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* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ai3WnJfzGo This] scene is legendary. Jack and George Mason are, quite literally, out in the field. Jack, with Mason behind him, dramatically climbs and leaps over a fence. Mason slowly walks forward and nudges the fence slightly, allowing him to smoothly step past it. The look Mason gives Jack afterwards is absolutely priceless.

* Ira Gaines had a couple:

'''Gaines''': In the ground! }}

* At the end of Day 2, after spending the whole day [[Obstructive Bureaucrat|pissing on everyone's chips]], outright supporting the warmongering in Washington, arresting Tony and Michelle and generally being an arse, Ryan Chappelle is sitting at Tony's desk after Jack, Tony and Michelle's efforts have saved the day:

'''Tony''': That's great.<br />

'''Chappelle''': So... what's up, my friend?<br />

* Season 5, Chloe tasers a guy trying to hit on her while she helps Jack from a hotel bar. Later, when the guy starts to wake up, Chloe tasers him ''again'' [[Offhand Backhand|while barely looking away from her computer.]]

* Season 5, Myles suspects Chloe of stopping the satellite feed (Correctly), so he corners her coming out of the bathroom:

Chloe: "Are you kidding? If you really want the details I'll write you a report." }}

** Chloe reaming out Kim's shrink:

''What is with you and breathing? Is that your solution for everything?'' }}

* Season 7, The first gentleman, Henry Taylor gets drugged and can't speak properly and says...

* Possibly the best part of Season 6 are all the awkward, disbelieving, if-you-weren't-my-boss-I-would-be-facepalming-so-hard facial expressions Tom Lennox makes in regard to {{spoiler|Vice President Daniels' affair with his assistant. ''Especially'' his reaction to having to watch Lisa get it on with her other lover for about 40 minutes.}}

** "And...finally, we're done."

* Season 7, episode 11/12: Jack is in the middle of [[Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique|interrogating]] a government official who's working for the terrorists, when the president calls and, despite his efforts to justify his actions, she orders him to stand down. Jack's responds by tasering the phone.

* Shari from season 5 suspecting Buchanan of inappropriate conduct:

* Season 4, Jack and Audrey have to lay low for awhile at Tony's place, and they can't have anyone who knows that they're there leave the house, so Tony's new girlfriend gets detained when she has to go to work. Jack's [[Jack Bauer Interrogation Technique|usual methods of dealing with people]] aren't working so well, so Audrey tries to talk things out, girl to girl.

'''Audrey:''' I can have him killed. }}

* The dialogue between Karen Hayes and Tom Lennox in season six after he's been held captive for a while.

'''Tom''': No Karen. I tripped on your ineptitude. }}

* In season four:

'''Tony''': Actually, I'm currently unemployed. }}

* Every single Chloeism.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMN_HFkO8Ks Jack to Nina]

'''Jack''': We'll make sure he doesn't turn the gun on himself. }}

* Chloe offers to talk with Jack about anything he needs to. Jack reacts with a look of pure horror.

* Season 4: CTU has apprehended a suspect connected with the terrorist plot of that season. The terrorists find out about this and call "Amnesty Global" to delay the interrogation so their plot can happen. Jack Bauer's reaction when he finds out from his boss, Bill Buchanan, about all this is priceless. Especially Buchanan's response to Bauer storming away.

* Season 4: Mandy getting punched in the face. It's a combination of the framing of the shot (namely the [[Dynamic Entry|entering of Curtis Manning's fist]]) and Mia Kirschner's facial expression.

* Season 7: The FBI has tracked down a suspect whom they inform Jack is ex-SAS. Jack Bauer says with complete focus "Does he have a family?". Everyone in the room shoots him a look that's a combination of "You wouldn't" and "Oh God, he will.". Jack then calmly says that he's ex-Special Forces so he won't break unless they target his family. It's a morbid scene but the look everyone gives Jack Bauer is priceless.