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High-pressure/high-temperature pipelines are made of substandard materials that easily tear or rupture in response to a thrown punch that unintentionally hits them, often causing [[Excessive Steam Syndrome]], and the only surfaces strong enough to withstand a bullet are the ones that will ricochet a shot back at the hero or the villain. Floors and walkways have a nasty tendency to collapse, [[Plummet Perspective|large sections just falling away]] as if the builders ran out of rivets halfway through and hoped no one would notice.
 
High above, a crane swings round errantlyerratically, just waiting to drop [[Accordion Man|random heavy objects on your head]]. Billows of smoke and steam belch from every other vent, and unidentified liquids drip unimpeded from somewhere high overhead to lubricate the already tenuous footing on the substandard walkways. Guardrails, if they're present at all, are flimsy and prone to breakage or collapse if anything close to a normal human's weight is put on them (but see also the [[Railing Kill]]).
 
And oddly enough, for all the lack of safety compliance, the factory's door will be unlocked or easily entered, and there will be ''[[The Guards Must Be Crazy|not a single night watchman]]'' in the obviously dangerous facility.<ref>Of course, would ''you'' want to wander around such a place for hours at a time every night?</ref>
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