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In the hills of Georgia live a family of hillbillies. They're also squids. These squidbillies drink, make meth, mud-bog, and destroy property. The characters are:
* Early Cuyler, an extremely violent and drunk redneck. His hat always changes between shows, usually saying something like "Booty Hunter", "Sonny Lied!", or "Guns Don't Kill People, I Do". He has gone to prison and is often scolded by the sheriff for making pinecone moonshine or holding up the convenience store. He was made CEO of the [[Corrupt Corporate Executive]]'s company to act as a scapegoat.
* Rusty Cuyler, Early's son. He is more naïve and morally centered, but is also dumb and gullible. He is a [["Well Done, Son" Guy]].
* Granny Cuyler, the feeble and senile mother of Early and Lil (maybe their granny or great granny, it's unclear the exact relation). She often sees visions of squid-Jesus.
* Lil, who runs a meth operation/beauty salon. Not quite a common character.
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* [[Different in Every Episode]]: Early's hats.
* [[Disproportionate Retribution]]: During a class reunion, Sheriff [[Boom Headshot|blows Dan Halen's brains out]] for all the times he bullied him in high school.
* [[Early Installment Weirdness]]: Satan, in episode 25, is a cool and malicious being with a darkly-comedic streak; in episode 9 (his debut) he's a motormouthed, probably drug-addled schizoid who [[Cluster F
* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: The Ultimate Party Platter chickens from "Wing Nut". They are essentially chickens genetically engineered to the point where their entire body consists of nothing but their wings, they naturally excrete hot sauce from their pores, their bowls burst with Bleu Cheese, and their limbs are made from celery sticks. And yes, they are '''breathing and alive'''.
** And, if Dan Halen is to be believed, they defecate their own "To Go" box.
* [[Enhance Button]]
* [[
* [[Gigantic Gulp]]: Krystal is rarely without one, though as fat as she is it's hardly a shocker.
* [[Gross Out Show]]
* [[Half
* [[Hey
** Early's self-aware gps is [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force (Animation)|one of the mooninites.]]
* [[Juggalo]]: Parodied in "Clowny Freaks".
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* [[Training From Hell]]: This seems to be Early's only way to teach Rusty anything.
* [[Villain Protagonist]]: Early.
* [[White Sheep]]: Early's civilized cousin, Durwood. {{spoiler|also [[Long
* [[Yandere]]: Early is this for Krystal. Seriously.
{{quote| "I love you... *draws knife* I'MMA KILL YOU, BITCH!!!"}}
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