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Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • On an alien spacecraft crashing to Earth in 1709:

Harry: See? It's not impossible, it's ridiculous.

  • On an alien contact team being led by a psychologist:

Harry: So that's what the little green men are saying these days? "Take me to your therapist"?

  • On being extracted from the mission, Beth answers Ted's complaints:

Beth: We're the welcome wagon for the aliens, Ted, and there's no aliens. (loud whisper) It was all Made In America!

  • This exchange:

Harry: You a religious man, Norm?
Norman: Atheist, but I'm flexible.

  • The last lines:

Norman: Why you holding my hand?
Harry: No. You were holding my hand.