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== [[Literature]] ==
* ''[[
* The book ''Patient Zero'' give us the name of Sergeant Harvey Rabbit, a.k.a. Bunny Rabbit. (Also certainly a reference to ''Harvey'', a film and play about a possibly [[Imaginary Friend|imaginary]] rabbit.
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'''Theresamanbehindyer:''' I'm Assistant Chief Constable Theresamanbehindyer.<br />
'''All:''' Theresamanbehindyer?<br />
'''Theresamanbehindyer:''' Ah, [[Rule of Three|you're not going to catch me]] with [[Look Behind You!|an old one like that]]. }}
** "John Stokes, this is A Sniveling Little Rat Faced Git." [...] "This is my wife, Dreary Fat Boring Old [Git]".
{{quote| And the kids are no better: only last week Dirty Lying Little Two-Faced came running home from school, sobbing his eyes out, and their youngest, Ghastly Spotty Horrible Vicious Little is just at the age when taunts like 'she's a git' really hurt.}}
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{{quote| '''Miley:''' Officer- [''Sees traffic officer's badge''] -Diaria (''she pronounced it as diarrhea'')?<br />
'''Officer:'''It's 'DI-YAR-YUH'! }}
* Mitch from ''[[Modern Family]]'' thought this when his dad and Cameron were talking about football great [
== Stand Up Comedy ==
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* There is a Chinese offical named Cao Gaochao. His surname Cao means fuck in Chinese, and Gaochao means climax.
* When a fan mentions [[Benedict Cumberbatch]] to somebody who has never heard his name before, this will most likely be their reaction.
* Several [[Moral Guardian]] groups complained about the "intentionally shocking title" of ''[[Meet the Fockers]]''. One wonders whether they ever [
* Jaime Cardinal Sin, former Archbishop of Manila. Who used to refer to his home as "The House of Sin."
* Not quite as punny, but there was once a Cardinal [[The Casanova|Casanova]]. No word on if it was [[Meaningful Name|appropriate]].
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* Newspaper reporters have sometimes fallen for the [http://www.snopes.com/media/goofs/heywood.asp Heywood Jablome] gag.
* Also, [http://www.anorak.co.uk/190527/anorak-in-new-york/mike-litoris-survice-hurricane.html Mike Litoris].
* Former American football player [
* Colin Powell (would be innocuous if it weren't pronounced like "colon").
* Various Cockburns, including the real name of actress [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1312575/bio Olivia Wilde].
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* The name John Smith is so common anyone who introduces themselves as such would immediately be assumed to be faking. Must be annoying for people who actually are named John Smith...
* People named Harry Potter, among others.
* Ima Hogg. When [[The Other Wiki]] put her [
* [[JRR Tolkien (Creator)|JRR Tolkien]] once received a letter from one [[Lord of the Rings|Sam Gamgee]] who wondered why his name suddenly became so well known. In a later letter Tolkien feared that someone named S.Gollum would write an angrier letter to him.
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