Grand Unifying Guesses/The Actor Rule: Difference between revisions

** By the same token, all of Brett Weaver's characters are reincarnations of the same man, whose only goal in his serial existence is to live past twenty. He's getting closer...

* The ancient king [[Fate/stay night|Gilgamesh]] eventually attained eternal life and youth, becoming known to history as many different great heroes, such as [[Lunar|Kyle the Bandit King]], [[Skies of Arcadia|Vyse the Blue Rogue]], and, er, [[Pokémon|Tracey]], among numerous others. Finally, after his adventures as [[Vision of Escaflowne|Van Fanel]], he gained an appreciation for good old Earth living and [[Humongous Mecha]]. His next identity was an [[Ordinary High School Student]] who [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|almost died trying to become a mecha pilot]]. After that debacle, he trained hard and became [[Full Metal Panic!|a mecha pilot who nearly died trying to become a high school student]] instead. He survived to early retirement and decided to let himself age a little and become the proprietor of an [[Lucky Star|anime shop]]. After inadvertantly pissing off Konata/Haruhi/Morgan Freeman/God and being hurled forward to the 22nd century, where he decided to become [[Martian Successor Nadesico|a mecha pilot again]]. Unfortunately, he'd gotten rusty, and was shot in the second episode. After "dying", his immortality eventually kicked in, and he tried to redeem himself in a [[Mobile Suit Victory Gundam|few]] [[Gundam Seed|other]] space conflicts, though he didn't truly manage it until he wound up in [[G Gundam|Neo-Japan]].

** That does explain [[Bionicle|Onua's]] [[Deus Ex Machina]] tendencies...

** And Duo has a hell of a lot of religious overtones...

*** Then Link must be Little Kuriboh, but that's a GUG all on its own.

* The ''real'' reason [[Fruits Basket|Tohru Honda]] is so [[Pollyanna|perky]]? It's to hide her second life as [[Gunslinger Girl|an Italian child assassin]].

** I thought [[Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies|Father Wins, Everyone Dies]] Ed goes to become a [[An Ice Person|different]] [[Bleach|Shinigami]] (Or maybe a [[Naruto|female ninja]] in purgatory) while Father goes around taking over worlds. Somewhere along the way, he takes over/destroys our wold, and discovers the whole early theory that Ed was Pride. He went "That makes sense, but he should be Greed" and tried to make him destroy the [[Final Fantasy IX|next world]] on the list, only for Ed's hero genes to kick in.

* Wait just a damn minute! That means [[Powerpuff Girls|Professor Utonium and Him]] are the same person! ''Cree-py.''

**** Except [[Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice|this time]], she has the power to [[One-Man Army|kill him all by herself]].

** [[Bleach|Ulquiorra Schiffer]] (hilariously enough) by this rule, also is: [[Ax Crazy|Micheal Trinity]] from Gundam00, [[A God Am I|Kami-sama]] from Saiyuki, and [[Stepford Smiler|Fai]] from [[Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle]]. Not to mention he's the Japanese [[Hannibal Rising|Hannibal Lecter]], [[Terminator|John Connor]], and [[The Lord of the Rings|Frodo Baggins]]. Dead laughing yet?

* Shiori Misaka's sister [[Kanon|Kaori]] is also [[Naruto|Sasuke's]] [[Fate/stay night|Servant Saber]], and Hiroyuki Fujita's [[To Heart|girlfriend]].

** Off of the ''[[To Heart]]'' idea, [[To Heart|Multi]] is [[Toradora!|Minori Kushieda]]. Both looooove to [[Hostile Show Takeover|bathe in the spotlight]].

* After graduating at Hakuou Academy at the age of thirteen, the [[Student Council President]] Maria moved to another high school to repeat her education, because she literally skipped her way to graduation. However, because of a certain [[Jerkass]], she failed her university entrance examinations, [[Azumanga Daioh|despite having a ten year old prodigy for a friend]]. She could no longer come to terms with the educational system, so she elected to work in one of [[Shakugan no Shana|Shana's]] [[Hayate the Combat Butler|mansions as a maid]].

* Chiyo's Dad, after abandoning both his [[Azumanga Daioh|ten-year old genius daughter]] and his [[Magnificent Bastard]] [[Chessmaster]] [[Code Geass|of a son]], decided to take up street fighting, until he could fire [[Street Fighter|rainbow colored beams from his hands while wearing a red captain's uniform]]. He eventually gained enough power, [[Code Geass|stole his brother's Code]], and [[Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence|Ascended to a Higher Plane of Existence]] by becoming the [[Hayate the Combat Butler|Voice in the Heavens]].

** Alternatively, Tomoya received way too many bad ends, and later his reincarnation was to become [[Macross Frontier|a mecha pilot who fights aliens and having affairs with two Idol Singers]], but this becomes a bizarro universe where he's being killed by [[Kikuko Inoue|an incarnation of]] [[Guilty Gear|a guitar-wielding witch bitch]], who cursed him on his death, reliving all his bad ends as Tomoya and and in frustration, he swore off humanity and [[BlazBlue|became a ghost that terrorizes them while praising the truth of despair.]] That didn't work out, he's eventually beaten by humans and banished without his memory to another world where [[Mobile Suit Gundam 00|he became another mecha pilot, while still remembering some of his hammy tendencies back in the past as the ghost]]. He ended up doing a [[Heroic Sacrifice]] that impressed the universe so they gave him a reincarnation for a normal life... [[Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai!|with an uber-cute little sister]].

* [[wikipedia:Stuart Little (film)|Fredrick Little]] was never the same after his hip injury. His addiction to painkillers and gradual loss of social graces led his wife to divorce him. Alone and depressed, he [[House MD|changed his name and moved to Princeton, where he took up a position as a doctor]]. However, his vulnerability continued to plague him, and as his mental state degraded, he eventually tried to cure himself by [[Monsters vs. Aliens|splicing himself with a cockroach]]. This was effective, but he was dissatisfied by the overall result, and eventually made a bargain with a minor god that restored his humanity and rendered him effectively immortal. Unfortunately, the bargain rid him of his remaining brilliance and thrust him [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0491402/ backward in time by several centuries]. He's still working his way into the present, scraping his brains back together as he goes. Only time will tell what happens next.