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{{quote|5. Not allowed to get silicone breast implants.}}
* [[Brick Joke]]:
{{quote|113. There is absolutely no need to emulate the people from ''[[The Full Monty|Full Monty]]'' every time I hear the song "Hot Stuff".
131. No dancing in the turret. This especially applies in conjunction with rule #113. }}
* [[Buffy-Speak]]:
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{{quote|1. Not allowed to watch ''[[South Park]]'' when I'm supposed to be working.
6. Not allowed to play ''[[Pulp Fiction]]'' with a suction-cup dart pistol and any officer.
16. Must get a haircut even if it tampers with my [[The Bible|Samson like powers]].
18. May no longer perform my now (in)famous "Barbie Girl Dance" while on duty.
29. The Irish MPs are not after [[Notable Commercial Campaigns|"Me frosted lucky charms"]].
49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for [[Jack and the Beanstalk|"magic beans"]].
50. Not allowed to sell magic beans during duty hours.
51. Not allowed to quote "[[Dr. Seuss]]" on military operations.
52. Not allowed to yell [[G.I. Joe|"Take that Cobra"]] at the rifle range.
53. Not allowed to quote ''[[Full Metal Jacket]]'' at the rifle range.
77. The MP checkpoint is not an [[Star Wars|Imperial Stormtrooper]] roadblock, so I should not tell them [[A New Hope|"You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."]]
97. [[Ghostbusters|Gozer]] does not dwell in my refrigerator.
99. [[Minesweeper|A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.]]
113. There is absolutely no need to emulate the people from ''[[The Full Monty|Full Monty]]'' every time I hear the song "Hot Stuff" <ref>(131. No dancing in the turret. This especially applies in conjunction with rule #113.)</ref
128. [[Cannibal! The Musical|"Shpadoinkle" is not a real word.]]
136. Shouting [[Platoon|"Let's do the village! Let's do the whole fucking village!"]] while out on a mission is bad.
181. [[Pokémon]]® trainer is not an MOS.
185. My name is not [[Dune|a killing word]].
202. Despite the confusing similarity in the names, the "Safety Dance" and the "Safety Briefing" are never to be combined. }}
* [[Rule of Funny]]:
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