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*** [[Too Dumb to Live|And if that's still too hard for you...]]
* A minor example: An ad for Swiffer dusters shows a person using an ordinary feather duster... by pounding it up and down on various surfaces, kicking up an unbelievable cloud of dust. Has any one in history used a feather duster in this fashion? Except to film a stupid commercial or get back at a neat freak?
* The Flash Dustmagnet is basically a flexible feather duster that allows you to dust around things. Invaluable since, as the advert shows, the only alternative is to clutch the entire contents of a shelf to your chest with one hand; while waving a conventional duster ineffectually in the vague direction of the shelf with the other.
* The Brazilian Polishop is infamous when it comes to this trope. We got people who can't use a toothbrush, to people who can't peel a fruit without throwing the fruit through the nearest window, to people who can't PUT A DISH OVER A COMMON TABLE.
* There's a pic that made the rounds on gaming forums a while back: It was from a Best Buy, where the employees had affixed stickers to all the copies of ''Call of Duty 4: [[Modern Warfare]]'' for Xbox 360 that cheerfully offered to "Let us install it for you!"
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