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{{quote|''"Maybe it's just me, but I'm not crazy about super hero stories where [[Dark Age|everything's all dark and moody]]. Personally, I like the ones where [[Silver Age|good guys fight giant apes on the moon and stuff]]. Remember those? I do. That was back when comic book worlds were places you wanted to escape ''to''... not ''[[Crapsack World|from]]''."''}}
 
Doreen Green is the mutant known as '''Squirrel Girl''' -- or, depending on who you ask, either ''The Anti-Life'' or ''The Slayer Of All That Breathes''. She is also, believe it or not, ''[[Marvel Comics]]' most powerful hero''.
 
Doreen's (official) powers are enhanced strength, speed, agility, and reflexes, as well as the ability to leap several stories. She possesses small razor sharp claws in place of fingernails, and she's able to use small retractable knuckle spikes. She can communicate with squirrels, which she uses to attack and/or distract her enemies (as well as [[Breaking the Fourth Wall]]). She also has a semi-prehensile tail (which she can use to cuddle herself with). Oh, and her lips taste like hazelnuts.