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'''O'Neill''': "Lose it... It means go crazy. Nuts. Insane. Bonzo. No longer in posession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a Happy Meal. ''(holds up drawing of smiley face)'' {{smallcaps| WACKO!}}" }}
* And also:
{{quote|''The [[Red Alert|Unscheduled Off-World Activation]] alarms go off, heralding the reset of the [[Groundhog Day Loop]].''
'''O'Neill''': The thing that really bothers me [about starting the loop over again] is that Daniel's in the middle of asking me a question, and I wasn't paying attention the first time.
'''Teal'c''': You are not the only one who must endure some discomfort, O'Neill.
''Loop begins again. [[Red Shirt]] [[The Door Slams You|opens a door and hits Teal'c.]]''
'''[[Red Shirt]]''': Oh, I'm so sorry sir! I didn't see you there.
'''Teal'c''': You have said that on many occasions. Perhaps next time I will not be so forgiving. }}
*** And then one of the first things he does in the "This is a time loop so you can get away with anything" montage is interrupt the [[Red Shirt]]'s apology by shutting the door on ''him''.
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'''Airman Wells''': Abandoned naquadah mine.
'''Col. Dixon''': Boring. But good odds. Bosworth?
'''Bosworth''': I'm going to put my money [[Stargate City|on trees]], sir.
'''Col. Dixon''': Bosworth's disqualified for being a smart ass. I'll go with two-headed aliens. }}
** It didn't hurt having Col. Dixon played by [[Adam Baldwin]].
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* In "Point of No Return" Teal'c greatly enjoys the vibrating bed.
* Any time one of SG-1 has to impersonate a Goa'uld, such as Daniel claiming to be the System Lord "[[The Wizard of Oz (film)|the great and powerful Oz]]" (the look Jacob/Selmak gives him sells it) and Jack demonstrating his extremely limited knowledge of the language.
{{quote|[[Puppeteer Parasite|Jack O'Neill]]: "Jaffa, kree!"
Daniel Jackson: "[[Oh Crap|Jaaaack?]]"
Jack: "[[The Untwist|You heard me! I said kree!]]" }}
** Daniel attempts improvisation again in ''Prometheous Unbound'', trying to pass himself off as a bounty hunter.
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* From "1969":
{{quote|'''Michael:''' So your thing, that thing, on your forehead; what's it symbolize? Peace?
'''Teal'c:''' [[Brutal Honesty|Slavery. To false gods.]]
'''Michael:''' Right on?
[...]
'''Michael:''' We're even thinking of crossing the border up to Canada.
'''Teal'c:''' For what reason?
'''Michael:''' You know, man. The war.
'''Teal'c:''' The war with Canada?
'''Michael:''' No.
[...]
'''American Soldier:''' Vi sovietski spionè?
'''Daniel:''' Nyet!
'''O'Neill:''' Daniel?
'''Daniel:''' He just asked if we were Soviet sp-... oh. }}
* Teal'c again, when talking to Tanith, a known Goa'uld spy among the Tok'ra:
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'''Teal'c''': "A weapon is required." }}
* Daniel briefing Weir prior to negotiating a treaty with the System Lords:
{{quote|'''Daniel:''' The [[Evil Overlord|System Lords]] can't be trusted, either as a group or individuals. They're posturing egomaniacs driven by an insatiable lust for power, each one [[Complete Monster|capable of unimaginable evil]].
'''Weir:''' See, why should I be nervous? Sounds like an average day at the [[Wretched Hive|United Nations]]. }}
* I love that one frozen Replicator from "Reckoning" that falls down when {{spoiler|Daniel stops them all.}} THAT WAS PRICELESS!
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'''Carter''': For the ship?
'''O'Neill''': Yeah.
'''Carter''': Yeah. Sir, we can't call it the [[Star Trek|Enterprise]].
'''O'Neill''': Why not? }}
* From "Crystal Skull":
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* "Cold Lazarus":
{{quote|'''Teal'c''': You received permission for me to fire my staff weapon in the gate room?
'''Sam''': [[Blatant Lies|Oh yeah.]]
'''Daniel''': ''[[Blatant Lies|Absolutely.]]'' }}
* A classic moment from Jack during "The Gamekeeper" comes up while the titular Keeper is expositing about the nature of the virtual world and the "poisoned" outer world. As he's talking, Jack is shown walking up to one of the virtual mind standing around in their black cloaks and veils and just...poking him in the shoulder, making him sway slightly. There's something ridiculously funny about the combination of curiosity and flippancy summed up in that single gesture.
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