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| '''[[Two the Ranting Gryphon]]''' (commenting on sci-fi weapons)}}
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| '''[[J. Michael Straczynski]]'''}}
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| '''Keima Katsuragi''', ''[[The World Only God Knows]]'' c08}}
{{quote|'''Kowalski''': Mako's first task is to fix that ridiculous potato gun of hers.
'''Kowalski''': I say ridiculous. I mean "useless". It selects stun ordnance depending on what species it's aimed at, and if there's a chance that firing will result in collateral damage, it won't fire.
'''Admiral Emm''': It sounds like you're better off throwing it than firing it.
'''Kowalski''': Nope. Ballistic restrictor strap.
| ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-06-20 June 20, 2014] }}
{{quote|'''Mako''': Tater, why aren't you firing?
'''M3''': Target is fully armored. No stun solution available.
'''Mako''': [[Sticky Situation|Immobilize her with goober rounds]]!
'''M3''': Line of fire includes traffic.
'''Mako''': Shoot ''something'' or so help me I will ''throw you at the target''.
'''M3''': [[Brick Joke|Ballistic restrictor strap engaged.]]
'''Mako''': You are a disgrace to every tool in the history of things with handles.
| ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-10-06 October 6, 2014] }}
{{quote|'''Capt. Landon''': Speaking frankly, as [[Everything's Worse with Bears|one to whom nature has given a nice tooth-and-claw package]], I don't consider M3 a weapon.
| ''[[Schlock Mercenary]]'', [http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2014-12-20 December 20, 2014] }}
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