Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell/Funny: Difference between revisions

* At the end of ''Pandora Tomorrow'', Sam {{spoiler|needs to disarm a smallpox bomb. He does this by [[Refuge in Audacity|leaving it out in the open in a crowded airport with its countdown clearly visible, leading to an evacuation and its disposal via remote-controlled robot.]] }}

* In ''Chaos Theory'', there's a bonus objective where you have to hack some cameras so that Grim can keep an eye on the bad guys after you leave.

'''Sam:''' [[Punch Clock Hero|Laundry. I completely forgot.]] }}

* [[Michael Ironside]] did a interview on Double Agent and had a couple of funny lines.

Sam Fisher could have been very two dimensional. He could have been very flat, cardboard, [[Mortal Kombat|finish him...squiiick.]] }}

* How about this conversation from Sam's Navy SEAL days?

'''SEAL''': You know I hear that they've got entrance exams in kindergarten now, Sam... I dunno if Vic's gonna make it in. }}

* Sam needs someone ({{spoiler|the vice president of the United States}}) to stay where they are without killing them in ''Conviction''. ("SECURE") How does he do it? {{spoiler|He nonchalantly [[Kneecapping|blasts both of his kneecaps]] with his pistol, of course.}}

* In Conviction, taking a hostage near a wall will give Sam the option of smashing their head into it. [[The Dev Team Thinks of Everything|Smash an enemy's head into a light switch and it will turn the light off.]] Bonus funny points if Sam's [[Post Mortem One Liner|randomly chosen comment]] is [[Incredibly Lame Pun|"Lights out".]]

** Another of his [[Bond One Liners]] after a wall smash: "Yeah, you'll definitely have to pay for sex now."