Star Trek: Borg/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • Kicking Q in the "unmentionables" What else can I say?
  • Q's reaction to Biraka's smooch on the head.

Q:He kissed me!

  • After Q brings Quint back.

Quint: Where am I? What's going on? Wait... I don't think I want to know.

  • Q and Targus are pretty good together, too.

Targus: You could have waited 'till I sat down!
Q: I could have, but I didn't.

  • Dr. Quint gets a good line in near the beginning.

Quint:Death in battle; if he were a Klingon, he'd be ecstatic.

  • Q even gets the chance to give The McCoy line.

He's a doctor, not a security officer!

  • If you're really lucky/unlucky, you get the chance to kill Q.

Q:Oh great. Now I'm dead!

  • Q points out Qaylan Sr.'s less honorable traits.

Q: Oh and by the way, your father cheats.