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'''Monica''': ''[Relieved] Really?''
'''Chandler''':'' Yes, just some old fashioned, American, girl-on-girl action.''
'''Monica''':'' You have no idea how happy that makes me!''
|''[[Friends]]''}}
{{quote|'''Max:''' I think you've got it all wrong, Terra.
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'''Max:''' In this fantasy, obviously, no woman is "unattainable". Lesbianism takes on a completely different meaning.
'''Terra:''' And what is that meaning?
'''Max:''' "Hey, look, there's two of them!"
|''[[One Over Zero]]'', [http://www.undefined.net/1/0/?strip{{=}}410 #410].}}
{{quote|'''Pretty White Girl''': (Singing off cue cards) ''I like lesbians!'' (Dave hands her another card) ''I like lesbians!'' (Another card) ''Uh, I like lesbians!''
'''Dave''': I really like lesbians!
|'''[[Chappelle's Show]]'''}}
{{quote|"''Girls are like [[Voltron]], the more you stick together, the better it gets."''
|'''<ChopLogik> in [http://bash.org/?108617 this] [[bash.org]] quote'''}}
{{quote|''"Nothing gives me a woody like two chicks gettin' it on."''
|'''[[Howard Stern]]'''}}
{{quote|''"It's fun, it's naked, and I agree with both of them!"''
|'''Paul Reiser'''}}
{{quote|'''Tycho:''' ...you spent a hundred dollars on [[Manga]], and you can't read Japanese.
'''Gabe:''' Yes, but I '''do''' read '''Lesbonese'''.
|''[[Penny Arcade (Webcomic)|Penny Arcade]]'', "[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/3/27/ The DouJinshi Code]"}}
{{quote|'''Mark''': But Elena's betrayed you! What difference does it make that it's with a woman?
'''Jez''': Because it's ''[[Double Standard|hot!]]''
|'''[[Peep Show]]'''}}
{{quote|''"You buy us dinner, and we make out in front of you. That's, like, the best deal ever."''
|'''Santana''', ''[[Glee]]''}}
{{quote|'''Amy:''' Do I really look like that?
'''Future!Amy:''' Yeah, yeah you do.
'''Amy:''' Ooh, I'd give you [[Is That What They're Calling It Now?|your
'''Future!Amy:''' Ooh, I bet you would.
'''Doctor:''' Oh, this is how it all ends: Pond flirting with herself. True love at last... oh, sorry, [[Dogged Nice Guy|Rory.]]
'''Rory:''' [[Twin Threesome Fantasy|Absolutely no problem at all.]]
|''[[Doctor Who]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}SYvrdejvbuk 2011 Red Nose Day Special]}}
{{quote|''"Lesbians are porn efficient. It's sex with a greater density of women. Porn wise, lesbians are like a jam sandwich without the sandwich and just the jam. [[Metaphorgotten|In fact, lesbians are just a big blob of jam]]. Well, not actually. [[Digging Yourself Deeper|Unless they've exploded in all the lesbonic excitement]]."''
|'''Jeff''', ''[[Coupling]]''}}
{{quote|'''Scott''': ''You and <small>HER</small>?!''
'''Ramona''': ''It was just a phase.''
'''Scott''': ''You had a sexy phase?!''
|''[[Scott Pilgrim|Scott Pilgrim Gets It Together]]''}}
{{quote|''I hear you've been slipping it to that pirate slut from the Hanged Man. What's that like? Two women! I've always wondered.''
|'''Gamlen Amell''' to ''his niece'', ''[[Dragon Age II]]''}}
{{quote|''Man loved women, and women loved men, and men loved men, and... women loved women! Yeah, you know we all like to watch that!''
|'''[[Foo Fighters|Dave Grohl]]''', [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}6e5hRLbCaCs "Keep It Clean"]}}
{{quote|'''Mr. Shibata''': I'm looking to buy a home security system for my bedroom involving at least three cameras. My wife is having an affair, you see…
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