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{{quote|"NOT INDICATED FOR CHILDREN OR THOSE OF A NERVOUS DISPOSITION."|''[[Eversion]]'' home page}}
 
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'''Clerk:''' There is a scene where one of the heroes cuts a man's head in half with a meat cleaver.
'''Customer:''' What, are they thick or something? [[Misaimed Fandom|How could you put that in a kid's film?]]
|[http://notalwaysright.com/when-presumptions-meet-postmodernism "When Presumptions Meet Postmodernism"], on [[(The Customer is) Not Always Right]]}}
 
{{quote|"[[Sarcasm Mode|You know, for kids!]]"|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic]]''' on anything that really isn't for kids.}}
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|'''The Weeknd''', [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}JZjAg6fK-BQ "Reminder"] (''Genius'' Annotation [http://genius.com/10902959 here])}}
 
{{quote|<nowiki>#</nowiki>2 It has a nine-year-old heroine. This is good enough for the industry, which believes that books with children as the main protagonist are ''de facto'' books for children. For similar reasons, ''[[Moby Dick]]'' is very popular among whales.|[[Terry Pratchett]] on why ''[[Discworld/The Wee Free Men|Wee Free Men]]'' is a children's book}}
|[[Terry Pratchett]] on why ''[[Discworld/The Wee Free Men|Wee Free Men]]'' is a children's book}}
 
{{quote|My LGS<ref>local gaming store</ref> put up the most NSFW Simon Bisley and Luis Royo art prints he could find on the walls. It has dissuaded moms from dropping their children and non-gamer women from staying.
And the former is the reason they're there. He has a sign at the door that states because of the nature and design of the products for sale he reserves his services to people over the intended age range of 13+, but soccer moms HAVE to shove their kids everywhere and then complain because the art in Macabre Waltz was too creepy or the wargames were too violent or they didn't want their kids to be exposed to "gambling".
Luckily, as soon as there's a picture of a bare female nipple around it becomes a forbidden space and the kids are gone along their harpy mothers.
| [https://boards.fireden.net/tg/thread/49286137/#49290857 from] /tg/ }}
 
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