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** "Remind me why we're friends again."
** "Apply the handbreak, ya dumb broad!"
** "You're here, there's noooothing I fear..."
** '''Joey:''' "Must.. risk.. life.. for cards!"
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(Holds up card of [[Final Fantasy VII|Sephiroth]] while [[Ominous Latin Chanting]] plays in the background.)<br />
'''Bakura''': Oops, wrong one! }}
** Also from Episode 8:
{{quote|'''Bakura''': There's something else I need to tell you. (Millennium Ring activates, changing from Good!Bakura into Evil!Bakura) You're a bunch of idiots.
'''Yugi''': This came completely out of nowhere!
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== Episode 9 ==
* Episode 9:
{{quote|'''Bakura''': (''possessing a card'') I've taken control of this woman's body in order to save you guys. And I don't mind telling you it feels bloody great!
'''Evil!Bakura''': By the gods, that's exactly what I want to look like! }}
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== Episode 21 ==
* Episode 21:
{{quote|'''Kaiba''': (''being chained up'') What the hell is the point of this scene?
'''The Witty Phantom''': It gives the fangirls a chance to see you in chains. }}
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{{quote|'''Kaiba''': Are you trying to tell me that Yugi and I are destined to play card games with each other for eternity?
'''Ishizu''': Yes.
'''Kaiba''': [[Punctuated!
*** "These are ancient Egyptian spoiler tags!"
{{quote|'''Mokuba''': Hey, big brother, can I watch [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]?<br />
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*** "Oh no, Johnny Steps is losing! [[Third Person Person|And that's me!]]"
** Yami's erm... duel with a milkshake. "Man I hate milkshakes. Die, milkshake, die. That's right milkshake you have been defeated! Now you go to milkshake prison!"
** "Brainwashing people is fun!"
** '''Tea''': "This is a dream come true! I can't believe I'm on a date with the Pharaoh. I've got the play it cool. That means no friendship speeches. No matter how tempting it is I mustn't do a friendship speech. I mustn't!"
{{quote|'''Yami''': "Hey Tea, who do you think of-"
'''Tea''': "Friendship is the best thing ever! Don't you agree?" *inwardly* "Dammit!"
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* In episode 44 when Kaiba says "You were never in my tournament, Wheeler." To which Joey responds with a confused "Ah-bah-dah-nyeah?!"
** "Now do you understand why so many people love me even though I'm the biggest dick in this entire show? It's because I'm Seto-freaking-Kaiba. Accept no substitutes!"
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{{quote|'''Ishizu''': I'm here to save my brother's soul. He has been consumed by a great evil, and I intend to rid him of it.
'''Melvin''': Good luck with that, chucklenuts! I've been om-nom-nomming on his soul for a good ten years now, and I happen to like the taste. Mmmmm, that's good Marik soul. }}
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** Gozaburo is a little confused over how chess works.
{{quote|'''Gozaburo''': Horses can't be knights. That's just silly. ...''chess is stupid!''}}
** Yami Yugi finishing Ganzly with [[Robot Unicorn Attack]], all set to the music from the Flash game.
{{quote|'''Yami Yugi''': [[Ridiculously Cute Critter|Kuriboh!]] [[Calling Your Attacks|Activate]] [[Super Mode|Super]] [[Super-Deformed|Chibi]] [[Kawaisa|Kawaii]] [[Memetic Mutation|Desu]] [[Moe]] [[Super Mode|Mode]]! * Kuriboh makes a rainbow, [[Theme Music Power-Up|cue theme music]]* And now I activate '''[[Robot Unicorn Attack]]! [[Cool Horse|Go mighty unicorn!]] [[Horseback Heroism|Cross the rainbow bridge and attack his lifepoints directly!]]'''}}
*** Gansley: Ohhh, it's a full rainbow! Oh my God; [[Memetic Mutation|it's a]] ''[[Memetic Mutation|double rainbow]]'' [[Memetic Mutation|all the way!]] [[Mundane Made Awesome|So intense!]] Aaaaagggghhhhh!
** Mokuba, about a deadpan-faced Kaiba..."And you look slightly happier than usual!"
*** "Oh my god! I'm... I'm... ''cute!''"
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'''Tristan''': It wasn't a meteor that killed the dinosaurs--it was Tristan Timothy Taylor!<br />
'''Caption''': {{smallcaps|Tristan Timothy Taylor. That's his name now.}} }}
** This exchange:
{{quote|'''Duke:''' Where are all the hot babes?
'''Tristan:''' Hm, I don't know, maybe they were all scared off by your CONSTANT BITCHING, DUKE. }}
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** Kaiba mugging the dreamworks executives for money
** "When did this show become ''amazing''?"
** Mokuba taking advantage of his kidnapping:
** "Chibi Little Man"
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== Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Movie ==
* The opening riffs off of the Let's All Go To The Lobby parody from the ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' movie, with Yugi, Joey, Tea and Tristan singing in the first half and [[Call Back|TEAM SATISFACTION]] playing through second half.
* The BBT abridged movie is hilarious. But my favorite part is [[Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's|Yusei's]] nightmare.
{{quote|'''Jack:''' C'mon Crow. Let's go play a card game, while standing completely still. On. The. GROUND.
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'''Yusei''': No.<br />
'''Jack''': 'KAY. }}
** Jaden creates a [[Time Crash]] at the end of the movie when he tells Yugi {{spoiler|what happens to the Pharaoh at the end of his series. He, Yami, and Yusei are stuck within a white void as [[Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL|another joins them]]...}}
** [[The Stinger]]; explaining any further would kill the joke.
** Yami and Yusei getting their [[Ho Yay]] on. Complete with [[Sexophone]]
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* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jnCcejkpjg full version] of Little Kuriboh's take on Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance".
** Especially the "Why am I speaking French?" part.
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{{quote|'''Marik''': "Plus, we're both hot! Hot, hot, hot! We are quite sexy!
'''Florence''': "Marik, that doesn't rhyme."
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'''Yugi''': With a wrench.
'''Yugi''': Specifically, this wrench! *holds up large wrench* }}
* EVERYTHING about Concrete Giraffes... {{spoiler|if you know about [[The Slender Man Mythos]]}}.
{{quote|{{spoiler|Slenderman}}: Hey, Bakura, how's it hangin'?
'''Marik''': Wait, wait. You two know eachother?
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* The entirety of his newest video, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-oWsXfRPVM Neko Porno]. It [[Crosses the Line Twice|crosses the line so many times that there isn't even a line anymore,]] but I'll be damned if it isn't one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Specifically though:
** Marik reading the suggestion for the video in a monotone
** Bakura and Marik having the conversation about what happened the last time Bakura's email was given out in public. "The fanart" indeed.
** The random scene changes. "Stick it right in my-" "BEAVER WARRIOR!"
** Marik saying "Oh no I di'int" to Kaiba.
** The fanfiction police officer, Ushio.
** "This is the best fake sex I've never ''not'' had!"
** Kaiba and Yugi meet "Akefia" in the OOC-prison.
{{quote|'''Akefia:''' Shall I compare thee to a summer's duel? }}
* Marik Plays Bloodlines. All of it.
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'''Kimo''': Man, that guy sure likes talking about America. }}
* The [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0GpeXAsIKY one-shot] [[Little Kuriboh]] made for charity, spoofing of all things [[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]. It may not be part of the actual series, but it starts being hilarious at about 10 seconds in, and stays that way for the rest of the video. Complete with {{spoiler|[[The Slender Man Mythos|Slenderman]] }} as the Third Angel.
** Special mention goes to Gendo channeling [[The Simpsons|Mr. Burns]]. Also a bit of a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] for [[Little Kuriboh]], who managed to so flawlessly imitate Mr. Burns' voice that you'd think he actually got Henry Shearer to play him.
{{quote|'''Gendo''': (''to Shinji''): Who the devil are you?
'''Shinji''': I want a robot!
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'''GLaDOS''': Never mind. }}
** BE LESS BRITISH!
* Episode 54: They Saved Tristan's Brain.
** Tea asking Kaiba if Noah has boobs and Kaiba goes "God, I hope not..."
** And then there's:
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