Epic Battle Fantasy/Funny: Difference between revisions

* In the third game, the first time a fire bit self-destructs on you, Lance comments "It killed itself! That rock had so much to live for!"

* Matt, upon seeing a Viking Monolith, comments, "A giant rock! That's not very threatening! What's it going to do, fall on us?"

* This quote:

{{quote| ''(Matt upon landing the final blow)'' '''Matt:''' I used my fapping arm for that attack!}}

'''Lance:''' Get out of the way nooblets, this area has been quarantined. Well, your lives are forfeit either way now that you´ve seen me. The earth must be purged of all infidels. <br />

'''Matt:''' Huh, have we met before? So what´s your plan now, just trying to kill everything? <br />

* While in the desert at the third game, Natz complains that she'd prefer the snowy terrain that this heat:

{{quote| '''Lance:''' [[Covert Pervert|Take your top off!]]<br />