(The Customer is) Not Always Right: Difference between revisions

** [http://notalwaysright.com/talking-turkey-about-the-chickens “Does your chicken and turkey come from the same animal?”]

** [http://notalwaysright.com/dont-want-know-whats-going-farm Turkey ham]?

* [[Artistic License Economics]]: Any entry titled "'''This Is Why We’re In A Recession [Part X]'''". Last checked, there's [http://notalwaysright.com/recession-part-58 Part 58], and little hope that it can possibly be the last. With a bonus one called "This Is Why We're In A Recession, Literally" - [http://notalwaysright.com/this-is-why-were-in-a-recession-literally which, true to title, states the exact reason for the recession]. And 2 "[http://notalwaysright.com/economic-recession-for-dummies-part-2 Economic Recession For Dummies]".

* [[Artistic License Geography]]: ''Many'', but [http://notalwaysright.com/first-ocean-to-the-right-then-straight-on-til-drowning this one] is especially [[TV Tropes Drinking Game|egregious]]. What travel is better -- [http://notalwaysright.com/here-today-gone-to-maui-2 a train to Hawaii] or a boat [http://notalwaysright.com/i-have-a-sinking-feeling to Atlantis]?

'''Shop Clerk''': 'Tis a cookie, sir, with peanut butter in it. }}

** The famous [http://notalwaysright.com/grandson-grandstanding grandson of his grandparents] has called us. Rejoice.

* [[Shell-Shocked Veteran]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/this-was-before-he-started-lobbing-cantaloupes Here.]

* [[Shmuck Bait]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/putting-your-foot-in-it "Don't look at my feet."]

* [[They Just Don't Get It]]: Far too common.

* [[Think of the Children]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/curiosity-kilt-the-peeping-tomcat This woman's] excuse for banning kilts.

* [[This Is Gonna Suck]]: [http://notalwaysright.com/indentured-shoe-vitude Shoes. Crap.]

* [[Time Travel]]: Enough that there's [http://notalwaysright.com/weekend-roundup-time-travel Top-rated collection] of these stories.