Jump to content

The Undead/Quotes: Difference between revisions

quote cleanup
(update links)
(quote cleanup)
Line 14:
To have seen those dead men rise.|'''[[Samuel Taylor Coleridge]]''', ''[[The Rime of the Ancient Mariner]]''}}
 
{{quote|When I was in high school my teacher told me that [[You Fail History Forever|there are more people alive today than have ever lived.]] Don't worry; she lied, then got cancer. (Not my fault.) We live atop a mountain of corpses. The Earth is swimming in humans, above and below the ground, so when I see you trying to raise the dead, I'm torn. On the one hand, I recognize your despair. On the other hand, do you really want to spend the rest of the week fending off a [[Zombie Apocalypse]] as the Earth vomits up her dead? [[Here We Go Again|AGAIN?]] Come on, man, think this through: every time you try this, we end up fighting zombies. [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?|I hate zombies.]] Just put the syringe down.|''[[Genius: The Transgression]]''}}
{{quote|When I was in high school my teacher told me that [[You Fail History Forever|there are more people alive today than have ever lived.]]<br />
Don't worry; she lied, then got cancer. (Not my fault.) We live atop a mountain of corpses. The Earth is<br />
swimming in humans, above and below the ground, so when I see you trying to raise the dead, I'm torn.<br />
On the one hand, I recognize your despair. On the other hand, do you really want to spend the rest of the<br />
week fending off a [[Zombie Apocalypse]] as the Earth vomits up her dead? [[Here We Go Again|AGAIN?]] Come on, man, think<br />
this through: every time you try this, we end up fighting zombies. [[Why Did It Have to Be Snakes?|I hate zombies.]] Just put the syringe<br />
down.|''[[Genius: The Transgression]]''}}
 
{{quote|Outsmarted by the undead. Another proud moment for our band of heroes. |'''Gimli''', ''[[DM of the Rings]]'' }}
Line 39 ⟶ 33:
 
{{quote|I hate the undead. All dead, but yet still alive. Makes a mockery of me job.|'''[[The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy|The Grim Reaper]]'''}}
 
 
{{quote|Life after life, you won't need flowers on your grave.
Cookies help us deliver our services. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies.