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Since ''[[Riff Trax]]'' is essentially an [[Uncanceled]] ''[[Mystery Science Theater 3000]]'' with the same cast as the later years of that show, funny moments are almost entirely guaranteed.
* [[Riff Trax/Funny/Film Franchises|Film Franchises]]
* [[Riff Trax/Funny/Shorts|Shorts]]
=== ''300''
* When the Persian messenger arrives:
{{quote|'''Leonidas''': What message do you bring?
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* "Remember, [[Family-Unfriendly Aesop|only you can prevent sickly babies from diluting the strength of our race]]! [[Braveheart|Freeedooom!]]"
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* Kevin theorizes if the music had been done by [[Randy Newman]] instead:
{{quote|"I've got a little alien in me,
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Because I've got a little alien in me." }}
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{{quote|'''Grace''': Who'd you expect, numb nuts?
'''Bill''': Thoughtful nickname for a guy [[Unfortunate Implications|who is crippled from the waist down]]. }}
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{{quote|'''Quaritch''': Oh, yeah. "Breathing". I suppose some of you ''pussies'' need to do that...}}
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* During the [[Opening Scroll]]:
{{quote|'''Bill:''' Psssh. 3000. [[Mythology Gag|What has the year 3000 ever done for us?]]}}
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'''Kevin:''' And ''somehow'' this movie is supposed to make us feel good about Scientology?
'''Mike:''' Yeah, I think in the same way [[The Birth of a Nation|Birth of a Nation]] endeared us all to the Klan. }}
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* The harp-playing scene in the mead hall, where the crew proceeds to interject "What If Thor Was One of Us" and "Shorty Got Low" into the song.
* During the battle with Grendel:
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'''Bill:''' Right, [[Back to The Future|Crispin]] [[Take That|Glover.]] }}
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* The guys start noticing a similar similarity between ''Birdemic'' and [[The Room|a certain other film]].
{{quote|'''Bill:''' ''(as Tommy Wiseau)'' Oh, hi, poorly made cult film directed by an immigrant with a funny accent that's trying to horn in on my business!
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'''Mike''': "Sldwnslrpnls?" }}
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* After Jason has knocked out two policemen
{{quote|'''Bill''': Guess I'll have to arrest myself. All right, drop my weapon! I have a right to remain--hey, come back here, me! STOP ME!}}
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** "I was LYING about my ween, for you see, I do not have one!"
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* "Welcome back to the finals of Olympic Open Field Tag. Daniel Craig is currently 'It,' but may not be for long."
* The random yet hilarious reaction to seeing Daniel Craig's face in the opening credits.
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'''Kevin''': If you break out into an ode to Celine Dion, I will give you the Le Chiffre treatment with your own microphone. }}
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* Our first introduction to the monster:
{{quote|'''Mike:''' [[Developing Doomed Characters|You're about an hour late, monster]].<br />
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{{quote|'''Bill''': Ladies and gentlemen, this just in: Sandy Cheeks is dead! }}
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* When a 70's, shaggy-haired, small-mustachioed, clueless logger comes on camera:
{{quote|'''Bill''': He looks like a police sketch of himself.}}
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* "I would seek justice, one way or another. I would become [[Batman]]! Until some rich idiot in Gotham city sued me for naming rights..."
* [[Squick|"I'm gonna get so, so naked, and then I'm gonna sit my fat bubbly ass right on Affleck's head!]]"
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* "Stop playing Wii Voodoo and help my son!"
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* In the beginning, when Ayra is magically transporting Saphira's egg.
{{quote|'''Kevin''': Melon?
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{{quote|'''Mike''': Come on, throw one more random image at us- we can take it!}}
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* Right off the bat, the's reaction to the "Original Film" card
{{quote|'''Mike:''' "Original Film", a division of "Bitterly Ironic Studio Names, Inc."
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'''Mike:''' ''(as Dom)'' Unless you have ''46 dollars''. }}
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* ''[movie opens up with a cloudy sky]''
{{quote|'''Kevin''' [[The Simpsons (animation)|The Haaaappeniiiiing....]]<br />
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'''Kevin Murphy''': Really? Which part? }}
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* The boys singing over the creepy sibling's audition song. Including [[Randy Newman|Short People]], the theme to [[The Facts of Life]], [[Shania Twain|Man! I Feel Like a Woman]], [[The Clash|London Calling]], Bad, Bad Leroy Brown, and [[David Bowie|Suffragette City]].
{{quote|"Stop singing about [[Brother-Sister Incest|"having"]] [[Unfortunate Implications|each other!]]"}}
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'''Kevin:''' ''And miracles, speaking of those/[[Insane Clown Posse|How do magnets function?]]'' }}
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* The entirety of Bill Corbett's rant about Lost.
* As Cobb toasts Fischer Sr:
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'''Mike''': And may nobody break up his empire. *exaggerated cough* }}
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* "[[The Big Lebowski|The Dude]], [[Hey, It's That Guy!|International CEO.]]"
* When Tony is chatting up the journalist and looking very skeevy:
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* Bill's "Ow!" as the mask slams shut over Tony's face.
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* Kevin's opera note as wrong!shark's mouth is pulled open.
* As the town meets over the recent shark attacks, and Quint scrapes the chalkboard with his nails
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* "Day Two; or, as it would come to be known: The day Quint ate Hooper."
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* When the Brachiosaur is first seen:
{{quote|'''Weird Al''': "The utter majesty... Imagine how much dog food you could make with just one!"}}
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{{quote|'''Weird Al''': Poor sap thinks the bag is full of bacon.}}
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* Just after Sokka pops up, we get this gem:
{{quote|"Insta-Douchebag!"}}
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{{quote|'''Mike:''' You know, if it were me, I'd try and resist the urge to look up in wonder and just go around stabbing the other guys until they caught on to me.}}
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* The [[Running Gag]] involving Burt's the motel manager's missing pet raccoon.
* "SHIRTS! SHIRTS! THEY'RE COMING TO GET ME!"
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* "''[[Memento]]'': '''[[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|HOT, BACKING UP ACTION, PULLING CAREFULLY FORWARD LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN!]]'''"
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* When Nestor returns home as Roger Miller sings:
{{quote|'''Mike (as Nestor)''': ''"Guy that beat me and killed my mother, you're my best friend of all!"''}}
* Mike and Disembaudio arguing over the appropriateness of Mike using the word "ass" to describe the donkey narrator.
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* The riffers making fun of, among other things about Micah, his name:
{{quote|'''Micah:''' Show yourself!
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* '''Mike (as Micah):''' Here, let me sing you a lullaby: '''''[[Sympathy for the Devil|PLEASE ALLOW ME]] [[The Rolling Stones|TO INTRODUCE MYSELF]], [[Man of Wealth and Taste|I'M A MAN]]...'''''
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* * singing* "I fell in to a burnin' ''Reign of Fire''!/ McConaughey peeled off his shirt/ and the flames got higher!"
* When a man and a boy explore a cave:
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* Any scene where they make fun of Matthew McConaughey (there are too many to list).
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* The entire monologue about [[Prison Rape|"I used to fuck guys like you in prison!"]]. "Do you still keep in touch with them? Did you hang around and talk afterwards or was it purely sexual?"
*
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'''Mike:''' [[Lampshade Hanging|I think by its very definition it does.]] }}
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* [[Brain Bleach]]: Every sex scene is greeted with horror by any who watch them, but especially when Kevin sees [[Fan Disservice|Tommy Wiseau's pasty white rear end]].
{{quote|'''Kevin:''' DISCONNECT! ''(electric shock)'' DISCONNECT! ''(electric shock)'' DISCONNECT! ''(electric shock)''}}
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* A [[Call Back]] to, of all things, ''[[Prince of Space]]!'' "I like you ''VERY MUCH''!"
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* Kevin's horrified screams upon seeing the weird bug things in the "Thumbelina" segment.
** Kevin then states he's certain that there's already [[Fanfic]] devoted to them. Bill pipes in, "[[Rule 34]]!"
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* "We came through time, space, and the boundaries of fiction to see that?"
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* On the sergeant found dead at the end.
{{quote|'''Clark:''' I'm afraid sewage workers found his body just this morning.
'''MJ Elliott:''' Ah, so the body was ''in-turd''. }}
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* As Marcus dies in the end of the prologue, the movie [[Fade to White|fades to white]], and "Directed by McG" appears on the screen.
{{quote|'''Kevin''': If this is the last thing I see when I die, I will assume I'm going to hell.}}
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Bill (as Reese with a Dickens street urchin voice) Why Christmas Day sir!! }}
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* The description brings up the 1985 [[Dork Age]] where Thor was turned into a frog and led a frog army, concluding with "This actually happened and you should look it up right now."
* When Selvig says Thor's on steroids: "Just check his balls. They're tiny!"
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* Disembaudio singing along with the Foo Fighters over the credits.
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* Capt. Smith as the Titanic sets off.
{{quote|'''Kevin''': I'm going to sink this bitch!}}
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* "Dear diary...I saw boobs today."
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* "Drew has broken free! He's trying to flee the set!"
* At the beginning of the movie:
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'''Rich Kyanka''': I fought them in World War 2 just yesterday! }}
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* A [[Call Back]], of all things, to ''[[Birdemic]]''.
{{quote|'''Kevin:''' ''(singing)'' Just hanging out, hanging out, hanging out with my enemies, having ourselves a party!}}
* There is also a [[Call Back]] to ''[[The Room]]''. When the film goes into a softcore Cinemax's style porn scene, Kevin exclaims, "Tommy Wiseau has ripped control of the film!" Naturally, Disembaudio walks in at this moment, just as he did in ''The Room'', and once again calls the trio perverts.
=== ''The Wicker Man'' ===
* The infamous bike scene:
{{quote|'''Edward:''' Get off the bike.
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* The intro includes a fantastic [[Shout-Out]]: Disembaudio challenging guest-riffer [[Neil Patrick Harris]] to a [[How I Met Your Mother|Slap Bet]].
* "Nintendo Sixty FOUUUU-I mean a Golden Ticket! Yippie!"
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'''Neil Patrick Harris:''' (finishing the lyric) Simply watch another movie! }}
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* During the opening scene:
{{quote|'''Mike''': Oh...Oh, do you really get to use the Holocaust in your silly little comic book movie?
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'''Mike''': Then you've never seen ''X-Men 3''. }}
== Video Games (seriously!) ==
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* On the COG armor:
{{quote|'''Mike:''' Those chestplates indicate the ''actual'' size of their nipples. [[Squick|Yeah, the future is gross.]]}}
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{{quote|'''Bill:''' ''(as Cole)'' My old locker room! ''(sighs dreamily)'' Saw a lot of nude men in here, yep.
'''Mike:''' [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|THRILL as a grown man grows nostalgic!]] }}
== Live Shows ==
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** "Be right there..."
* [[The Flash Tub|Shmorky's]] animated short before the main show, an [[Deranged Animation|animated representation]] of the thoughts of [[Something Awful|Lowtax's]] daughter Lauren. It's hilarious.
** This leads to a bit in ''[[Jack the Giant Killer (film)|Jack the Giant Killer]]'' where the guys suggest that one scene in the film (which involves [[It Makes Sense in Context|a chimpanzee reaching for a bottle containing a
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