Spider-Man: The Animated Series/Funny
Lines from Spider-Man
- This exchange between Kingpin and Spidey after he's capture by the [1] Six.
Kingpin: Spider-Man. Having you here is a real treat. |
- "You want a trial separation already. I understand but... I'm hurt."
- From the Crossover with X-Men:
"Power of Lightning, strike again!" |
- "A nuclear reactor? Why don't villains ever pick bakeries to invade?"
- "It's not nice to rob jewelry stores in Mister Spider-Man's neighborhood. Can you say, 'I'm going to jail'?"
- "Rhino and Shocker? How'd they get together? Computer dating?"
- "SHOCKEEEER! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!" It's his over-the-top delivery that really sells it.
- From Hydro-Man:
Security Guard: Look, Spider-Man really is the thief! |
...and everyone else
Alicia: "Well, at least I won't be changing diapers anymore..." |
- I don't know about anyone else, but this Troper dies laughing every time baby!Silvermane ever opens his mouth. Just hearing a little kid's voice saying things like "Bah! My mind is trapped!" is hilarious.
- Tombstone observing the fight between Spider-Man and Smythe's Mega-Slayer:
"Only problem here is, I don't know who to root for." |
- An alternate reality's Gwen Stacy explaining that she recognised Spider-Carnage as the impostor because he's "as nutty as a fruitcake."
- ↑ Sinister