Everyone Is Satan in Hell: Difference between revisions

Expect a lot of [[Did Not Do the Research]] (especially [[You Fail Logic Forever]]), [[Dan Browned]], [[Insane Troll Logic]], [[CowboyMedia BebopResearch at His ComputerFailure]], and [[Critical Research Failure]] among these people (many of whom believe that [[Hollywood Satanism]] is [[Truth in Television]]).

** In the original edition of his anti-''[[Dungeons and& Dragons]]'' (see below) tract "Dark Dungeons", [[Jack Chick]] claimed that the works of [[C. S. Lewis]] and [[J. R. R. Tolkien]], which ''D&D'' was based on, were... you guessed it. This is hilarious because Mr. Lewis was a professional Christian writer and apologist; one of his more famous works was ''[[The Screwtape Letters]]'', in which he details the methods for combating Satan's influence, and ''[[The Chronicles of Narnia]]'' is today treated as a [[The Moral Substitute|Christian substitute]] for ''[[Harry Potter]]'' by some parents. Tolkien was also a devout Christian, and was supposedly responsible for Lewis' conversion.

* ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]'' gets this treatment [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRM5ihaKWRA here.] Yep, Edward Cullen was ''obviously'' named after the kid who escaped a Satanic cult that one time, and the chessboard on Breaking Dawn's cover is ''obviously'' supposed to look like the floor of a Masonic lodge. Incidentally, Bill Schnoebelen is the guy who claims that ''[[Dungeons and& Dragons]]'' contains "authentic" spells and rituals. Given the bizarre, sensational, and contradictory stories he's told over the years, it's conjectured that he simply makes a large portion of his stuff up.

* [http://vigilantcitizen.com/ Vigilant Citizen]. A website devoted to finding all of the [[The Illuminati|Illuminati]]/[[Ancient Conspiracy|Masonic]] symbolism and [[Brainwashed|brainwashing]] in the pop culture world, from ''[[Sherlock Holmes (film)|Sherlock Holmes]]'' and [[Disney]] to [[Lady Gaga]] and [[Beyoncé]]. There is a swelling undercurrent of believers who have congregated to [[YouTube]] to warn of the evils of music videos, children's programming and everything else in popular culture. The amount of reaching (and "research") is scarily staggering. See: the 5 part series on the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAqYfYSRZZk possession of Beyonce], the 11 part series on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDgUTQYEIas Jay-Z's "Satanic Connections"], and the 21(!) part series on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEkANn1IBaQ Rihanna's "Umbrella" video]. This site, and others like it, hasn't gone unnoticed among the celebrities targeted; [[Lady Gaga]] is to the point where she is milking it for all it's worth, and [[Jay- Z]]'s [[Take That|response]] was the brilliant and darkly artistic video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM1RChZk1EU "On to the Next One."]

* ''[[Dungeons and& Dragons]]''—Certain people have claimed that the game contains [[Critical Research Failure|"authentic"]] occult rituals and spells. The immortal [[Jack Chick]] did a whole tract, the [[Snark Bait|infamous]] "Dark Dungeons", about fantasy gaming being a gateway to [[Satan]]. This is in spite of the fact that [[Gary Gygax]] [[Offending the Creator's Own|was himself a Christian]]—you'd think portraying demons and devils as bad guys, and angels as good guys, would be an obvious enough clue of his actual stance.