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* [[The Spoony Experiment|Noah Antwiler]] comments during his review of ''[[Highlander II the Quickening]]'' that as a kid he had to deal with a lot of "Where's [[The Bible|the Ark]]?" jokes.
{{quote|Oh and by the way, just because I do actually happen to have an ark in the backyard has nothing to do with the fact that my name is Noah, and when the polar ice caps finally melt, flood the earth, and destroy all life, I am not gonna let any of you dickweeds who made fun of me in!}}
* [[Todd in the Shadows]] plays the piano... and [https://web.archive.org/web/20140218041417/http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=124&t=17721&start=40#p202632 apparently] is sick of requests for a particular [[Billy Joel]] song.
{{quote|ATTENTION WORLD, STOP ASKING ME TO PLAY PIANO MAN WHEN I SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF A KEYBOARD. I AM SICK OF PIANO MAN. NO MORE PIANO MAN.}}
* [[Dragon Ball Abridged]]: Lord Freeza has been keeping track of things that would-be heroes (or just empire topplers) have said to him before trying to kill him; even "I'm going to f*** your FACE!!" has come up twelve times. This is then subverted in Episode 27, when Goku shows up.
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'''Peter''': What's your ''handicap''?
'''Joe''': OH, HAHA! EVERY HOLE! IT'S A JOKE THAT JUST DOESN'T GET OLD! }}
** On another episode, someone quoted Anne Robinson's "you are the [http://en.wikipedia.org/Weakest_Link weakest link]{{Dead link}}, goodbye" in class, and Stewie went on a (sarcastic) tirade about how unoriginal that was.
* ''[[The Simpsons]]'' visit an exhibit of luxury cars, one of which is presented by a blonde bikini bimbo. Homer quips "Do ''you'' come with the car?" and she giggles, "Oh, ''you''!". The next person to come by makes ''the exact same joke'' and she replies in the ''exact same way''. Either she's ''very'' used to it and has practiced it, or [[The Ditz|she has the memory of a goldfish]].
* Dr. Harleen Quinzell's response in [[Batman: The Animated Series|"Mad Love"]] when the Joker points out that her name [[Steven Ulysses Perhero|shortens to]] Harley Quinn. Of course, she later adopts the name.
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{{quote|By the way, Corbin Bleu should not, under any circumstances, be confused with chicken breasts stuffed with ham and swiss. And boy, I'm sure he's ''never'' heard anyone make a joke like that.}}
* [[Ben Affleck]] has complained about people coming up to him and saying "AFFLECK!" in the same tone as AFLAC.
* Due to ''[[Wayne's World]]'', anywhere [[Alice Cooper]] went people started "[[Supplication Pose|We're not worthy!]]". [https://web.archive.org/web/20111017150004/http://www.sickthingsuk.co.uk/film/f-waynesworld.php He said] that it was at least better than when he released the album ''Hey Stoopid''.
* [[wikipedia:John Bytheway|John Bytheway]]. Yes, that is his name. He's gotten tired of people saying, "By the way, John." He realized in 8th grade that his last name is a prepositional phrase and that if his child's middle name is a verb "he or she will be a sentence." He also has traced his family name back to 16th century England. He relates a story in which, after decades, a new joke was made. "If you have a son, will you name him Owen?"
* In the book of ''[[Harry Enfield and Chums]]'', Enfield recounts a story about looking for a dog he was supposed to be walking. ''Every person he passed'' said "You don't want to do it like that", in reference to his character Annoying Dad (aka Mr [[Catch Phrase|You-Don't-Want-To-Do-That]]). Finally he snapped, and responded "And ''you'' don't want to be the hundredth person to say that to me today!" In the book he takes the opportunity to apologize to the person, if they're reading.
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