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=== Awesome moments on [[A Hero]] include: ===
* Sec meets Kyubey... and gives him an ''epic'' verbal smackdown.
{{quote|'''Sec:''' [[Even Evil Has Standards|YO-UR ME-THODS ARE RE-PUL-SIVE]]. YOU EX-PLOIT THESE HU-MANS, YOU WITH-HOLD VI-TAL IN-FOR-MA-TION-<br />
'''QB:''' They never asked.<br />
'''Sec:''' -AND THEY DO NOT ''KNOW'' THEY SHO-ULD HAVE A-SKED! I HAVE SE-EN THIS WORLD’S EN-TER-TAIN-MENT; I HAVE DONE RE-SEARCH INTO ITS CUL-TURE. YOU HAVE MA-NI-PU-LA-TED ALL FA-CETS OF HU-MANITY TO CON-FORM TO YOUR GO-ALS, TO TAKE YOUR WO-RDS AT FACE VA-LUE! SO YOU MIGHT NE-VER HAVE TO ''LIE''.<br />
'''QB:''' Such techniques were necessary for the efficiency of the plan. I don’t understand, you are an advanced species, yet you cling to such primitive concepts like emotion like a younger race. It’s confusing, [[Straw Vulcan|higher levels of technology can only be obtained by dedicating the mind to logic]]. How can you be so advanced?<br />
'''Sec:''' BE-CAUSE WE ''WAN-TED'' TO BE! LOOK AT MY FORM, WHAT DO YOU SEE?<br />
'''QB:''' It is inefficient. There surely must be a more practical shape for you.<br />
'''Sec:''' YOU ARE CO-RRECT, MY FORM IS IL-LOGICAL, IM-PRACTICAL. BUT WE KEEP IT AS IT IS, BE-CAUSE IT IS A PART OF US, AS MUCH AS OUR GENES. SINCE THE GE-NE-SIS, WE HAVE AL-WAYS TA-KEN THIS SH-APE, AND WE AL-WAYS WILL!<br />
'''QB:''' Surely such a form must have caused problems.<br />
'''Sec:''' OB-STA-CLES ONLY MADE US WORK HAR-DER TO O-VER-COME THEM! AND THAT IS WHY WE AL-WAYS PRE-VAILED, EVEN WHEN LO-GIC DIC-TA-TED THAT WE SHOULD FAIL, [[Screw Destiny|WE SUC-CEDED!]] WHEN O-THER RA-CES THOUGHT THEY COULD RI-DI-CULE US, WE SHOWED THEM BET-TER! WHEN THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD DO-MIN-ATE US, WE AN-HI-LA-TED THEM! WHEN THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD CON-TAIN US, WE CON-QUER-ED AND DE-STORY-ED!! E-MO-TIONS GAVE US STRENGTH!! OUR HA-TE DROVE US FOR-WARD! OUR AN-GER GAVE PO-WER TO OUR BLOWS! OUR PRI-DE KEPT US FROM BEI-NG CRU-SHED! OUR HA-TRED KEPT US A-LIVE!! [[Badass Boast|I COME FROM A PLACE WHERE GODS ROAM A-MONGST THE STARS, WHERE THERE ARE BEINGS THAT COULD E-RASE ALL OF RE-AL-ITY WITH BUT A ME-RE THOUGHT, THAT COULD BEND TI-ME TO THEIR WILL AND FREE YOU FROM HAVING EVER BEING BORN!! YET, NO MAT-TER HOW PO-WER-FUL THEY ARE, THEY ALL FE-AR THE SAME THING.]]<br />
'''QB:''' You?<br />
'''Sec:''' NOT ME. A WO-RD; IT IS A WO-RD THAT CAU-SES SUCH FE-AR, THAT E-VEN THE LORDS OF TI-ME ARE SENT TO THEIR KNE-ES.<br />
'''QB:''' And what word is that?<br />
'''Sec:''' *Powering up weapon systems* '''''EX-TER-MINATE!!!''''' }}
* Madoka talking Dalek Sec out of killing Kyouko. She talked a ''[[Omnicidal Maniac|Dalek]]'' out of ''killing something''. Granted, Dalek Sec is a lot more mellow than the average Dalek, but ''still''...
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