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'''Ian:''' "He knows." }}
** Also from the T-Rex's rampage we have a man doing a Godzilla [[Shout-Out]] saying "I left Japan to get away from this" in [[Bilingual Bonus|Japanese]].
** Yet another moment during the Tyrannosaurus' rampage is when he gets into a suburban backyard to drink out of a swimming pool, with a pet dog barking angrily at him from it's doghouse as he drinks. Meanwhile, a little boy sees the Tyrannosaurus and excitedly wakes his parents up so they can see the dinosaur. They wake up pissed, but are soon terrified when they actually see him while the boy is still excited. And the cherry on top? [[Black Comedy|The scene ends with the Tyrannosaurus dropping the now empty doghouse.]]
* From the first film, when Nedry and Dodgson meet before Nedry leaves for the park:
{{quote|'''Dodgson:''' "You shouldn't use my name."
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{{quote|'''Alan:''' "Where does he think he's going?"
'''Ian:''' "When you gotta go, you gotta go." }}
** Of course, it gets even better during the famous scene where the Tyrannosaurus knocks the cubicle over exposing a terrified Gennaro stuck on the toilet before he gets snapped up and devoured. [[Incredibly Lame Pun|What a shitty way to die.]]
* In the sequel, Malcolm asks Nick why he joined Greenpeace. His answer: Women. Malcolm's response: "Noble, very noble."
* This gem from early on in the first movie, after Malcolm, Sattler, and Grant all argue against Jurassic Park:
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{{quote|'''Nedry''' (on computer): Unh-unh-uh, you didn't say the magic word! Unh-unh-uh. Unh-unh-uh...
'''Arnold''': ''PLEASE!'' God''damn''it, I ''hate'' this hacker crap! }}
* In the third movie, Grant and Eric meet up with the Kirbys and Billy. Both parties have heard the jingle from Paul's satellite phone and used it to find each other. Paul, however, realizes that he loaned it to Nash, who got eaten by
** Even better? The way the Spinosaurus is designed makes it look like it's wearing a shit-eating grin as it stares down the group.
* Also from the third movie, Grant and company stumble upon a dinosaur's corpse. Just after Grant tells everyone the dinosaur is dead, a
* Third movie again, in Grant's presentation when he asks for questions. Everybody throws their hands up:
{{quote|'''Grant''': "Does anybody have a questions that does ''not'' relate to Jurassic Park?"
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'''Nick''': Animals. Maybe, uh, b-big iguanas.
'''Malcolm''': ''(shakes his head)'' Fruitcake. }}
* The crown jewel
{{quote|'''Eddie''': ''(yells down to them)'' What do you need?
'''Malcolm''': ROPE!
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