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{{quote|''[[Dethroning Moment of Suck|"NYAAAAAAARGH! DO IT!"]]''}}
 
We know that sometimes [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|things go wrong,]] right? We have pages like this for franchises, books, videogames and whatnot. But... [[One More Day|a single storyline?]]
 
I - uh, I mean, [[What Could Possibly Go Wrong?|h-how bad could it ever be to deserve a whole page for its own Wall Bangers?]]
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Some of the lines in this article were formerly in the OMD article, before being cut to a simple [[Take Our Word for It|"goes without saying"]]. This should kinda give you an idea: it's actually bad enough you'll have destroyed your house before the arc is finished.
 
Given [[Joe Quesada]] wrote both [[One More Day]] and [[One Moment in Time]] (which, after a year-and-a-something, explained the stupid retcon in a fittingly stupid way), this is the shared [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|Wall Banger]] page where we talk about the stupidity of both storylines.
 
If you're [[Literal-Minded]] towards a Wall Banger, then you'd better wear a crash helmet: as Peter Parker himself said, [[Understatement|"This isn't a pretty story"]].
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* [[Epic Fail]]: [[Joe Quesada]], in [[One More Day]] you have demonstrated the storytelling insight and [[Possession Sue]] affect of a thirteen year-old fanfic writer who has only ever read ''[[Twilight (novel)|Twilight]]''. Please kindly go to [[Fire and Brimstone Hell|Hell]] and stop [[Running the Asylum|trying to run the asylum]]. There are [[Spider-Man|actual psychiatric patients there]] that need [[Cosmic Retcon|editorial help.]]
** And all because you don't like the idea of Spidey being a married man and want Mary-Jane to disappear, despite ''THOUSANDS'' of fans taking the polar opposite opinion. Joe, people like you are the reason this troper fears stupidity becoming contagious.
* Of course we've missed the biggest [[Wall Banger (Darth Wiki)|Wall Banger]] of all: Joe Quesada, despite damaging one of the most iconic superheroes of all time possibly beyond repair all because he ALONE didn't like the idea of Spidey being anything but an unmarried loser, rubbing the angered fans noses in it whenever possible, and sales plummeting faster than the life expectancy of a convicted child molester in a steel cage match with the Punisher, ''[[What the Hell, Hero?|NO ONE AT MARVEL HAS HAD THE COMMON SENSE TO FIRE HIM AFTER ALL THESE YEARS.]]''
* The whole point of the book? Erasing the marriage so the writers could explore Peter as a bachelor.. so the first issue after introduces [[Relationship Sue|Carlie]] [[Replacement Scrappy|Cooper]] so she can be the new OTL. [[Sarcasm Mode|Great job exploring his single life, Marvel. Totally worth it.]]
** [[Fridge Horror|Makes you wonder]] if the whole "Exploring Peter as a bachelor" angle is [[Poison Oak Epileptic Trees|just an excuse for Quesada to pair him up with his]] pet character. [[Derailing Love Interests]] doesn't even begin to cover this.
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