Too Incompetent to Operate a Blanket: Difference between revisions

* Dyson vac commercials actually avert this. When demonstrating the vacuuming pattern with a regular upright, then with the Dyson Ball (the one with the mega huge yellow ball wheel that rounds corners easier), the user of the regular vacuum actually does a good job of using the regular upright.

** Which actually makes the visual improvement more believable.

** The big problem is that the ad is really uneven. Half of the testimonials are marketing it as a spa product (it massages as it cleans and pumices calluses away!), and the others market it as a convenience product (for those who have trouble bending over, like the handicapped or overweight). The testimonials kind of blend and it just makes it sound like everybody is too damn lazy to lean over.

** Also, they misspelled "heels."