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{{quote|''People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.''|Archy}}

 

 

Lenny Cole is a powerful underworld figure, who, through an immense web of bribery, controls most of the land deals in London. A Russian businessman by the name of Uri seeks his services in procuring the permits to build a new stadium, which would take nearly a decade otherwise. However, their mutual accountant, Stella, is plotting to rip both of them off. With the aid of a trio of local hoodlums known as "The Wild Bunch" -- One-Two, Mumbles, and Handsome Bob -- she twice steals the seven million Euros intended for Lenny's payoff. The first time goes off without a hitch. The second time doesn't quite go as planned. [[Hilarity Ensues|Hilarity]] (and [[So Cool Its Awesome|awesomeness]]) [[Hilarity Ensues|ensues]].

In the midst of it all, is a (presumably rare and valuable) painting that holds sentimental value for Uri. It is stolen by Lenny's estranged son, Johnny Quid (the eponymous RocknRolla), and both of their respective [[The Dragon|Dragons]] (Victor for Uri; Archy, [[The Narrator]], for Lenny) are following a trail of junkies and hustlers in order to find it.

 

* [[An Arm and a Leg]]: Uri, though we can't be sure if it is to be taken literally.

* [[Armour Piercing Slap]]: Archy's expertise; so powerful, it can even make you flashback to grade-school!

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