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** There was a hilarious one in which Spock is mailed a pamphlet called "[[Mate or Die|Pon Farr]] and you."
* A particularly funny ''[[Naruto]]'' fanfic had Naruto going around and asking all the adults in the village what sex is and keeping a journal of the info he gets as they all either brush him off or give him lewd advice. "NEVER GO INTO ANKO'S HOUSE! She has a bunch of weird equipment and she's hard to get away from when she gets her clothes off."
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** ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3064884/1/The_Mating_Frenzy The Mating Frenzy]'' has Tsunade order Kakashi, Asuma, Gai and Kurenai to "go wherever and explain to [their respective teams] the facts of life". [[Hilarity Ensues]]:
*** Kakashi's way: Using Icha Icha Paradise.
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*** Asuma's way: "Here's a porno video. There's the TV. I'll be back in an hour¦"
*** Kurenai's way: Kiba using Akamaru's "special friend" to [[Brain Bleach|"demonstrate"]].
* There's a very funny fan fic called ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20120413235824/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2759/1/The_Talk The Talk]''. Batman, Nightwing, and Superman joined together to give the talk to Robin (Tim). They gave a special type of superhero talk that involves body armor.
* A fanfic for ''[[Tales of Symphonia]]'' where the group is in Tethe'alla. [[The Messiah|Colette]] asks the OC about something that [[Handsome Lech|Zelos]] did that involved a girl. Said OC completely freaks out and tells Colette to ask Regal, who in turn gets flustered and doesn't say anything. The next day Colette says that she found the Wonder Chef, who, when asked about sex, proceeded to tell it all to Colette. In detail. Including information about fetishes and erectile dysfunction. She blushes in the presence of Zelos and can't even hear the word 'wood' without freaking out.
* ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20120414155627/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5772667/1/Nuts_and_Bolts Nuts And Bolts]'' featured [[Iron Man|Tony Stark]] giving the talk to his son. He was reluctant at first since he really didn't see the reason why.
{{quote|Pepper: Now, are you going to talk to him?
Tony: Nope.
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Tony: Experimentation, and [[Casanova|look how I turned out!]] }}
* Variations on Murdoc giving Noodle The Talk are almost a [[Running Gag]] in [[Gorillaz]] fandom. [http://chelonianmobile.deviantart.com/favourites/#/dotfwp An amusing example] (worksafe fanart).
* A few ''[[Tangled]]'' fanfics have sprung up which involve [[The Ingenue|Rapunzel]] learning the finer points of romance and sex, including [https://web.archive.org/web/20130605110307/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6540988/1/What_You_Dont_Know What You Don't Know].
* ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3464211/1/Litany Litany]'' has two examples. First, there is Batman calling Robin once he hears he dates Star. At the end of the chapter (we never actually hear the dialogue):
{{quote|Robin buried his face in his hands, embarrassed beyond belief.
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* In ''[[Kitsune on Campus]]'', {{spoiler|Naruto}} is forced to give one to class 3-A as a punishment for {{spoiler|painting entire campus orange}}. He is less than pleased.
* The ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic]]'' fanfic [http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1983/The-Birds-and-the-Bees The Birds and the Bees] has the Cutie Mark Crusaders getting into hilarious shenanigans as they try to figure out where foals come from, and repeatedly get the wrong idea from asking the Mane Six.
* For ''[[Axis Powers Hetalia]]'', Sealand gets an incredibly awkward and incomplete version of the talk from Sweden and Finland after accidentally walking in on them in [https://web.archive.org/web/20120422085947/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7870821/1/Why_is_Mama_Moaning 'Why Is Mama Moaning?'].
==== ''[[Harry Potter]]'' Fan Works ====
* An old (and much [[Better Than It Sounds]]) ''[[Harry Potter]]'' [[Fan Fiction]] entitled ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20040831143621/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/288735/1/ Plugs and Outlets]'' featured Arthur Weasley explaining the facts of life to Ron in terms of the titular [[Muggle]] technology. The mostly hilarious sequel ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20041020042548/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/340495/1/ Quills and Ink Bottles]'' is the same principle applied to Molly Weasley telling Ginny about the facts of life, and the trilogy is completed with ''[
** There is a [[Harry Potter]] [
** There are several good HP ones of Snape having to teach Sex Ed to Hogwarts students. [https://web.archive.org/web/20110809100223/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1205523/1/ Example].
** There's one where Ron and Hermione are caught snogging by Ron's entire family, and all of the older Weasley men attempt to have The Talk with Ron, most hilariously the twins, who are armed with Muggle porn.
* Quite possibly the best ''[[Harry Potter]]'' Talk is from ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20131013162626/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5435295/1/The_Bonds_of_Blood The Bonds of Blood]''.
{{quote|'''Sirius:''' Know what sex is?
'''Harry:''' Er, mostly.
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"Oh God." Sirius peeks out from behind the curtain. "You win." }}
* There's [http://musings-of-apathy.fanficauthors.net/Harry_Potter_and_the_Cracked_Reservoir/index/ a fic] where each Weasley brother plays a prank on Harry as initiation into the family (he started dating Ginny). One of the pranks was convincing McGonagall to give Harry The Talk - ''with animated diagrams''. Afterwards, Harry is coming to his dorms... and meets Ginny who has the same look he does - her mother talked to her, too.
* There's a Harry/Luna fanfic ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20120418012809/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1437039/6/Harry_Potter_and_the_Awkward_Date Harry Potter and the Awkward Date]'' where as soon as everyone hears that Harry asked Luna to go see a movie, they each try to give Harry what he calls ''The Lecture''. Almost none of them help.
* There's a hilarious one quite simply called ''[https://web.archive.org/web/20120421074640/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5933215/1/The_Talk The Talk]'' where because of his orphan status, various parental figures in Harry's life decide to give him The Talk. Independently. He ends up going through it ''six times.''
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