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* ''[[Half Life: Full Life Consequences|Half Life Full Life Consequences]]'': Not only does the only cop to appear try to give John Freeman a ticket for speeding (when he is trying to rescue Gordon Freeman), but he is headcrab zombie as well!
* ''[[DJINN: The Way to Home|DJINN Way to Home]]'' Dee has this thoughts in spades. However [[Justified Trope|she has good reasons not to trust most police officers.]]
* [[Legolas By Laura (Fanfic)|legolas by laura]]: Technically they're not police, but the guards - sorry, ''gards'' - assigned to protect Laura are thoroughly useless. As described by the [[PPC]]:
{{quote|"So the gard walks into the room and sees the orcs, and does nothing. Legolas runs off down the hall, then runs ''back'' and asks the gards where Laura is. They say that the orcs took her, neglecting to mention that they stood by and watched..."
"And by that time, [[You Fail Geography Forever|the orcs have apparently already returned to Mordor]]. I think we can safely assume that all the characters have gone insane." }}
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