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''I'm an asshole!"''
|'''[[Denis Leary]]''', "Asshole"}}
{{quote|''"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it.You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!
{{quote|''"Two words--nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be.
{{quote|''"I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin-" "Hey." "-and Sam Peckinpah-" "Hey." "-and a case of whisky-" "Hey!" "-and drive down to Texas-" "Hey! Hey! Hey!"''}}▼
{{quote|''"Hey, you know, you really are an asshole." "Why don't you just shut up and sing this song, pal?"''|'''[[Denis Leary]]''', "Asshole"}}▼
{{quote|''"[[Catch Phrase|WHAT A GROUCH!!"]]''|'''Loud Kiddington''', ''[[Histeria!]]''}}
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(Later, after the list of victims was posted.)
TL;DR.''
|'''[http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/cx16l/iama_student_who_took_a_nap_after_finding_out/c0vwh50 The Ultimate Douche]''' ([[Reddit]], /r/IAmA)}}
▲{{quote|''"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac El Dorado convertible, hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a God damned thing anybody can do about it.You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why!"''}}
▲{{quote|''"Two words--nuclear fucking weapons, OK? Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the democracy they want. They can have a democracy cakewalk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of difference, because we've got the bombs, OK? John Wayne's not dead - he's frozen! And when we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the Duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? You ever taken a cold shower? Well, multiply that by 15 million times. That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be."''}}
▲{{quote|''"I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin-" "Hey." "-and Sam Peckinpah-" "Hey." "-and a case of whisky-" "Hey!" "-and drive down to Texas-" "Hey! Hey! Hey!"''}}
▲{{quote|''"Hey, you know, you really are an asshole." "Why don't you just shut up and sing this song, pal?"''|'''[[Denis Leary]]''', "Asshole"}}
{{quote|''"Me, nice?! I've never been nice in my life! I'm allergic to nice!"''|'''Bowser Koopa''', ''[[The Adventures of Super Mario Bros 3]]''}}
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{{quote|''"It can't be sustainable for him to be so casually insulting to everyone."''|'''Hisao Nakai''', ''[[Katawa Shoujo]]''}}
{{quote|'''Noah:''' I'm going to enjoy [[Grand Theft Me|taking control of your body,]] Kaiba. The first thing I'm going to do is make a big donation to the local children's hospital, and then I'm going to give all the Kaiba Corporation employees a big raise.
'''Kaiba:''' You will do no such thing!
|''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]]''}}
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