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* [[Acceptable Targets]]: [[Depending
{{quote| "[H]omeless, alone and dead. And ass-worm mouthed. Or worse. ([[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|You could be Phil Collins.]])"}}
** Fans of anime are more or less always made to look like [[Otaku]].
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** Now especially true with Cracked's Random Article button.
* [[Crosses the Line Twice]]: If Daniel O'Brien did any of the things he writes about in his column, Charles Manson would be freaked out. [[Small Name, Big Ego|Swaim]] is the [[Only Sane Man]] in comparison.
** Case in point: [http://www.cracked.com/blog/an-apology-to-town-that-i-turned-into-the-hunger-games/ his apology] to the Pennsylvania town where he recreated ''[[The Hunger Games (
** Which is kinda funny considering the role reversal in the web series ''Agents of Cracked''.
** [http://www.cracked.com/blog/frosty-snowman-declares-war-war-christmas Frosty the Snowman declares War on the War on Christmas]. That is all.
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*** Which, in a ridiculously meta twist, was a [[Funny Aneurysm Moment]] itself, due to the same thing happening in Agents of Cracked, involving the death of Nicholas Cage.
* [[Hell Is That Noise]]: [http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-bizarre-sounds-from-outer-space/ 7 Bizarre Sounds From Outer Space] featured Saturn, or as it was called, the screeching space phantom.
* [[Hilarious in Hindsight]]: [http://www.cracked.com/article_17674_how-make-jokeless-comedy-studying-epic-movie-guys.html This] article about [[Seltzer and Friedberg]] that dissects their distinguishing brand of (un)funny movies also makes a prediction at the very end that their next parody movie will be about {{spoiler|ninety minutes of crap.}} {{spoiler|[[Vampires Suck
** Swaim's [http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-words-you-cant-say-on-the-internet-without-starting-a-flame-war/ 7 Words You Can't Say On The Internet] video, which includes him doubting that a lot of Scientologist figureheads are lurking in 4Chan threads. And then Anonymous declared war on Scientology...
* [[Iron Woobie]]: John Cheese is showing signs of this with his new article. It's about how not to pass on the abuse to your kids that you suffered as a child. He uses his horrible childhood as an example.
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* [[Squick]]: [http://www.cracked.com/article_17626_5-creepiest-sex-scenes-in-comics.html This list.] And several others.
** They love to lampshade [[Nightmare Fuel]] and [[Squick]] by proclaiming something along the lines of "[[Freak-Out|OHGODKILLITKILLITAHHHHHHH]]" or "Not Safe For Soul".
* [[Surprisingly Improved Sequel]]: For something that started out as a cheap [[Mad
* [[Tear Jerker]]: [http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-they-never-told-us/ 5 Things They Never Told Us], a simple but successfully crushing article for students to read to prepare them about the loss of youthful energy, the anticlimactic realization that you are an adult but still have no idea how life works, and summer going from three months off of freedom to just a simple change in the weather for you.
** [http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_231_creative-ways-to-teach-children-harsh-life-lessons/ This List] of [[Anvilicious|Anvils]] to prepare children for the harshness of reality.
* [[This Is Your Premise
* [[What Do You Mean It's Not for Kids?]]: [http://www.cracked.com/article_17206_the-10-most-perverted-old-school-video-games.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Tech&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=recommended The 10 Most Perverted Old School Video Games].
* [[The Woobie]]: John Cheese.
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