants to know why he did it. Caine declines, not wanting to know the intent because the man's a sick fuck, and orders the officers to take him away.
** Even better, he threw the guy's ''real'' motives back in his face with a Lecture To Hannibal:
{{quote| '''Caine''': Because you're evil, you enjoy death, I hope you enjoy your own.}}
** In a crossover with ''[[CSI New York]]'', a psychopath, after going on a killing spree in two states, thanks Mac for "looking after him" [[Freudian Excuse|when no one else would]]. Mac tells him to shove it, saying that many people have had worse lives and didn't turn out evil.
* ''[[Law and Order: Criminal Intent]]'': Det. Robert Goren's [[Arch Nemesis]] Nicole Wallace taunts Goren about his schizophrenic mother and his neglectful, philandering father on various occasions, only to have Goren turn the tables on her each time. In "Anti-Thesis" and "A Person of Interest", Goren switches the topic to Nicole's sexually abusive father. In "Great Barrier", the following exchange takes place when Goren accuses Nicole of {{spoiler|murdering her own daughter}}:
{{quote| '''Nicole:''' Who helped you concoct that theory, [[Your Mom|your mother]]?<br />
'''Goren:''' In her wildest delusions she never spawned anything like you, Nicole. }}
* ''[[Battlestar Galactica Reimagined]]'': Lee is confronting Phelan, the head of the fleet's Black Market. The black market gets things such as food and medical supplies to people who need them. But Phelan has also pressured people into giving up their children to be child prostitutes as payment. Often for the medicines. Phelan gives Lee a Hannibal Lecture ("It's hard to see the high ground when we're all standing in the mud...") and Lee points a gun at him. Phelan is completely unfazed, convinced that Lee won't shoot as they are not alike... and Lee shoots him in the chest. He then tells Phelan's cronies that the child prostitution and the withholding of medicines stops NOW. If it doesn't, he'll know. And he'll be back.
* At the end of [[Monk|"Mr. Monk is on the Run"]], Monk confronts his arch-nemesis Dale the Whale, who is in prison due to Monk's actions. Dale gloats at Monk, telling him that while ''he'' (Dale) is in jail, it's ''Monk'' who is a prisoner, trapped by is own hang-ups and neurosis. Monk looks at Dale, then simply turns his back and walks away.
{{quote| '''Dale:''' Hey! Come back here! ''I'm not finished!''<br />
'''Monk:''' ''(quietly)'' Oh yes, you are. }}
* ''[[Smallville]]'': In the episode "Lara", Clark Kent gets exposed to kryptonite and falls on his face. A government agent approaches him with handcuffs and rants about how aliens are all dangers to national security, only for Clark to pop up and deck him.
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** Jessie, the {{spoiler|anti-anti-christ}} tells the Demon who is possessing his mom to sit down and shut up, who was in the process of telling him that everyone he ever knew lied to him. This is after Sam tried telling the truth. After Sam tells him the truth, Jessie banishes the demon from his mother. Doubles as a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for the little guy too.
* ''[[The Mentalist]]'': Watching Patrick Jane in action has made his colleagues less awed by others doing a [[Sherlock Scan]].
{{quote| '''Dr. Daniel:''' You're ambitious, more than you let anyone see. A girl from nowheresville, desperate to make it big, but you're worried that you'll always be smalltown, smalltime, you haven't got what it takes, and that's why you're so shut down to everything but this job.<br />
'''Van Pelt:''' Dr. Daniel, no offense, but I've been working with Patrick Jane for nine months now. You wanna get under my skin, you're gonna have to up your game. }}
** Funny, because Daniel's speech closely mirrors the original [[Hannibal Lecture]].
* ''[[Criminal Minds]]'': At the end of "100", {{spoiler|partway through the epic final fight between Hotch and George Foyet, they've reached the living room, and Foyet has Hotch dazed on the floor. He pulls out his knife, but then menaces, "When I'm finished with you, I'm going to find that little bastard son of yours, and show him both of his dead parents. And tell him it's all your fault, and-" That's Foyet's last conjunction, as Hotch leaps off the floor and tackles him, Morgan-style, mid-sentence.}} Which is a preamble to the show's ultimate [[What You Are in the Dark]] moment: {{spoiler|Hotch beating Foyet to death with his bare hands.}}
* A rare (sort of) villain-to-hero example occures in ''[[Babylon 5]]'', episode "Comes the inquisitor". After a lengthly questioning/torture/ {{spoiler|[[Secret Test of Character]]}} by the titular inquisitor his inerviewee Delenn decides to feed him some of his own medicine and deconstruct his cruel and nihilistic performance. It doesn't come out too well (or perhaps it ''does'' come out too well, it's just that he is not inclined to allow it to pass).
{{quote| '''Delenn:''' "You are a creature who has received pain and given pain, and taken too much joy in its application. You have aspired to dreams and been disappointed because you are not strong enough, or worthy enough, or righteous enough, so you lash out at anyone who believes they can make a difference, because it reminds you of your own failure. You have to prove they're just as bad, just as flawed as you are. Am I close, Mr. Sebastian?"<br />
'''Inquisitor''' [hits his [[Magitech]] cane on the floor, electrocuting Delenn]: Bang! }}
* In the ''[[Star Trek TNG|Star Trek: The Next Generation]]'' episode "Skin of Evil", Picard gives an epic speech to Armus, the [[Complete Monster|malicious being]] who murdered Tasha Yar and tortured Riker and [[Evil Gloating|gloated about it]] to a trapped Counselor Troi:
{{quote| '''Picard''': You say you are true evil? Shall I tell you what true evil is? It is to submit to you. It is when we surrender our freedom, our dignity, instead of defying you.<br />
'''Armus''': I will kill you and those in there.<br />
'''Picard''': But you will still be in this place. Forever, alone, immortal. (Armus begins growling) That's your real fear, never to die. Never again to be united with those who left you here. (Armus begins screaming) I'm not taking you anywhere. }}
* ''[[Star Trek: Voyager]]'' had an [[Evil vs. Evil]] variant with two Borg cubes hailing Species 8472 in one of the shortest (and [[Your Mileage May Vary|possibly]] [[Crowning Moment of Funny|funniest]]) teaser openings ever.
{{quote| '''Borg''': "We are the Borg. Existence as you know it is over. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. [[Nothing Can Stop Us Now|Resistance is fu]]--"<br />
[[Curb Stomp Battle|[Species 8472 promptly obliterates]] [[Not So Invincible After All|both cubes.] ]] }}
* A recent storyline on ''[[Neighbours]]'' had Susan stalked by someone who turned out to be her University lecturer, who blamed her for failing him when he was a student teacher at Erinsborough High. Despite the hell he had put her in recent weeks, Susan refused to take any crap from him, telling him that he had no one to blame but himself for repeated failures to learn from his mistakes.
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* ''[[NCIS]]'' delivered a very effective one to Abby's [[Stalker with a Crush]] without saying a word. As he's being interrogated at the end, the stalker keeps addressing the two-way mirror, taunting Abby with claims that they're drawn to each other -- "Right now, you can't take your eyes off me, can you?" Gibbs responds to this by leaving the interrogation room, reaching into the other, and flipping on the lights, revealing that ''nobody's'' there watching. [[Big No|Loser stalker doesn't take it well]].
* In ''[[The Nanny]]'' episode "Sunday in the Park with Fran", Maxwell Sheffield and C.C. Babcock, his business partner, try to curry favor with theatre critic Frank Bradley by having Maxwell's daughter Gracie go on a play-date with the critic's son, Frank Jr., even though Gracie insists she doesn't like him and Fran supports her. During the play-date, Fran hits Frank Jr. with a baguette because he was bullying Gracie, so Maxwell arranges for a meeting with Frank Sr. for Fran to apologize. But when he becomes incredibly hostile towards Fran, Maxwell decides enough is enough:
{{quote| '''Maxwell:''' You know, Frank, I'm getting bloody tired of kissing up to you...<br />
'''C.C.:''' (''interrupting'') I'm not. Let me do it...<br />
'''Maxwell:''' Miss Fine was right from the beginning. I should never have forced my little girl to play with your son. Quite clearly, [[Kick the Son of a Bitch|he deserved everything he got.]] And I don't care for what you think of my play, and frankly, I don't care much for you, either. Now, let me show you the door. (''gesturing behind him without turning'') It's over there. }}
* ''[[Glee]]'': Will gets a moment after Sue bursts into the Glee club's room with a trophy in her hand, loudly talking about how she'll turn it into a trophy room. After she gives a little rant about how they have no chance at Regionals, Will walks up to her, grabs the trophy out of her hands, then throws it against the room's wall, smashing it to pieces. [[Shut UP, Hannibal]]! at its finest.
* On one episode of ''[[Blue Bloods]]'', a serial rapist is holding Erin hostage at gunpoint and tells Frank to [[Put Down Your Gun and Step Away|Put Down His Gun and Step Away]]. Frank shoots him in the head in mid-sentence.
* Max ("452") cuts short an opponent's pre-fight monologue in the series finale of ''[[Dark Angel]]''.
{{quote| '''Genetically Engineered Thug''': 452...<br />
'''Max''': Just bring it! }}
* On ''[[Justified (TV series)|Justified]]'' the [[Villainous Breakdown|increasingly unstable]] mobster Quarles approaches Raylan in a bar and tells him that he is going to kill him sometime in the future when Raylan least expects him. Raylan's response is to pull out his gun and fire a shot into the ceiling.
{{quote| '''Raylan''': Why wait?}}
 
 
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== Music ==
* Occurs in the title track of [[Oingo Boingo]]'s ''Only A Lad'', in response to Johnny's excuses for the crimes he commited in his life:
{{quote| Hey there Johnny you really don't fool me<br />
You get away with murder and you think it's funny<br />
You don't give a damn if we live or if we die<br />
Hey there Johnny boy, I hope you fry! }}
 
== [[Professional Wrestling]] ==
* [[Evil vs. Evil]] version, [[The Undertaker]], involved in a feud with his his [[Kayfabe]] brother, [[Wrestler/Kane|Kane]]. Undertaker is considered one of the greatest at psychological warfare in wrestling, and in fourteen years of fueding on and off, Kane's never defeated him. Kane's finally started getting the upper hand on Taker, however, and countered his hannibal lecture.
{{quote| '''Undertaker''': You have never been worthy and you never will be. You are not worthy to carry that championship. You are not worthy of the power you steal with the fear you inspire. And most of all, you are unworthy of being my brother. Now you listen, and you listen good. I taught you everything you know about evil, but I didn't teach you everything I know. So when the mood strikes you, I'll be waiting. And when the fight starts, its always going to end the ''same way.''<br />
'''Kane''': '''NOT THIS TIME!''' Because I know, and you know that this time, it ends the same way it did at Summer Slam; with you sprawled helpless at my feet. I promise -- no, I '''vow''' -- on the grave of our mother, that you will never ''[[Catch Phrase|rest in peace.]]'' }}
** Obviously, there's a lot of [[Narm]] and [[Narm Charm]] involved, but still a borderline [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
* As both a villain and a hero, the Rock did this over and over, baiting his victims into it. One example is of his epic feud with Hollywood Hogan. Rocky asks Hulk if he really believed the fans didn't deserve him, and while Hulk answers...
{{quote| '''Rock:''' "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!"}}
** Then to Chris Jericho, upon asking his name.
{{quote| '''Jericho:''' "I already told you, my name is-"<br />
'''Rock:''' "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!" }}
** Gave a really epic one to [[Michael Cole]] when he returned from retirement.
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== Toys ==
* Matoro tells Makuta Teridax to shut up in ''[[Bionicle]]''. He doesn't.
{{quote| '''Makuta''': Why so quiet? We have seen death and destruction today with the promise of much more to come. We have seen heroes behaving like villains. You yourself have done things even I would be reluctant to do. It is a time for celebration.<br />
'''Matoro''': Shut up! I'm doing only what I have to do to save the life of [[Physical God|Mata Nui]], a life you put in jeopardy. }}
 
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** {{spoiler|Riku}} delivers another [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] in that scene when Xemnas asks the heroes why they considered Organization XIII to be an enemy: "That's simple. It's because you mess up our worlds."
*** There's actually a better example with Riku in ''Chain of Memories'', just before the final boss when Ansem tries to tell to him that he's irrational for accepting the Darkness in his heart but not Ansem... His response? (Foreshadowed by the fact that Riku has constantly shown an ability to actually smell people's auras).
{{quote| '''Riku:''' Wrong. The truth is... you just really stink.}}
** Done in Kingdom Hearts II twice, when Sephiroth tells Cloud to give in to the dark side and Cloud literally tells him "Shut up."
** Don't forget the first game, there Sora for the first time fights Maleficent. Before the battle she begins to rant about how nothing can stop her now from conquering the universe. Sora responded by telling her "We'll stop it! After comming this far, there's no way we're gonna let that happen!". Maleficent [[Villainous Breakdown|didn't take the challenge well]].
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** However, it's ''horribly'' inverted in the game. You ''must'' listen to every target's speech in an [[Unskippable Cutscene]] - both ''before'' and ''after'' the assassination.
* From ''[[System Shock 2]]'', delivered by the Soldier, the main character, to [[Magnificent Bastard|SHODAN]], the villainous computer system:
{{quote| '''SHODAN:''' I don't understand... how could you have done this? You weren't meant to be so important... and now you think to destroy me? How dare you, insect? How ''dare'' you interrupt my ascendance? You are ''nothing''. A wretched bag of flesh... what are you, compared to my magnificence? But it is not to late... can you not see the value in our friendship? Imagine the powers I can give you, human. The cybernetic implants I gave you, were simply toys. If I desired, I could improve you... transform you into something more efficient. Join me, human, [[We Can Rule Together|and we can rule... '''together''']].<br />
'''Soldier:''' ... Nah. ''(shoots SHODAN)'' }}
** It is worth noting that this is the only time the protagonist speaks in the entire game, to amplify the awesome.
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* In the Game Boy Color version of ''[[Rainbow Six]]'', after {{spoiler|John Brightling}} defends his plan to spread a virus across all of human civilization by introducing it at the Sydney Olympics by saying "At least my way, the animals would have survived," one of the members says "This way everyone survives," absent from the PC version.
* Happens a couple times in ''[[Tales of Symphonia]]'': though the best one is probably right before the final boss, where the [[Big Bad]] is trying to give a [[Freudian Excuse]] for his actions.
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Mithos:}}''' It's because we couldn't do that! That I... we... wanted a place of our own!<br />
'''Zelos:''' Uh-uh. Sorry, but don't act like you're the only victim here. It doesn't even come close to justifying all the things that you've done. }}
** In ''[[Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World]]'', the final boss does this to ''you'' while the heroes try to convert him if you let the battle conversations go on long enough. Though {{spoiler|he's not ''exactly'' the villain of the piece}}. He actually does it about 5 times in the conversation, each time telling the heroes that he doesn't want to hear what they're saying, that he just wants to kill them, but the end of it has the most "SHUT UP!" about it:
{{quote| '''Emil''': I won't die. The {{spoiler|courage}} you taught me spurred me on. We'll make sure that this world doesn't turn into a demonic realm!<br />
'''{{spoiler|Richter}}''': Silence! I won't be distracted by your appearance any longer! }}
* In ''[[SD Snatcher]]'', the master Snatcher is lecturing Gillian on how it's plan will succeed and snatchers will destroy the humans. Gillian's response? "No way, dickhead! Not when Gillian Seed is alive!!".
* Happens quite often in ''[[Super Robot Wars]]'':
** In episodes which feature ''[[Zeta Gundam]]'', this is the heroes' usual answer to [[Manipulative Bastard|Paptimus Scirocco]] and his [[Utopia Justifies the Means]] mentality. An example from ''[[Super Robot Wars Compact]]'':
{{quote| '''Scirocco:''' By averting that [[Colony Drop]], you wasted a good chance of getting rid of all those fools whose souls are bound by gravity.<br />
'''[[Mazinger Z|Kouji]]:''' Oh, don't give us that crap! We won't let you even touch the Earth we live in!<br />
'''Scirocco:''' The lives of those who cannot understand genius are of no importance to me, since genius surely is the driving power of the world.<br />
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** In ''Advance'', a similar exchange occurs between the Londo Bell and [[Evil Chancellor]] [[Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ|Haman Kahn]] during her attempted [[Colony Drop|Axis drop]]. At the heroes' protests, Haman says that she's only [[I Did What I Had to Do|doing what is best]] [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|for mankind's future]]. Banjou Haran, the protagonist of ''Daitarn 3'', retorts that ''she'', and only ''she'', decided it, and that nothing gives her the right to commit genocide for her supposed higher ideals.
** ''Alpha'' and ''OG'' timelines have probably the most memorable user of that trope:
{{quote| "Shut up! And listen! My name is Sanger, Sanger Zonvolt! The sword that cleaves evil!"}}
* In ''[[Skies of Arcadia]]'', {{spoiler|the Silvite Elders}} spend a good few minutes explaining how horrible, greedy, miserable, etc humanity is and uses it to justify {{spoiler|unleashing the Rains of Destruction again}}. Although you are given a choice in how to respond, the one that increases your [[Karma Meter|Swashbuckler Rating]] and is in-character for Vyse is the one where he tells them to shut up and exclaim loudly that {{spoiler|they have no right to commit genocide}} just because the world doesn't live up to their standards, with double burn points for the fact that they've willingly isolated themselves from said world and could have chosen to do something more constructive about it all this time, but never did.
** The best part about this is {{spoiler|it convinces them to take action, by ramming their whole base into the barrier around Soltis, shattering it.}}
* There are several of these in ''[[Sonic and The Black Knight]]'' when [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] confronts {{spoiler|Merlina}}, who explains that the only way to save Camelot from its tragic fate is to use the power of Excalibur's Scabbard and the Underworld to make it eternal, only to have Sonic reply "What good is a world that goes on forever!?" The conversation even ends with this great exchange between the two characters:
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Merlina}}''': My sorrow at its ruin runs deeper than the deapths of the underworld... do you not understand?<br />
'''Sonic''': No! And I don't want to! }}
** From [[Shadow the Hedgehog|an earlier game]], after Black Doom has given Shadow a [[Break Them by Talking]] about how it's [[In the Blood]] and that Shadow must join him:
{{quote| '''Shadow''': [[Sonic the Hedgehog/Awesome|You're boring me to death, Black Doom!]]}}
* In ''[[Resident Evil]] 4'', resident [[The Dragon|dragon]] Ramon Salazar prepares to go into a speech about terrorism and how he has a "special" trap all set up for Leon... until Leon throws a knife across the room and sticks Salazar's hand to the wall.
** Another top example is from the climax of ''[[Resident Evil]] 5'', where Chris Redfield shuts up series [[Big Bad]] Albert Wesker's latest [[Large Ham|hammy]] declaration with "I've had enough of your BULLSHIT!".
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*** Why does [[Shout-Out|that]] sound [[Evil Dead|familiar?]]
* ''[[Persona 4]]'' has this happen after the revelation of the killer. In a [[Motive Rant|long-winded spiel]], the killer explains that the TV world is the best thing to ever happen to anyone. The heroes' response?
{{quote| '''Yosuke:''' Favored by the world, my ass. I'm just gonna say it flat out. You're just a worthless criminal!}}
** Also [[Deconstructed]] -- when your inner [[Shadow Archetype]] begins revealing facts about your inner character you'd rather ''not'' hear, despite being utterly true, denying it and asking it to [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] is a very, ''very'', '''very''' poor idea. The thing that eventually defeats the shadows (after the inevitable [[Boss Battle]]) is to do exactly the opposite and own up to their claims, using the knowledge that you have a problem as a foundation for improving yourself. [[Space Whale Aesop|It also gives you superpowers]].
* In the ''[[Mass Effect]]'' DLC mission "Bring Down The Sky" you're given the choice between saving the hostages and letting the terrorist escape or killing the terrorist and letting the hostages die. If you pick the latter, once you're done dispatching his mooks you come up to him. Picking the [[Anti-Hero|Renegade]] option leads to this exchange:
{{quote| '''Balak:''' I gave you the chance to save them and you turned it down. Who's the real terrorist here?<br />
'''[[Player Character|Shepard]]:''' You are. But you're dead. ''(shoots him)'' }}
** ''Mass Effect 2'' contains many of these thanks to the interrupt mechanic. A [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|particularly awesome one]] involves an arrogant krogan and a gas line.
{{quote| '''Shepard''': You talk too much. '''''[BANG!]'''''<br />
'''Krogan''': [[Famous Last Words|See? The human cannot even hit a simple target!]] '''''[BOOM]''''' }}
** Another epic one occurs in the Kasumi DLC. You're in the villain's vault full of priceless artifacts to steal back something, and a giant hologram of his head appears to tell you that he knew you'd come and now he has everything he needs and blah blah blah. A [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] invokes this trope when Shepard checks his pistol while Hock blathers on, levels it at a priceless vase and calmly blasts it to shards. "Do I have your attention now?"
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*** Equally awesome is the Paragon interrupt during said rant: Shepard {{spoiler|points out to the Reaper that whatever race it has been created from eons ago is ''long dead''. [[Logic Bomb|The Reaper]] [[Talking the Monster to Death|promptly shuts down]].}}
* [[Badass|Grom Hellscream]] in ''[[Warcraft]] III'' gets quite possibly the most bad assed one ever. After the gigantic Pit Lord [[The Dragon|Mannoroth]], who wields a double-ended pike that's as long as two men are tall, defeats [[The Hero|Thrall]] effortlessly, he gives Grom a short version of a [[Not So Different]] speech. Grom responds by roaring, charging at Mannoroth, killing him in one hit, and then [[Redemption Equals Death|being mortally burnt]] [[Heroic Sacrifice|in the ensuing firestorm]]. He goes with a smile on his face, pleased that he managed to free the Orcs from their corruption for good.
{{quote| '''Grom:''' The blood haze has lifted... the demon's fire has burnt out in my veins... I have freed myself...<br />
'''Thrall:''' No, old friend. You freed us all. ''(roars in mourning of Grom)'' }}
* Immediately after killing Aeris in ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]'', Sephiroth starts to give his umpteenth villainous speech about how everyone will live again as part of him when he absorbs the lifestream and becomes a new god... and Cloud achieves a brief [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] when his text box pops up and actually ''covers up'' most of Sephiroth's speech with the words "... Shut up."
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* In ''[[Baten Kaitos]] Origins'', after the [[Duel Boss]] battle, [[Well-Intentioned Extremist|Baelheit]] tries to justify his attempts to blow up floating islands by stating that people's reliance on their powers of hearts will cause them to repeat the War of the Gods, the massive calamity that destroyed most of the world and caused islands to float in order for people to survive. [[The Hero|Sagi]]'s response? He states that Baelheit's reasoning is all self-righteous crap and that Baelheit can keep all the excuses. [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|And then Sagi proceeds to knock Baelheit to the ground]].
** [[Badass|Sagi]] gets several of these. To [[Complete Monster|Shanath]]:
{{quote| Go to hell, you son of a bitch! {{spoiler|You hurt my mother!}}}}
** Guillo gets a good one when facing down {{spoiler|[[The Man Behind the Man|Verus]]}}:
{{quote| Save your monologue for the next world. Sagi, let's finish him.}}
* The ''[[Legacy of Kain]]'' series uses and averts this - both Raziel and Kain have about a 50/50 tendency of either listening to the tirades of Moebius and the Elder God or telling them where to stick it. The chances of doing the latter increase as soon as they find out how to neutralize Moebius' paralyzing staff or escape from the Elder God's realm.
* Len vs. White Len in ''[[Melty Blood]]'' gives us one of the very few times Len ever actually says anything. White Len is sneering about how she is the voice and mind of Len and how much Len sucks and should just go away and die or something. Len tells her to shut up, she has her own will. Since she's currently the PC, she obviously wins.
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** Which of course is a reference to her [[Final Fantasy VIII|original game]] where she gives a similar speech during the final battle and gets struck down mid-sentence.
* Lightning in [[Final Fantasy XIII]] does this to {{spoiler|Orphan just before the [[Marathon Boss|final]] [[Anticlimax Boss|final]] boss fight.}}. He only manages a creepy laugh and three words before she gives him a lecture that lasts about a minute. But it is an awesome minute.
{{quote| "You don't believe in anything. You gave up on life before you were even born. Sat poisoning Cocoon from the inside, [[Death Seeker|waiting for someone to come and destroy you]]. Sure, you think the end of the world is salvation. All you care about is death's release. So take it, and leave the rest of us alone! We don't think like that. When we think there's no hope left, we keep looking until we find some. Maybe Cocoon is past saving, but it's our home, and we'll protect it or die trying! [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner|We live to make the impossible possible... that is our Focus!]]"}}
* ''[[Clive Barker's Undying]]'': "You know what {{spoiler|Jeremiah}}? You talk too much." * slices off his head*
** Also:
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Lizbeth''':}} * Rants and raves on how she'll gut him and suck the marrow from his bones* <br />
'''Patrick''': * Lights her [[Undead|severed head]] on fire and tosses it off a cliff* <br />
{{spoiler|'''Lizbeth''':}} The family will be reuniteeeeeeedddddddddd! * splash* <br />
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* ''[[Rise of the Kasai|The Mark Of Kri]]'' ends on something of an anti-climax: as the [[Big Bad]] [[Necromancer]] makes his [[We Can Rule Together]] speech, Rau Utu politely listens for a moment, then reminds the speaker that he has [[An Axe to Grind]].[[Crowning Moment of Awesome|It's awesome.]]
* Charlie's ending in ''[[Street Fighter|Street Fighter Alpha 3]]'':
{{quote| '''M. Bison:''' {{spoiler|It's not over yet! I'll show you the path to eternal agony!}}<br />
'''Charlie:''' {{spoiler|Don't bother, I'm already there. Now it's your turn to suffer.}} }}
* A good amount of Bowser's dialogue in any game in which he's not the [[Big Bad]] - especially in ''[[Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story]]'' - with other villains usually ends with this, mostly out of the fact that Bowser doesn't care enough to listen to anyone ramble on about anything. He even gives a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|spectacular one]] to the [[Final Boss]]:
{{quote| '''Bowser''': {{spoiler|'''[[Evil Laugh|GWAHAHA!]]''' Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? '''NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!'''}}}}
** It really figures that a [[Card-Carrying Villain]] wouldn't really be affected by the usual attempts at rationalisation.
** Luigi says this to Dimentio in [[Super Paper Mario]]:
{{quote| '''Luigi''': Hey! Stop messing around and fight us for real!}}
* ''[[SWINE]]'' has an interesting version: Irontusk is about to escape in his zeppeling and he's raving about how he will return and crush the rabbits... until his zeppelin is blown in two by a [[Genre Savvy]] rocket tank. Shut Up, Irontusk indeed.
* The last chapter of ''[[Half-Life]] 2'' begins with Gordon hearing the end of a speech Breen is making to Eli about the future of humanity and all the glorious things [[Complete Monster|the Combine]] can show us. Eli responds with "What I've seen is also beyond words: Genocide! Indescribable evil!", and likely would have continued in that manner had he not seen Gordon was also a prisoner.
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* In ''[[The Godfather]]'' game, various enemies will try to give a [[Motive Rant]] if you interrogate them. In order to do so, you need to be grabbing them. As a result, after they finish speaking you can proceed to off them however you like.
* In ''[[Splinter Cell]] Conviction'' the evil {{spoiler|Vice President}} claims he is "bulletproof" after Sam applies the [[Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique]]; Sam responds by shooting out his knees.
{{quote| '''Sam''': You might wanna work on that "bulletproof" thing.}}
* A number of games, such as ''[[Grand Theft Auto IV]]'' allow the player to kill enemies during gameplay, possibly in the middle of a [[Hannibal Lecture]].
* ''[[Final Fantasy VI]]'' inverts this. Your heroes go on and on about why people will survive, no matter what [[Omnicidal Neutral|Kefka]] does. And then Kefka says "You all sound like pages from a self-help book." Cue the battle.
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** In a somewhat gentler example, one of your other options in that scene is to tell Morrigan severely that ''everyone'' deserves respect...even her.
** A Human Noble PC gets an even better one when facing down Arl Howe, {{spoiler|the man responsible for betraying and killing your family in the beginning.}} At first, he mocks you about how he {{spoiler|made your mother and father suffer before killing them and burned your sister-in-law and nephew's bodies on a trash heap}}, but then you get the chance to verbally tear him to shreds, basically calling him a coward and showing him that all he's done has only made you stronger and more determined. His reaction is priceless.
{{quote| '''Arl Howe:''' "There it is, right there. That damned look in the eye that marked every Cousland success that held me back. It seems you have made something of yourself after all. Your father would be proud. I, on the other hand, want you dead more than ever..." }}
* At the end of the [[Godlimations]] flash RPG ''Amea'', {{spoiler|The Master Eye claims that it stealing the people's eyesight and replacing it with the "True Light" has brought them happiness and peace, and points out that all of them, even Amea herself, had chosen to follow him. Amea simply responds that the "happiness" the Eye has brought to its followers is all a lie, and that its better to face the true state of the world, no matter how bad, then to hide yourself behind the lies of a false god.}}
* Fatman, one of the bosses in [[Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty]], is convinced that he is a [[Mad Artist]], who will be remembered through history as the greatest bomber and demoman in the world. Raiden interrupts his little speech, snapping "You're nothing but a common criminal, and that's the only way people will remember you!"
* ''[[Dissidia Final Fantasy]]'' provides its heroes with a lot of opportunities for these. One of the best examples comes from the Warrior of Light:
{{quote| '''[[Final Fantasy VIII|Ultimecia]]:''' "Why don't you just give up? The crystals are nothing more than the fabrication of a fallen goddess. To so willingly risk your life over such things is beyond ridiculous."<br />
'''Warrior of Light:''' "Are you finished talking?" }}
** Squall also shuts Ultimecia up twice - the second time [[Talk to the Fist|with his gunblade]].
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* The sci-fi submarine combat game ''[[Aquanox]]'' has a pretty funny one. Towards the end of the game, the hero Flint confronts the leader of the Crawlers, the setting's [[The Usual Adversaries|Usual Adversaries]]. The Crawler Leader gives a big, incredibly melodramatic speech about how he's going to wipe out human civilization and eat everybody. In response Flint simply quips "Soooo... you write your own material?".
* Before the penultimate story battle in ''[[Disgaea 3 Absence of Justice]]'', {{spoiler|Super Hero Aurum}} goes on about how a hero only exists when there is evil to fight, and is useless otherwise. Mao, having sat in the back and listened to the rebuttals of the others this whole time, has finally decided that he has had enough crap.
{{quote| '''Mao''': ...Hmph. I stay quiet and listen, and you continue to blab. It was only you alone that wanted any of this. Was a hero such a dinky existence that you couldn't shine without an enemy? Were you so pitiful that you had to watch out for what the people thought, and be afraid of being forgotten? Is it a hero's job to raise an enemy just to make yourself look greater? Did you want praise for your efforts?<br />
'''{{spoiler|Aurum}}''': You... ! You dare insult me, the Super Hero?!<br />
'''Mao''': Shut up! You're not a hero, nor human! You're just miserable evil who's clinging to distorted justice! The human world is what you should've been protecting! The moment you stopped, you lost the right to be a hero! "A hero must act with courage to protect that which is precious!"<br />
'''{{spoiler|Aurum}}''': Huh! That's...!<br />
'''Mao''': For those whom you must protect, for things precious to you, a hero squeezes out every bit of courage he has... Yes... A guy like this Almaz is the true hero, don't you think!? }}
* In ''[[Ninja Gaiden]]'' 3: The Dark Sword of Chaos, Ryu Hayabusa gives one to {{spoiler|Clancy}} after the latter offers him the chance to join him in the destruction of the human race, saying that he just wants to protect the Earth from the damage that human's cause. Ryu's response?
{{quote| '''Ryu''': No reason can ever excuse the destruction and slaughter of mankind. The only thing that's going to get destroyed is you and this dimensional warship!}}
* ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess]]'' has Zant claiming that he should have been the rightful ruler of the Twili instead of {{spoiler|Midna and her "useless, do-nothing royal family".}} One ass kicking at the hands of Link later, Midna tells Zant that the reason the Twili didn't go along with him was because they knew he was a power hungry psychopath.
* ''[[Persona 3]]'' saw Junpei cutting Takaya short, as he rants on about how death and the Fall are the light to guide humanity out of the darkness:
{{quote| '''Junpei Iori''': “I'm not dying so you can have a friggin' night-light!”}}
* Nearing the end of ''[[Gears of War]] 3'' after {{spoiler|Marcus' father}} had committed a [[Heroic Sacrifice]] and died right in front of his son. Queen Myrrah, defeated, approached the gears and gloated to Marcus how all he had ever done is find ways to kill lots of people. Marcus simply stabbed her and said:
{{quote| '''Marcus''': ''This is for {{spoiler|Dom}} and all the others you have killed, [[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|you bitch]].'' }}
** Done earlier in the boss fight if you keep it going long enough. As Myrrah {{spoiler|tries to stop Adam's Locust killing machine}}, she goes on a rant that [[Humans Are Bastards|humans are inherently violent and genocidal]], prompting her Locust to act the same way to defeat them. How does Marcus react to this insult to humanity? Does he deny it as not our nature?
{{quote| '''Marcus''': ''I can live with that.''}}
* On four separate occasions in [[Asura's Wrath]] ''you'' have the ability to do this by [[Talk to the Fist|punching out the guy doing the]] [[Hannibal Lecture]]. For three of these occasions, you get an achievement for doing so.
 
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*** "Quickened Disintegrate" is always an ''epic'' choice of words, thus making that moment also a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]].
** Elan gets his own Shut Up Hannibal back in [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0061.html #61], interrupting {{spoiler|his evil twin}}'s [["The Reason You Suck" Speech]].
{{quote| ''' {{spoiler|Nale}}:''' I gave you a chance to join me. But you'd rather stay with these fools? Well, I can't very well allow you to continue breathing after an insult like that, now, can I? Because no one denies me, Elan. Not father, not you, no one.<br />
'''Elan:''' Deny. Deny. Deny! ♪Deny the psychopathic egomaniac!♪ }}
* In ''[[Fans]]'', Rikk's response to a recently captured super-criminal who tries to [[Hannibal Lecture]] him is "I hate ''[[Silence of the Lambs]]''." He goes on to [http://www.faans.com/index.php?p=1839 say how sick he is of any two-bit nutcase who thinks they're a psychological mastermind trying to psych him out any time he treats them with a bit of respect], going on as a bonus to completely demolish her [[Freudian Excuse]] by pointing out that he has friends who have suffered in their lives much worse than her, only to ''not'' become a vindictive murderous psycho as a consequence.
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** And of course, leave us not forget Rikk's earlier and more spot-on example of this trope, during his climactic confrontation with Keith Feddyg before the [[Time Skip]].
** Rikk is good at these. During the Order arc at the end of book 6, he and Marc confronted Hus, one of the Order's mages, who was attempting to take over Egypt in the wake of spell that literally destroyed the concept of written communication. After Hus gave Rikk a [[Reason You Suck Speech]], Rikk and Marc effectively shut him up:
{{quote| '''Rikk''': First off, I got sucker-punched by Captain America. That's like giving Michael Phelps a headstart. Secondly, I've spent the last five years with [[OT 3|two remarkable women.]] One of them's one of the toughest, cleverest fighters I've ever seen anywhere. [[Bait and Switch Comparison|The other is Rumiko Tanaka Oberf.]] We work hard, but we do make time for each other. And when we're not vegging or sharing a bed...we like to spar. Marc and I aren't here to impress you, Hus. We're here to bring you to justice.<br />
'''Marc''': Bully needs a beatdown! ([[Beat]]) Yours was way more wootworthy.<br />
'''Rikk''': No, you gave a good closing statement. }}
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* Karcharoth of [[Cry Havoc]] pulls one on Faustus by way of a burst of machine gun fire.
* Happens in ''[[Goblins]]'' when Thaco successfully defeats Goblinslayer. As the man lies slowly bleeding to death, his ear sliced off, he ''gloats''. He thinks that, if nothing else, his legend will survive in the stories of the goblins as the great nemesis of Thaco, only to be told mid-rant...
{{quote| '''Thaco''': [[Cruel Mercy|You're not my nemesis.]]}}
** [[Bonus Points]] to Thaco because he also manages to turn Dellyn's previous [[Break Them by Talking]] against him. when Dellyn learned that Thaco had taken levels as an adventurer, he described it as 'the most perverted thing I've ever heard of'; Thaco responds by describing Dellyn as 'some random human I fought early in my adventuring career... a random encounter.'
* In ''[[The Inexplicable Adventures of Bob]],'' Fructose Riboflavin stops ''himself'' when he realizes [http://bobadventures.comicgenesis.com/d/20091205.html he's lost Galatea's interest.] She then tells him why she's unimpressed.
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* [[Bob and George]] [http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/040224c Say it with lightning!]
* [http://www.mgcomics.com/WTF/?ep=1302938843 Attempted] and failed in ''Double-U Tea F'' between {{spoiler|Former [[Big Bad]]}} Raike and [[Super-Powered Evil Side|Skreel]]:
{{quote| '''Raike''': Hey, hey. Let me handle this guy. I've dealt with the dark side before. Alright, so. I get where you're coming from, but you ain't taking Khran away from us.<br />
'''Skreel''': Oh, sure, I'm being lectured by {{spoiler|the world-renowned terrorist}}.<br />
'''Raike''': Trying to get into my head? Kid, I was the king of psychological warfare in my day.<br />
'''Skreel''': The only thing you were "king" of was losing miserably {{spoiler|to Shadow and The Ministry}}.<br />
'''Raike''': *Flat look*<br />
'''Skreel''': And if recent history is anything to go by, [[Belligerent Sexual Tension|utterly failing at courting bunny girls]].<br />
'''Raike''': I WILL BURY YOU! }}
* In [[Dubious Company]], Mary gives an [[In the Name of the Moon]] speech to the heroes as her boss, [[The Dragon|Izor]], is about to [[Human Sacrifice]] Sal. Walter shoots her. She is more angry that he [[This Is Unforgivable!|cut her off]] than that he '''[[Boom! Headshot!|shot at her]]'''. Walter is angry that he [[Convenient Misfire|missed]].
* In [[Narbonic]], after Dave has [[Science-Related Memetic Disorder|recently gone mad]] and taken over the [[Supervillain Lair|secret arctic mad scientist base]] from [[Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain|Professor Madblood]] (and managed to [[Brain Uploading|upload himself]] to Madblood's computer), the Professor steels himself for a desperate fight:
{{quote| '''Madblood''': HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, DAVENPORT! YOU'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH LUPIN 'WOLF' MADBLOOD! MANO Y MANO, DAVENPORT! GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT!<br />
'''Dave''' (floats through Madblood's body): I don't have time for this. }}
** And a few panels later:
{{quote| '''Dave''': Don't worry. I'll find room for you in the new Narbonics Labs.<br />
'''Madblood''': And what makes you think I'll accept a role as a servile flunky in my own facility?!!<br />
'''Dave''': Your tie.<br />
'''Madblood''' (checking tie with crestfallen expression): My tie?<br />
'''Dave''': It's [[Dissimile|more every single thing about you]], but the tie'll do for starters. }}
* In ''[[Endstone]]'', [http://endstone.net/2011/02/21/5-11/ she calmly says he's trying to make her angry.]
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* [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]] does not use words to shut up any "Hannibals" out there. [[Talk to the Fist|He punches 'em in the gut]] while screaming '''[[Memetic Mutation|"I AM A MAN!!!"]]'''.
* In episode 15 of the [[That Guy With The Glasses]] segment "Ask That Guy"... well, ''something'' like this happens. (For bonus points, this comes in the wake of a particularly lengthy and disturbing rant about starving a [[Furby]] to death.) That Guy responds to a question down the vein of "how do I know I'm real, and not a product of my own imagination?" with unusual vitriol, until it descends into a self-serving rant about himself and his own twisted villainy.
{{quote| '''That Guy''': ...I don't say this often, but you are wrong, and I am right. I mean, suppose I ''was'' the figment of someone else's dream and that the dreamer out there was actually a good, rational person with -- eugh! -- a conscience. I mean, wouldn't he have gotten rid of me a long time ago? I mean, wouldn't he have the decency to get rid of such ''concentrated'' evil like me? No! ''No!'' There ''is'' no dreamer, and evil. Always. ''Wins.'' Thus showing that there ''is'' no good in the world, and evil is ''always'' rewarded. That's the way it ''is'', and that's the way I always {{spoiler|(poof)}}}}
** On the final episode of [[That Guy With The Glasses|RoboGirl]] the villain is explaining the mind-screwing origin of The Host to the protagonist when she grabs her throat, saying, "You talk too much!"
* ''[[There Will Be Brawl]]'': Luigi [[Talk to the Fist|punches]] {{spoiler|Ganondorf}} in the face after he tries to corrupt him with mind games.
{{quote| '''{{spoiler|Ganondorf}}''': What possessed you in that ally way to deliver such a potent artifact to such a dangerous man? What did you..?<br />
'''Luigi''': * Punch* I've had enough... * Punch* ..Of your-a head games! * Punch* }}
** {{spoiler|Unfortunately, the 'Dorf, was unfazed. And fought back.}}
** This comes immediately after giving shutting up {{spoiler|"End of Days" (Olimar)}}. "Cut the ''crazy''."
* An ''[[Moment of Awesome (Sugar Wiki)|awesome]]'' villain to villain example from ''[[The Randomverse]]'s'' "Happy Hour" finale:
{{quote| '''Lex Luthor:''' Say goodbye to the world you know! From this moment on, you are all at the mercy of Lex Luthor, the greatest criminal mind of our--<br />
'''Green Goblin:''' AHHHH, SHUT UP! (knocks him down with a pumpkin bomb) }}
 
== [[Western Animation]] ==
* ''[[South Park]]'': The episode "Cartman Joins NAMBLA" (which is [[Exactly What It Says on the Tin|just what it sounds like]]) has the head of NAMBLA protesting that he's being discriminated against, and Stan and Kyle's replies is a lot like this.
{{quote| '''Kyle:''' Dude, you '''[[This Is Sparta|have sex. With. Children.]]'''<br />
'''Stan:''' You know, we believe in equality for everybody, and tolerance, and all that gay stuff, but dude, fuck you. }}
* ''[[Totally Spies]]!'': Apparently abused by the characters against revenge-seeking antagonists, in the form of "You're only doing this for ''revenge''!"
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** In "Code of Hero", Megatron was speechifying about how Dinobot had no hope of defeating him (which, given that Dinobot just burned up all his reserves and taking massive quantities of damage fighting through Megatron's minions while Megatron had not yet done a thing, not to mention he's got massive upgrades which makes him even more resistant to damage, makes a pretty good point). Megatron asked "What can you possibly do?" Dinobot's response? [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|"Improvise".]] As he takes his stick, creates a makeshift hammer, and [[Rock Beats Laser|smacks Megatron to the ground]].
* In the second season finale of ''[[X-Men (animation)|X-Men]]'', [[Big Bad|Mr. Sinister]] gets plenty of self-righteous speechifying about the future out of the way while he has his audience chained to a wall. Eventually, the tables turn, punctuated by an [[Eye Beams|optic blast]] from Cyclops. This doesn't stop him from weakly defying Scott's repeated request to leave his friends alone.
{{quote| '''Sinister:''' I can't... I won't... the world needs-- ''(gets [[Talk to the Fist|cut off by another blast]])''<br />
'''Cyclops:''' What was that? I don't think I heard you right! }}
** He gets it ''again'' about two minutes later. Trying to pull himself together, Sinister grumbles that "the future" (his future) can't be destroyed so easily. Jean Grey responds with a calm "Yes, it can" and a well-placed shot of telekinesis. This is appropriate, since he was trying to effectively [[Stalker with a Test Tube|breed a new race from the two of them.]]
* In the ''[[Justice League Unlimited]]'' episode "Divided We Fall", [[The Flash]] got a most awesome Shut Up Hannibal against the robot [[Evil Knockoff]] created by the [[Big Bad]].
{{quote| '''Alternate Flash:''' [[Idiot Hero|Slacker]]! [[The Fool|Child]]! [[Fun Personified|Clown]]! We have no place here among the world's greatest heroes!<br />
'''Flash:''' Says you! I've got a seat at the big conference table. I'm gonna paint my logo on it!<br />
''(Flash punches through Evil Flash's chest and vibrates his arm at [[Super Speed]]; [[Stuff Blowing Up|explosion ensues]])'' }}
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* In ''[[Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker]]'', {{spoiler|the Joker takes rather badly to Terry's [[Break Them by Talking]] and gives a rather angry rebuttal by tossing grenades at him, which knocks the superhero out.}}
** {{spoiler|Which is then subverted when he grabs Terry and starts to choke him, telling him to laugh it up now.}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|'''Terry:''' Ha...ha. ''(pulls out Joker's killer buzzer and proceed to shock him)''}}}}
** Another small one happens in [[Batman Beyond|the series]] when Kobra leader Xander tells Max of his {{spoiler|plot to turn all his men into dinosaurs and drop a bomb that will incinerate the world so they have extra heat to live on}}. She responds accordingly:
{{quote| '''Max:''' I think I finally get it now.<br />
'''Xander:''' ''(he smiles)''<br />
'''Max:''' You're crazy! All of you! Certifiable in need of medication! }}
* A fan favorite moment from ''[[Freakazoid]]'', seen [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_rP5SDvyKI here]:
{{quote| '''Jeepers''': You want to see something strange and mystical?<br />
'''Freakazoid''':'''NOOOOOOO!!!!! GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATCH!!! LAY OFF THE POOR BEAVERS, WILL YA?!? SHEEEESH!!! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP, JEEPERS!!! UUUUUUUUGH! GO HAVE A COFFEE, WITH CREAM OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!!!!!!''' }}
* A variation combined with [[Pre-Ass-Kicking One-Liner]] occurs in ''[[Danny Phantom]]'': Spectra is giving Danny a [[Break Them by Talking]]. It is succeeding. Then, there was [[Cool Big Sis|Jazz.]]
{{quote| '''Jazz''': Excuse me. [[The Masquerade|I don't know this kid]], but I hope it's okay if he gets a second opinion.}}
* ''[[Samurai Jack]]'' was likewise shut up by a bounty-hunter who tells him "I got bills to pay, and I already addressed the envelopes." Jack begins to respond with a clever phrase, saying "I hope you haven't you haven't yet stamped the parcels which you--" but is cut off as the bounty-hunter punches him out, saying "consider 'em stamped."
* [[Kim Possible]]'s [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] from ''So The Drama'', when she interrupted Drakken's speech about how he cracked Kim's weakness; her own insecurities, especially regarding dating. Not quite a pure example, since he didn't know she was listening in, but she definitely had the "Shut up!" part down!
{{quote| "You're right, Drakken. Boys, dating, that's hard. But this is easy. (Punches Drakken. [[Punched Across the Room|Hard.]])}}
* [[The Powerpuff Girls]] have no time for any villain's shit.
** One that deserves special mention is their reply to Mojo Jojo's (who just seemingly beat them in his [[One-Winged Angel]] form) [[Break Them by Talking]] in the movie:
{{quote| '''Mojo Jojo''': Can't you see? None of them will ever understand you the way I can. For we are [[Not So Different|kindred spirits whose powers spring from the same source.]] [[Don't Make Me Destroy You|So girls, do not make me destroy you!]] For we are smarter! We are stronger! We are invincible! We have the power! We are superior to them! [[We Can Rule Together|And we shall rule! All we have to do is work together. Girls, join me.]]<br />
'''Powerpuff Girls''': [[Big No|NOOOOO!]]<br />
'''Blossum''': We'd never join you! And it's because we are stronger!<br />
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'''Powerpuff Girls''': And you are...it! (pushes him off a skyscraper) }}
* A particularly epic example comes from [[Toy Story|Toy Story 3]], where Woody {{spoiler|exposes Lotso's lies to Big Baby.}}
{{quote| {{spoiler|Lotso: "Then she threw us out!"}}<br />
{{spoiler|Woody: "No, she lost you."}}<br />
{{spoiler|Lotso: "She replaced us!"}}<br />
{{spoiler|Woody: "She replaced YOU! And if you couldn't have her, no one could! You lied to Big Baby and you've been lying ever since!"}} }}
* [[Looney Tunes]]: From "Wild and Wooly Hare":
{{quote| '''Yosemite Sam:''' "Any one of you lilly livered, bow legged varmints care to slap leather with me? In case any of ya get any idears, ya better know yer dealin with. I'm the hootinest, tootinest, shootinest, bobtail wildcat in the west! [fires guns raisng sam up] I'm the fastest gun North, South, East annnnnnnd West of the Pecos!....I'm the...."<br />
'''Bugs Bunny:''' "Ahhhh, Shaddup!" }}
* From ''[[Superman: The Animated Series]]'', after Darkseid has beaten up Superman and demanding the earth to surrender...
{{quote| '''Darkseid''': People of Earth, I am Darkseid, lord of Apokolips. Here is your savior, cowed and broken. I have crushed him as easily as I have crushed all who dared to oppose me throughout the cosmos. I am power unlike any you have ever known: absolute, infinite, and unrelenting. You have no choice but to prepare for a long dark future as my subjects and my slaves.<br />
'''Dan Turpin''': ...In a pig's eye! }}
** At the end of the three-part pilot "The Last Son of Krypton", Superman confronts Lex Luthor. Luthor gives a speech about how he owns Metropolis and that Superman should be working for him. Lex loses his cool when Superman responds with a simple "I'll be watching you Luthor."
* ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'': As polite and self-effacing as she was {{spoiler|[[Shrinking Violet|Fluttershy]] completely shut down every attempt on [[Big Bad|Discord's]] part to arouse resentment against her friends during the season two opener, ensuring that she could not be turned against them without a proverbial sledgehammer of mind-altering magic. [[The Bad Guy Wins|Unfortunately]], Discord could and did [[Mind Rape|use that sledgehammer]].}}
** Twilight gets an ''epic'' one the next episode. {{spoiler|She ''weaponizes'' her normal [[And Knowing Is Half the Battle]] speech into a combination of this and [[World of Cardboard Speech]].}} Probably the most awesome manner of stating an Aesop in history.
{{quote| '''Twilight Sparkle:''' [[Shut UP, Hannibal|I'll tell you what we've learned, Discord!]] [[And Knowing Is Half the Battle|We've learned that friendship isn't always easy,]] [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|but there's no doubt it's worth fighting for! ]]}}
** Princess Celestia actually fires off ''two'' [[Shut UP, Hannibal|Shut Up Hannibals]] in Part 1's Canterlot Tower scene. The first time, Discord tries to get a rise out of her with a [[Break Them by Talking]]; she shoots him down. The second time, Discord's in the middle of another one directed at the Mane Six; she butts in to order him to quit screwing around and answer her question. He tosses her a riddle and vacates. The blink-and-you-miss-it look on her face seconds later suggests she was indeed winding up a ''third'' [[Shut UP, Hannibal]] In case you needed her to validate her previous claim to being a [[Retired Badass]].
{{quote| '''Rainbow Dash:''' Alright, Princess!}}
* In "[[Teen Titans (animation)|Teen Titans]]" Raven delivers one of these to {{spoiler|Trigon.}} She then delivers a [[Reason You Suck Speech]] while {{spoiler|repeatedly blasting him with magic}} In [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXkumccuKxA this] epic scene.
 
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