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''What happens when you combine writing with a word processor and an internet connection? [[Sturgeon's Law|This happens.]]''
* '''[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11982128/1/Alphamalg-The-Completely-Degenerate-Series Alphamalg: The Completely Degenerate Series]''' (incredibly pretentious author, boring writing style, ridiculously explicit [[Bestiality is Depraved|"monster-on-Amalgamate"]] sex acts that are horribly written and serve as basically nothing more than downright-insultingly blatant fetish porn, PWP without actually good porn, the exact same things happening over and over again in an incredibly tedious and predictable series of variations, [[Sick and Wrong]], [[Torture Porn]], [[Character Derailment]], [[Rape as Drama]], [[Moral Event Horizon]] crossing, laughably terrible dialogue, an undead variation of necrophilia, constant flaunting of how much of a stereotypical [[Troll Fic]] it is, complete inability to choose between [[Beige Prose]] and [[Purple Prose]], etc)
** Fandom: ''[[Undertale]]'' ([[Rule 34|of course]])
** Pairing: Alphys / ''[[Eldritch Abomination|The Amalgamates]]'' ([[Did You Just Romance Cthulhu?|GONE SEXUAL]])
** Synopsis: Alphys cheats on her canonical girlfriend (Undyne) in order to have unbelievably gross sex with the Amalgamates, simply because Alphys doing such a thing was the edgiest "plot" that [[Third Person Person|XM98]] was able to come up with.
** Comments: You ''know'' that a fic is bad when XanderMartin98 himself completely-seriously considers it to be the absolute worst of his pre-[[Growing the Beard|Growing-The-Beard]] fanfics. On top of that, Alphys is ''horrifically'' [[Out of Character]] in this fic.
*** Also, the Amalgamates are {{spoiler|quite-literally the melted-together ''[[I Love the Dead|corpses]]'' of a bunch of formerly normal monsters that Alphys scarred herself for life by performing a horrifically failed Determination experiment on.}}
* '''[https://www.fictionpress.com/s/2773304/1/The-Angel-of-Death Angel of Death]''' (rude author, [[Beige Prose]], [[Self Insert]], [[Black Hole Sue]], [[Jerk Sue]], [[Rape as Drama]], [[Moral Event Horizon]] crossing, [[Dude, Not Funny|Double-Line-Cross Failure,]] [[Rouge Angles of Satin]], [[Sick and Wrong]], [[Idiot Plot]], [[Wanton Cruelty to the Common Comma]], PWP without porn, [[Draco in Leather Pants]]) Since that site occasionally goes offline, three parts of a MST are [http://www.fanworks.org/view.php?storyid=48946 here], [http://www.fanworks.org/view.php?storyid=49957 here], and [http://www.fanworks.org/view.php?storyid=50393 here.]
** Fandom: Technically [[Real Person Fic]].
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* '''[https://web.archive.org/web/20141211015215/http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lksection.php?ThisSection=26&Submission=713&Letter=L&back=LordSeth *Currently Unnamed* ]''' ([[Self-Insert Fic]], [[Dark Fic]], character death, crossover) NOTE: link leads to a superior [[MST]] of it.
** Fandom: ''[[Super Mario Bros.]]'', with some ''[[Pokémon]]'' and a dash of ''[[Star Wars]]''.
** Pairing: [[Marty Stu]]/girlfriends
** Synopsis: WATCH the blatant [[Author Avatar]] Marty Stu pull random powers out of his ass (including catching a Bob-omb with a ''pokeball'') to save his incredibly bland girlfriends he created! SEE Mario & friends get kidnapped by Bowser in a completely unrelated plot with no explanation, only for Mario to be killed when Wendy Koopa ''kisses him''. SCREAM at the depressing and idiotic plot that only serves to kill off half the Koopa kids and get them sent to heaven, where one of them fights a black smoke monster (no relation to [[Lost]])! BE AMAZED at the Marty Stu following the random kidnappers of his girlfriend using ships from ''[[Star Wars]]''!
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* '''[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/01/fan_fiction_friday_wolverine_cyclops_and_jean_grey.php Day Of Reckoning]''' ([[Gorn]], [[Character Derailment]], Character Death, [[Rape as Drama]], [[You Fail Biology Forever]], ''''[[I'm a Humanitarian|CANNIBALISM]]''''' (Note: Link leads to superior [[MST]] at [[Topless Robot]])
** Fandom: ''[[X-Men]]''
** Pairing: Wolverine/Phoenix/Cyclops ''rape''
** Synopsis: ''WATCH'' Jean have mindless sex with Wolverine, complete with [[Gratuitous French]]! ''SEE'' [[Rouge Angles of Satin|Scoot]] [[You Make Me Sic|[sic]]] [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel|RAPE]] Jean, ''[[Character Derailment|the most powerful]] [[Chickification|psychic in the series]]'' while ''[[Body Horror|BURNING HER ALIVE]]''! ''[[Narm|BALK as Cyclops']] ''[[You Fail Biology Forever|SEVERED HEAD PASSES OUT.]]'' Oh, and [[It Gets Worse|Wolverine]] [[Wall Banger|eats Jean for having Cyclops' kid.]] [[Kill'Em All|And they all die.]]
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* '''[[Desert Fortress]]''' ([[No Yay]], [[Mister Seahorse]], [[Squick]], Yaoi, [[Sick and Wrong]])
** Fandom: ''[[The Legend of Zelda]]''
** Pairing: Link/Ganon
** Synopsis: Link finally faces Ganon. He prepares to finish him off once and for all when suddenly, Ganon [[We Can Rule Together|makes him an offer to join him.]] Link, tired of the fighting and killing, relucantly accepts and forsakes his title of hero. [[Squick]] ensues, including Ganon putting Link in a ritual to have him give birth to their child. [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel|*shudders*]]
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* '''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4181925/1/Diamond_Pokemon Diamond Pokemon]''' (bestiality, explicit sex, biology fail, ''pedophilia,'' slash, femmeslash, [[Character Derailment]])
** Fandom: ''[[Pokémon]]''
** Pairings: Many.
** Synopsis: Dawn goes on a journey and has sex with [[Anything That Moves]].
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