The Internet Is for Porn: Difference between revisions

Reality check: only 1% of all websites on the internet are pornographic (and porn constitutes only 30% of internet traffic, according to [http://www.extremetech.com/computing/123929-just-how-big-are-porn-sites one study]). It's mostly for advertising. Although a lot of the advertisements are for porn sites. But the porn is what people really pay attention to. See the ''[[QI]]'' example below.

 

 

Seriously, what are you doing on ''this'' website? ([[Fetish Fuel|As if we don't already know!]])

 

== Anime & Manga ==

 

== Films ==

** Red Bull as well! Mustn't forget the Red Bull.

* A somewhat example with ''[[Little Children]]'', where Sarah's husband becomes addicted to a specific porn persona on the internet, going to such an extreme that he is caught by Sarah {{spoiler|[[Caught With Your Pants Down|masturbating to the porn girl with her online bought panties over his face]].}}

*** "{{spoiler|[[And Another Thing|Oh and delete your internet history.]]}}" Granted, it's possible this comment had more to do with the fact that he just {{spoiler|[[Hollywood Hacking|hacked into, and sent a virus to all the world's computers.]]}}

* In ''[[Queer As Folk]]'' Ted was frequently shown, and eventually got fired for, browsing porn sites while at work. Immediately prior to him getting fired it was shown that several of his co-workers were also viewing porn on the internet while they were supposed to be working. Keep in mind Ted was an accountant.

** Also when Liz put Frank in charge during her absence his first directive was to take down the office firewall "so we can browse porn again."

* Referenced in ''[[The Closer]]'', when Brenda becomes the "most downloaded fully-clothed woman on the internet", thanks to a video of her getting beaten by a [[Bridezilla]].

** This is even funnier when you remember that in ''[[Xenosaga (Video Game)|Xenosaga]]'', their version of the internet makes use of [[Dream Land|an extradimensional space that is actually Humanity's Collective Unconscious]]. Goes to show what's ''really'' on everybody's minds...

* In ''[[Persona 2]]: Innocent Sin'', you can occasionally be asked by a demon, in your contacts, what the Internet is for. OBVIOUSLY, one of the options, no matter what character is being asked, is to say that it's for porn. It's always funny.

** Between 2 and 3, Cerberus attempted to remotely shut EDI down. She responded by flooding their computers with '''seven zettabytes ''' of porn (most of it was Joker's). For comparison, the entírety of The Internet around 2010 was estimated to be half a zettabyte of data.

* In ''[[Resident Evil the Darkside Chronicles]]'', heroine Claire is searching for a computer in a wrecked prison. She asks prisoner Steve if there's one to be found; he responds that he knows of three - "The guards mainly use them for games. Oh, and porn."

== Webcomics ==

* In ''[[Questionable Content]]'' #112 the AnthroPC Pintsize claims to be objective at judging female breasts because of all the porn he had downloaded for Marten. In a later strip, while he browses his hard drive, he comes across his [[Porn Stash]] and gets distracted from his task. And in yet another strip Marten has to take him to be repaired by [[Yaoi Fangirl|Marigold]], who remarks on the amount of porn in Pintsize (then copies the hentai folder).

* The situation is commented on in [http://techfox.comicgenesis.com/d/20090629.html this] page of ''[[Twenty First Century Fox (Webcomic)|21st Century Fox]]''.

* ''[[Sluggy Freelance]]'':