Little Red Fighting Hood: Difference between revisions

{{quote| ''When the little girl opened the door of her grandmother's house she saw that there was somebody in bed with a nightcap and nightgown on. She had approached no nearer than twenty-five feet from the bed when she saw that it was not her grandmother but the wolf, for even in a nightcap a wolf does not look any more like your grandmother than [[Metro Goldwyn Mayer|the Metro-Goldwyn lion]] looks like [[Calvin Coolidge]]. So the little girl [[Briefcase Blaster|took an automatic out of her basket]] and [[Boom! Headshot!|shot the wolf dead]].''}}