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* During ''[[Batman|A Death In The Family]]'', the Joker makes a visit to the Middle East and Africa to wreak havoc and ends up killing Jason Todd. The worst part of the storyline is what happens later; a man with the likeness of Ayatollah Khomeini appoints the Joker as Iran's UN Ambassador, thus granting him Diplomatic Immunity. Granted, it was 1989, and this particular method of painting countries evil has been in use since [[World War II]]; but the idea of ANY world leader in their right mind making the [[Axe Crazy|Jo]][[Monster Clown|ker]] an official diplomat with official diplomatic immunity is, um, insane.
** The idea that any world leader in their right mind would attack the embassy of a country capable of removing their own nation from the map and hold its personnel hostage for over 400 days is also insane, but Khomeini did that shit in real life so apparently he sorta ''was''.
** The comics later retconned the story so Joker got his [[Diplomatic Impunity]] from the ficticious [[Qurac]] -- the terrorist capital of the DC world. They would be crazy enough to do that.
* ''[[Cry for Justice]]'' #7 and its aftermath. ''To expand'', the death of Lian Harper, Roy Harper's young daughter. Killed off for no reason in a particularly brutal example of [[Stuffed Into the Fridge]].
** Somehow, it's getting worse. It seems that they're using Lian's death to [[Character Derailment|derail]] Roy Harper from a stable, well adjusted single father into a [[wangst]]y drug addict who sinks to using Black Canary's infertility as a point to lash out at her <ref>which in fact is a [[Series Continuity Error]] since Dinah's infertility was cured when she took a dip in a Lazarus Pit a few years back when she was dating Ra's Al Ghul, which just shows how poorly the series was researched</ref> calling Donna Troy a whore and blaming her for ''her'' family's death, and blaming Mia for Lian's death. It sends several decades' worth of [[Character Development]] down the drain to make some half-assed Punisher clone out of Roy.
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*** This could be [[Handwaved]] by saying that the depowering was just God (the story is ''called'' "Act of God") arbitrarily choosing people to render mortal, what with him being God and all. This is [[Voodoo Shark|even stupider.]]
*** [[Wonder Woman]] herself suggests this and '''becomes a Christian and begins praying in church'''. Wonder Woman is from an ancient society of Greek Amazons who worship the Greek Pantheon, who Wonder Woman got her powers from; and she has '''met her own Gods'''! She's practically a demi-God herself. Did getting [[Hijacked by Jesus]] become ''so literal'' in that story that the Greek Gods don't exist anymore—wait, maybe it is, what with magical beings disappearing, but we are getting into thorny ontological territory here. It's as if Marvel's Thor became Jewish.
**** It gets worse. In the same period where Superman was killed by Doomsday and Batman was crippled by Bane, Diana was killed off but [[Came Back Strong|returned as the Godess of Truth.]] That me sayLet's thisrepeat againthat: '''Wonder Woman was once a Goddess on Mount Olympus''' and she is turningconverting to ChristianChristianity.
*** The story involves ''every single'' super-powered being losing their powers. [[Big "What?"|WHAT?!]] HOW is that possible?! This isn't [[Marvel Comics]], and they aren't mutants - they got their powers from different sources, for different reasons. At least some of them should have kept their powers!
*** And as [[Atop the Fourth Wall|Linkara]] rightly pointed out, alien heroes like Superman or the Martian Manhunter shouldn't have been de-powered at all because ''they don't have superpowers in the first place''. Their "powers" are the natural abilities of their respective species. Being a [[Flying Brick]] with laser-vision and a shape-shifting telepath is ''normal'' for them. It's like if the moon had an atmosphere, was habitable, the population consisted of weakling deaf people, and a human arrived on it. The human would be six times as strong as the weakling deaf people and could hear. Then this Act Of God happened, and all of a sudden the human is now deaf and is 1/6th as strong as he used to be.
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** Oh, Wallbangery in Star Wars gets better with the "The Clone Wars" Volume comics. The FIRST issue already had gaping plotholes. The Banking-Clan was found building seperatist battle cruisers in their shipyards, so the Jedi proposed to destroy it. All fine and good, but Palpatine gives the explanation that the Banking-Clan is neutral in the war and an attack on their ships would make them side with the Confederacy. This would be the Banking Clan whose chairman San Hill verbally signed on with Dooku in "Attack of the Clones" while Obi-Wan was watching. That makes them about as neutral as the Trade Federation.
*** It seems that in ''[[Star Wars: The Clone Wars]]'' cartoon series, the Trade Federation was still part of the Republic and disavowed Nute Gunray while one of the Holonet News broadcasts seemed to have a neutral/Republic supporting Techno Union guy. It may be that the Commerce Guilds had internal divisions with regard to the war (or more likely, maintain a veneer of plausible deniability to play both sides against the middle and exploit the situation for maximum profitability).
***Even before the Clone Wars, ''[[Attack of the Clones]]'' had San Hill specifically claim he would be supporting the SeparatistSeparatists "in a non-exclusive arrangmentarrangement of course". Given Thethat the IGBC is the galactic equivialentequivalent of the Federal Reserve and mintmints currency, the last thing they would want is to lose the Galactic Republic as a customer.
* SA storyline in ''[[Peanuts]]'' where Charlie Brown goes up to bat, but loses the game because he got distracted by the fact that the Red-Haired Girl is watching him. What cheesed me off was the fact that, on the third pitch, Charlie was clearly looking the other way when the pitcher threw the ball. In other words, the pitcher deliberately threw the ball when Charlie had his back turned. And that somehow counts as strike three?! If you ask me, it provides proof of my theory that the reason Charlie Brown's team keeps losing is that the other teams are cheaters.
** For extra concussion, see the [[Wall Banger/Western Animation|Wall Banger section on Western Animation]]. The ''Peanuts'' animated 'toons cranked it up to eleven.
* The ''"New Power''" arc from the ''[[W.I.T.C.H.|W.I.T.C.H]]'' comic series easily qualifies. Sure, it's a simple "new, more powerful bad guy shows up, so characters get a power boost" story on the outside; but the details are enough to make your head spin and wonder what they were thinking! Probably the worst of the wall-banging points would be having Matt Olsen, the boyfriend of main character Will Vandom, go from guitar-playing normal guy to sage-like person {{spoiler|who's from Kandrakar DESPITE''despite'' having a family on Earth AND knowing the team's secret since day one, before Will told him}}; and he acts like a jerk and is utterly cryptic while training them. And it isn't until {{spoiler|Yan Lin gets through to the girls}} near the end that they {{spoiler|get their act together and defeat their foe.}} And now, {{spoiler|most of the ''children of Heatherfield'' are magic-endowed -- NOT just the girls!}} Ladies and gentlemen, the [[Jumping the Shark|shark has been jumped!]]
* The quality of ''[[Alien]] vs. [[Predator]]'' comics varies wildly... but ''Alien vs. Predator vs. [[Terminator]]'' has a moment of brain imploding super handwaving that results in INSTANT head desk. Following the events of Alien: Resurrection, the writers clearly felt a need to reconcile the two continuities. Ready for it? The characters find a message from John Connor explaining the threat from the [[Terminator]] that's spoiling everyone's day - naturally, he exposits on Skynet, Judgement Day and the like. Someone comments they missed, oh, the whole genocide of humanity by sentient machines and reduction of most of the world to rubble. What possible explanation could there be for almost the entire human race being oblivious to this? MILITARY COVER UP!
** Who would do this? The military would be the Resistance who just spent their lives living in the dirt, eating garbage, and ''trying to stop the machines''. A reaction akin to that in the [[Dune]] universe seems infinitely more likely than a cover up. No one alive is going to want to cover this up.
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