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== Digi-Fox ==
 
The other fox furry, who resides in [[Stargate City|Vancouver]], [[The Other Rainforest|British Columbia]], [[Canada, Eh?|Canada]]. He is the oldest of the cast and arguably the most mellowed out. His knowledge and interest in wrestling is only one facet of his spectrum of interests, which include Dj-ing, writing, music and video production. He is the good twin of Matt Hardy V8 and has a dog named Sam who appears in a few of his videos.
 
* [[A Boy and His X|A Boy And His Dog]]: Digi-Fox and Sam
* [[Badass Long Hair]]: Until he got himself a [[Important Haircut|Dolph Ziggler haircut]].
* [[Canada, Eh?]]
* [[Catch Phrase]]: 'I'm Digi-Fox, the fox that rocks your socks.'
* [[Cloudcuckoolander]]: His passing comment [[Chris Jericho|'ChrisJericho's gonna win it.']] concerning a main event title match at the Royal Rumble, a match Jericho wasn't even involved in, has many questioning Digi-Fox' overall sanity.
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* [[Break the Cutie]]: Normally calm and collected, Duos has gone off on her recent episodes SEVERAL times. It took a little while, but she's finally become as broken as the rest of the cast.
* [[Catch Phrase]]: Duos used to introduce herself with "I'm Your Token Chick" but retired it after a short time.
* [[Rule Thirty Four34]]: Reads A LOT of fan fiction in her spare time.
* [[There Are No Girls On the Internet|There Are No Female Wrestling Fans]]: Inverted with Duosangel.
** She mainly became a fan through watching Spoony's Wrestle! Wrestle! videos after not watching since she was a little kid. The rest of the cast has taken up the responsibility of educating her on wrestling as much as possible.
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* [[Animal Mecha]]: His avatar is a mecha-raptor.
* [[Butt Monkey]]: Ironbite has certainly filled this role lately, but this is subject to change.
* [[Dude, Not Funny]]: (In-universe)Often his preferred style of humor.
* [[The Snark Knight]]
 
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* [[Badass Baritone]]
* [[Berserk Button]]: When a wrestler, male or female wins via a roll up in a situation where the wrestler in question was supposed to be booked having a stronger victory.
* [[But You Screw One Goat!]]: Invokes this tropes from time to time.
* [[Cool Old Guy]]: Jingus is in his early 30s.
* [[Elders]]: Jingus has been referred to as [[The Undertaker]] of the show, as he's one of the oldest members and tends to have the most wisdom about the going ons of wrestling, as he was a former wrestler/referee himself.
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== Lonewarriorsinc ==
 
An avid [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]] fan and a fan of wrestling, she resides in [[Bret Hart|Calgary, Alberta]] [[Canada, Eh?|Canada]]. Her often loose and unpredictable style often serves as a foil to the more serious cast members. She has a very low breaking threshold.
 
* [[Break the Cutie]]: Was broken in 4 minutes when Backlash and Subrick were talking about Lars [[A Date With Rosie Palms|masturbating to a Velvet Sky action figure for 5 hours.]]
* [[Ascended Fanboy|Ascended Fangirl]]
* [[Canada, Eh?]]
 
== Magpie ==
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== Megafighter3 ==
 
The man of a thousand catchphrases (999 of them stolen) from [[Lovecraft Country|Wilmigton, Massachusetts]]. Megafighter3 responds to bad wrestling by often talking about [[Pokémon (Franchise)|Pokémon]] or [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (Animation)|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]] or the [[CA Ws]] he's created (or downloaded) in WWE 12.
 
* [[Anti Humor]]: His preferred style of humor. Had sabotaged many jokes this way.
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* [[Catch Phrase]]: "Get off my show!" has become Megafighter's response anytime someone (usually Noleaf) interrupts the show.
** [[Phrase Catcher]]: "It's not your show!" Is bound to follow from someone else.
* [[EverythingsEverything's Better With Penguins]]: Megafighter3's avatar is a penguin.
* [[Follow the Leader]]: Steals everyone's catchphrases.
* [[Red Baron]]: The Matt Striker of [[Dark Match]]
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* [[The Bus Came Back]]: Mr. War Machine, left the show due to burn out with wrestling, plus his planet needed him. Recently, he was released from Dark Match hosting duties, though that turned out to be a [[Worked Shoot|work]]
* [[Owl Be Damned]]: Really hates owls, possibly more than Booker T and Vickie Guerrero and the blue power ranger.
* [[Rule Thirty Four34]]: The segment 'Mr. War Machine's Slashfic Theatre' in which he reads hypothetical scenarios involving ceratin wrestlers such as Sting, [[Jeff Hardy]] and [[Hulk Hogan]] engaging in hot gay sex in the style of an overly romanticized fanfic. It's way funnier that it sounds.
* [[Token Minority]]: Sort of.
* [[Younger Than They Look|Younger Than They Sound]]: Mr. War Machine doesn't sound it, but he's actually the youngest member of the cast at 16 years old.
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* [[Catch Phrase]]: [[Bow Chicka Wow Wow]]
* [[Follow the Leader]]: Often steals Teefus's catchphrase to comedic effect.
* [[Hair -Trigger Temper]]
* [[Selective Memory]]: Noleaf can never seem to remember Murphy's name; in his mind, there is only Gunner, and Gunner's Pal.
* [[Sir Swearsalot]]
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== Revolverman ==
 
Hailing from [[Eskimo Land|Prince George]], [[The Other Rainforest|British Columbia]], [[Canada, Eh?|Canada]], Revolverman is one of the funniest Darkmatch members.
 
* [[Canada, Eh?]]
* [[Commuting On a Bus]]: Pops up from college every once in a while.
* [[Evil Foreigner]]: Challenged Teefus to a Canada VS USA debate.
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* [[Berserk Button]]: When Madison Rayne claimed that TNA has "the best women's division in the world", he proceeded to go insane, labeling Wrestlicious a better promotion than TNA.
** The constant burial of the Divas of Doom is also a hot button issue for him. One particular instance of Natalya losing to Alicia Fox by roll up caused him to be in rant mode for pretty much the rest of the episode.
* [[Motor Mouth]]: When something pisses him off, which also includes many a [[Cluster F -Bomb]] to boot.
* [[The Bus Came Back]]: Subrick, after No Leaf Clover used the Space-Dimensions Kinetic Ylem Portal Expressway (or S.K.Y.P.E) in an attempt to rid reality of the Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber relationship.
* [[The Snark Knight]]
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* [[The Alcoholic]]: Just about pickled himself to death playing the TNA Drinking Game.
* [[All -American Face]]: Defeated [[Evil Foreigner]] Revolverman in a Canada VS USA debate
* [[Arch Enemy]]: Lars
* [[But You Screw One Goat!]]: Teefus made a number of zoo related jokes during the review for the TNA episode with the two horses Jeff Jarret bought for Karen.
* [[Catch Phrase]]: He says "I'm in the DANJA ZONE!" at seemingly random moments.
* [[Cool Mask]]: Teefus has purchased on Sin Cara mask.
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* [[Sir Swearsalot]]
* [[The Snark Knight]]
* [[Right -Hand -Cat]]: Teefus has a cat named Kali that appeared in the first non-regular review show, mocking TNA's bad parody of WWE's Undertaker promos. He openly would prefer a dog but she comes when he calls her.
 
== Side Characters ==
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* [[A Boy and His X|A Boy And His Dog]]: Digi-Fox and Sam
* [[CaligulasCaligula's Horse]]: Digi-Fox' appointed co-host in the 'My Dog Sam' series.
* [[Canada, Eh?]]
* [[Canine Companion]]: Appeared in a short video called 'My Dog Sam Is Smarter Than Hogan, Bischoff, Carter, Jarrett and Russo' and can also be heard barking in certain episodes, much to the chagrin of the rest of the cast.
** Sam's barks are usually met with a resounding "Hi Sam!" from the crowd.
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