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{{quote|"Finally, and most annoyingly, we have Chewbacca's son, Lumpy. You will soon learn to hate Lumpy. You'll hate him when he smiles, you'll hate him when he looks sad, you'll hate him when he growls, and you'll hate him when he watches his holographic Cirque de Soleil gymnasts. On an annoyance scale, think of Jar Jar Binks and every single Ewok rolled into one, then multiply that nightmare by 3,720. I mean, seriously - just look at him. Tell me you have ever, in your life, wanted to set fire to something more."|''[[Wrestlecrap]]'', [http://www.wrestlecrap.com/classic9.html in discussion of the cast of the] ''[[Star Wars Holiday Special]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Spoony''': "There's just something about this game, something irrational, something instinctive that when I see [Tidus], I just wanna ''punch this motherfucker''! This sissy shorts-wearing fucking bat-faced Leonardo DiCaprio-looking jagoff, ''fuck this guy''! Fuck him and his [[Department of Redundancy Department|leather lederhosen]]! I hate his fucking faggy Meg Ryan hair! I hate his smug, fucking hideous Arch Hall Jr face! I hate his stupid, girly, banana-coloured half-vest! I hate his stupid, squeaky, nasal fucking voice!"<br />
'''Tidus''': "[[Never Live It Down|A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! A-HA-HA-HA-HA!]]"<br />
'''Spoony''': "And every time he opens his big fucking mouth I just wanna stab him in the throat with an ice pick just to watch him die! '''I HATE HIM! I HATE YOU! I HATE THIS GAME! AAAAAAARGH!'''"|''[[The Spoony Experiment]]''}}
 
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